• ha Consider John Frazzled
[Home Depot staff meeting]
BOSS: Someone has been breaking
all the wood. Any idea who it is?
ME: [tightening my green karate belt]
Probably someone pretty strong.
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    • I use to karate chop pencils in school and it made me feel pretty badass.
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    • I cannot begin to count how many times I have seen this exact post since me being here since 2013
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    • The only thing with wood around here is y'all horny asses posting Wendys porn
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    • Unpopular opinion: being a sceptic of a “well know fact” is not a bad thing, that is how science progresses. Popular: However , refusing the facts presented to you as “fake” is ignorant.
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    • Why is that when I start working at Home Depot I start seeing homedepot memes
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    • Lumber and garden department gang
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    • I once knew a chick with a pine wood dildo, she would always pretend she was a corndog
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    • Bro why does Home Depot employ like 6 people. Literally I can NEVER find someone when I’m looking for something
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    • An oldie but a goodie
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    • In Tang Soo Do, green belt is like half way.
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    • I stopped after brown
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    • These tweet scenarios are never funny bro
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    • Oh wow. This is only the 30th time I’ve seen this meme
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    • He will now chop trees
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    • This is not funny at all this is a Facebook meme
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    • Hey. Just started at home depot my second day is today
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    • Chris Pratt moment
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    • How much wood would he he have to chop to get that belt
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    • Me and my friends would take turns holding pencils we found on the floor and letting the other person break them, amd we would keep adding mor pencils until we couldnt break them anymore
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    • Anyone else bored as hell rn? Anyways come join my server it’s mc(dot)igniscraft(net)
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    • As a Home Depot employee, I appreciate this so much 😂😂 we actually had an issue with a group of teenagers coming into our lumber aisle recently and breaking wood for fun, so this is hilarious 🤣
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    • Can somebody tell me all the colored belts
      FBImeme 5 aug
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    • DeliLlama03 flex’s muscles
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    • All the wood? Even the 4x6x12s? On god?
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    • Serious Andy dweiyer vibes
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    • Minecraft Steve has returned to raid the villagers once again....
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    • Why does this have such Andy Dwyer energy...
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    • I work at Home Depot and can confirm the accuracy of this post
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    • Working lumber department at Home Depot is fucking hell
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    • Maybe somebody with a really high power level
      murid11 4 aug
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    • breaking boards was always one of my favorite things to do when I trained in karate
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    • This has Chris Pratt energy all over it
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    • Chris Pratt energy
      JZdawg47 4 aug
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    • Is he breaking the planks himself. Or is he putting on his green belt to warn the man doing it that he is now protecting them and any broken wood will lead to a fight
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    • Guys can someone help me out with the apple store i got a question.
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    • “I mean that dude just has to be strong guy, if he can destroy some 4x4 he should get some pussy right?”
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    • Its just green belt
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    • "Well we can definitely rule you out"
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    • I got bored and quit karate before I even finished orange
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    • I appreciate this every time it pops up
      btuesday 4 aug
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    • I know a kid who is a black belt in karate but in his dojo they dont hit objects or spar, they just hit air and I've selt taught off of YouTube and I kicked his ass
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    • Ha
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    • Seems like something Andy Dwyer would say
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      freindi 4 aug
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    • , it's not wood, it's LUMBER !
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    • “Who would destroy south galaxy?!” “Probably someone with a really high power level.”
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    • The origin of Taekwondo: someone was doing Karate and just said “hey what if we use the entire lower half of our bodies too?”
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    • I like to punch things. I punch hard things, soft things, breakable things and unbreakable things. Something don’t work? Try punching it works for me more often than not.
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    • This seems like a Chris Pratt scene from parks and recreation
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    • Except home Depot wood is so warped I literally breaks as you take it off the shelf
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    • Not strong if you have a green belt
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    • What’s your power level?
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    • Is he passing the blame saying someone else is stronger? Or is he implying that he broke them and he is the strong one? (I don't know what number green is)
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    • HIT/ER NAZ I R APE
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    • :)
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    • I remember taking taek-won-do or however it’s spelled for two weeks before getting bored of it. The fuckers just kept saying. “Stand like this... now stand like that... now stand like this”
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    • Me tightening my blue belt: You? H A H.
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    • "Any idea who it is?"
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    • Is this loss?
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    • Yeah home depot meetings are not as intellegent as this. Its mostly about how someone used their phone instead how we took 45min to get a customer help in lumber. I say that company is waiting to fall apart
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    • I'm a home Depot DS for 3 years now, ama
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    • lmaoo green belt was only like 3 belts in when i did karate.
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    • Breaking wood isn’t hard, it’s an illusion. It’s just about hitting it in the right place.
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    • Probably someone with a really big power level...
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    • I mean the crooked ass wood they have there its probably for the best
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