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    • Dogtag9d 11 apr
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    • How could u hit bob Ross I monster
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    • My gf slapped the fuck outa me when she dreamed I was cheating on her. I woke up when she slapped me, then she proceeded to lay on my chest for a half hour crying “don’t leave me.” I was confused as hell the whole time.
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    • Wtf did Bob Ross do to you
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    • That woman...you lost out if you let that one go my dude.
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    • I put my girl in a headlock our second night sleeping together seven years ago. That's when she knew she could never leave me.
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    • Imagine being that deep into making fake stories about you and your gf
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    • Sounds like a good girlfriend
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    • 1. Bob Ross was in the army so he would probably be capable of whooping your ass, but 2. He is such a kind and sweet man, so why would you ever want to hit him you monster
      Waltimate 11 apr
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    • If your girl laughs at that and doesn’t freak the fuck out and get pissed, buy a ring
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    • She's laughing because she wanted to get an abortion but he didn't want her to. Now it's taken care of.
      Drcool_52 11 apr
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    • My dad fuckin decked my sister while he was sleepwalking a couple years back
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    • And another fine edition of shit that never fucking happened
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    • Things that never happened for 800
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    • If you were willing to punch Bob Ross you deserve to be crucified while naked with chilli powder on your cock
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    • She was a keeper
      DewMaster 16 apr
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    • So kinda the same thing happened. But when she asked why I punched her in the stomach. I just sleepily said. "Oh I had a dream where you were pregnant" got slapped for that one.
      shpeedle 11 apr
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    • You woke a woman up, sucker punched her, called her a name, AND she left the sheets? BullSHIT she was laughing
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    • Bob Ross had a dark side and years of military experience. Good thing it was just a dream or I bet Bob Ross woulda snapped and cleaned that guy’s clock lol
      CRS6132 11 apr
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    • You hit bob ross in a dream you better wake up and apologize
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    • *gf is pregnant * * not anymore *
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    • One time when I was like 5, I sleepwalked into my moms room, pissed on her, the collapsed
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    • Epic gf keep her
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    • Girlfriend constantly hits me in my sleep well rolling around. She fucking throat punched me the other night so I carried her into the spare room and left here there for the night.
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    • one time I dreamt that an alligator was attacking my son (in reality he isn't born yet though) and I went to kick the alligator in the head. next thing I knew I woke up with my girlfriend pissed at me and my foot hurting. turns out I kicked her in the thigh really hard.
      guncor 11 apr
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    • Jokes on him, no one who uses 4chan has a gf. That's status to get your 4chan Gold account revoked
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    • EaT sHiT BoB rOsS
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    • If she’s laughing at that she’s a keeper
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    • I really want this one to be true
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    • I felt the “had gf at time”
      shinogi02 11 apr
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    • Bob Ross was in the military. He could’ve kicked your ass.
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    • (X) doubt
      xKergern 15 apr
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    • I did that to my older sister once... she kept trying to wake me up when I didn't want to get up, so I pretended to wake up all shocked and punched her in the stomach
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    • If I get wrapped up real tight and can’t move I start to have night terrors. The gf didn’t know this and found me passed out and decided to wrap me up with the blankets I was on to be cute and shit. I started screaming bloody murder in my sleep and scared her so bad she fell out the bed.
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    • "had gf at time"
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    • This is a fake post, bob ross would never fight someone
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    • Why were you fighting Bob Ross
      AMacik 12 apr
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    • An oldie but a goodie
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    • There is no such thing as a punch that is full force when you are laying down
      Lopaka36 12 apr
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    • Dont wake someone whos having a nightmare up
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    • Honestly, of all things the most unbelievable thing of it all is that you have a girlfriend
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    • I want to see this animated 😂
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    • The fact that she didn't get mad after getting the wind punch out of her. She's a keeper
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    • Considering I literally slapped my cat this morning doing pretty much exactly that, I'll buy it
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    • The same thing happened to me except neither of us were asleep and I was screaming about how she needs to stop nagging me and I hit her in the face
      Deverez 11 apr
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    • Unpopular opinion: he’s giving her an abortion
      Funseye 11 apr
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    • At least your gf was laughing
      CRLM107 11 apr
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    • Of course the only way he could defeat Bob Ross is in his dreams. Even then, Bob Ross punished those around him for his bravado
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    • I still have night terrors about Afghanistan and I straight up head butted this poor girl that I picked up at the bar. Ended up buying her a 200 dollar bracelet because I felt so bad. Nice girl
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    • Anger arrives with the belief of perfection in others
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    • This actually made me laugh and I haven’t done that in a while
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    • this one time my ex had all the blankets so i went to take some back and she rolled over in her sleep elbowed me in the face so me being half asleep and irritated i pushed her off the bed
      florist 12 apr
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    • One time i was in bed with my girlfriend and she told me to scoot over and i said "long live the king" and shoved her off the bed
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    • All of you people underestimate the weird fucking shit us sleep talkers go through. My family has had full ass conversations with me while I'm asleep and I do not like the power that gives them.
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    • What do you mean had? Is there anyone who could break up with you after something like this she should of immediately realized you are a keeper.
      cjszlaukl 11 apr
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    • i just remembered i once elbowed my girlfriend in the eye when we were sleeping, i woke up and tried pulling the blanket but ended up hitting her, she just did like a mad growl and went back to sleep
      BigBirdd 11 apr
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    • Why would you hurt Bob Ross?
      leroysux 11 apr
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    • This is fake. You can tell because he said he had a girlfriend
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    • My gf would have me spending the rest of the night on the couch
      funnyonah 11 apr
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    • Marry her tbh
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    • Same I hit my gf all the time
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    • Imagine she was pregnant
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    • My ex had to move back to her home town for family reasons and her friend that she knew for like 20 years today her and she started having night terrors and would wake up and text me multiple time a night tell me not to let him get her and freaking out and I’d have I’d have to calm her down. Count..
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    • Just had a dream that I was all the way in Germany on vacation and then went to Greece and the whole time apparitions of my family are telling me to come home even though I didn’t want to
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    • One time I had a dream that I was on a road trip and my friend made a lame joke and I woke up laughing
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    • “Had Gf at time”
      JFett 11 apr
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    • No shit my wife woke me up one night cause I screamed in my sleep. I was like DBZ fighting someone and my only explanation to her was "I was kickin' ASS" before passing out again
      Zfullz 11 apr
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    • Fake and gay
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    • Wife said I sang the hook to Amy winehouse’ song “rehab” then kicked her in the back, clean out of the bed. I then screamed “ it’s gonna be a bloodbath!” True story
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    • Wife and I tried to make a sex tape once, while getting into position I accidentally kneed her in the jaw hard and the rest of the video is us falling on the floor laughing hysterically without clothes.
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    • She was a keeper but you sir may not be going to good places after death for your crimes against humanity
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    • Why are you having dreams about beating up Bob Ross
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    • That GF is the one😂 when you can gut punch on accident and she doesn't even get mad, you know she's special
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    • Idk why but I just can't not giggle at eat shit Bob Ross 😂
      Ghost2234 11 apr
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    • And then Rick Ross clapped
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    • Why is he angry at Bob Ross!?
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    • EmoNeo 11 apr
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    • I did this but I was awake already and didn’t say anything about bob ross
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    • I’ve seen the exact same thing from Twitter, I’m not sure if this is stolen or that is stolen or if it’s the same person
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    • I do not appreciate such atrocities against bob ross
      jakpak04 11 apr
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    • You're going to hell for violent behavior towards Bobby
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    • What the FUCK did my boy Bob Ross do to you, bruh?
      HummerH3 11 apr
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    • This is a cute story
      _ellie_ 13 apr
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    • I smell bullshit
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    • I wish I knew what it feels like to be loved
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    • I have multiple siblings, so when we go on vacations, we have to share beds. So i was sharing a bed with my sister and when she was asleep she grabbed my arm and held it against her chest. Then from the noises she made i was pretty sure she was having a sex dream
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    • Even if it was dream bob, why would your fucking hit him
      Ps2_Slim 12 apr
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    • How could anyone hurt bob ross
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    • If i was about to hit bob ross i would immedietly know i was dreaming. Aint no way id do such a sinfull act irl.
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    • What did Bob Ross do to you man?
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    • Did this happen but in yellow?
      fortyf1ve 11 apr
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