THEMANDALORIAN
ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW
ma Sith Lord!
could wipeut a fleet of you
Mandolorians!
bed
*re an emo with a glow stick
MothaFuckingDeadPool MothaFuckingDeadPool
28 sep 2020
THEMANDALORIAN ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW ma Sith Lord! could wipeut a fleet of you Mandolorians! bed *re an emo with a glow stick
Oh no, Xi Jinping lost his hair!
Can you help him find it?
Genjen Genjen
4 dec 2020
Oh no, Xi Jinping lost his hair! Can you help him find it?
Nancy Grace @
we
Carole Baskin: Cadaver dog alerts to possible human remains near Don Lewis's lake house
FUNNYSTUFFANDTHINGS FUNNYSTUFFANDTHINGS
26 sep 2020
Nancy Grace @ we Carole Baskin: Cadaver dog alerts to possible human remains near Don Lewis's lake house
Me: Its medicinal
Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
Tiara Tiara
14 sep 2020
Me: Its medicinal Cop: Well first of all, that's a belt fed mahine gun
Dirt bike for sale, runs a little ruff, couple of nuts missing, good condition for age.
Asking $3,500 OBV
SlyPenguin SlyPenguin
23 sep 2020
Dirt bike for sale, runs a little ruff, couple of nuts missing, good condition for age. Asking $3,500 OBV
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse MishkaMushkaMickeyMouse
5 nov 2020
Do y'all ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is about to piss you off.
Really
thats ~
What I more want?
NotSusJustGay
24 sep 2020
Really thats ~ What I more want?
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
if
Lowerdcase Lowerdcase
15 apr
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life if
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly
Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
2ManyFacts 2ManyFacts
25 sep 2020
If a Polar Bear and a Grizzly Bear mate, their offspring is called a "Pizzy Bear"
When single moms find out your forklift certified:
Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
LexisLucci LexisLucci
17 dec 2020
When single moms find out your forklift certified: Mommy is just so sick and tired of wearing panties.
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old.
CC
RAMBILIN MAMA
boyce boyce
24d
What I picture when someone says their "baby" is 47-months-old. CC RAMBILIN MAMA
when you forget your wiimote strap
royalmug royalmug
24 sep 2020
when you forget your wiimote strap
ichiko
His owner had suffered from a cerebral hemorrhage at work and died, never returning to the train station where Hachiko was waiting.
The faithful dog continued to wait for nine years till the day it died.
Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy Yeah_Im_THAT_Guy
28 sep 2020
ichiko His owner had suffered from a cerebral hemorrhage at work and died, never returning to the train station where Hachiko was waiting. The faithful dog continued to wait for nine years till the day it died.
New York Post @ @nypost-
Forget fake IDs! Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol
Harry @
@wroetoshaw i'm going to dress like a horse so i can get ketamine
Belluh Belluh
25 sep 2020
New York Post @ @nypost- Forget fake IDs! Teens are dressing up as mask-wearing grandmas to score alcohol Harry @ @wroetoshaw i'm going to dress like a horse so i can get ketamine
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
Pamperos21 Pamperos21
23 sep 2020
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS
JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
tankcollar1 tankcollar1
5 feb
DON'T WORRY ABOUT BIDEN COMING TO TAKE YOUR GUNS JUST GIVE HIM YOUR LEAF BLOWER HE WON'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this
short obstacle course for me
1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid:
Lay
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
5 dec 2020
Army Doctor: Okay, just do this short obstacle course for me 1960s soldier who's just been dosed with 5000 hits of acid: Lay
Paul Walker was killed by his car,
Kobe Bryant by his helicopter
Me looking at my forklift
"Don't you dare"
BohemianSun BohemianSun
24 sep 2020
Paul Walker was killed by his car, Kobe Bryant by his helicopter Me looking at my forklift "Don't you dare"