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    • I need this person to write a book comprised of nothing but their daily interactions at work. I NEED this.
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    • i sat here and read it all
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    • Did nobody notice him saying he would take the girl
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    • Cool, cool. But what do you mean you would have taken the little girl?
      drygn 19 sep
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    • But what happened to the gay barista after day one?
      Jgold22 19 sep
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    • It's small things like this that make me miss being a cashier. My favorite line was "her license told me she had lived through World War II, her smile told me she was still living"
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    • Big word amounts scare puny human brean
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    • A long read but extremely wholesome and interesting
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    • That was a hell of a ride lol
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    • What does it mean when he said he’d “take the girl”
      AjaxSoap 19 sep
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    • That was worth 15 minutes of my day
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    • Spandex + makeup wipes = theatre kids
      GrandJ 19 sep
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    • The thing that is great about this is we all experience these things but this person cares enough to notice this all and has the skill to write it in a way that makes it art
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    • Are we gonna ignore the fact that he said if he wasn't on the clock he would have kidnapped a child??
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    • Oh my god I read the first one thinking “aight it’s a little long but not too bad” and then i realized the one under it said “day 2” and was like “bruh” and it just kept scrolling and scrolling and scrolling
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    • I skipped this because I worked at Target before. We know how it is. It's just diet Walmart.
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    • Wtf does “If I wasn’t on the clock, I would have taken her” regarding a little girl in the hallway mean
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    • Best thing I've seen at Walmart is a woman with a live opossum dnoond around her neck.
      BMan29 19 sep
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    • Hold up hold up hold up... Taken her??!
      GeoScream 19 sep
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    • Target is just Walmart for middle class moms
      Sp4wn 19 sep
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    • The paragraph about the old woman buying vodka was well written
      Yalloyin 19 sep
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    • This sounds like a game of BitLife
      melty600 19 sep
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    • I used to work at Target. My manager forgot to train me the first day, told me to train new hires on the second day. I quit on the third day because a kid squirted KY Jelly on me in the toy aisle. Terrible place to work
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    • TMI : also what about the barista?? Did he fuck him?
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    • As a target worker I believe that all of these things happened. I am not a cashier but I have shipped out m a n y strange items. Such at 129 dove chocolate bunnies to the same person. I aspire to be them. I wish I knew why they were buying them considering it had to be over $300 of chocolate bunnies
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    • ...this guy lives in a place where nothing is normal.
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    • My girlfriend works at target and honestly I believe 90 percent of this. Target customers are a different breed
      TGK14 19 sep
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    • Target is the fucking twilight zone I swear. Everything that happens there is weird, and time doesn't work right.
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    • I work at taco bell and on my second day of working there i was putting my bike away and an old guy with yellow teeth said that it was a good bike, not a harley though, harleys are too loud. then he started talking about Napoleon and all the people he killed.
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    • Best shit I’ve ever read
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    • I’m not entirely sure what to make of that. Weirdest thing that has happened at my job so far was a woman ending her golfing early because something horrible was happening at her house and a dude using a golf club or something else to help another guy get back into his car
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    • That was splendid
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    • More
      K1mb3rlyy 19 sep
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    • TrueOnes1 19 sep
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    • When I was six-ish, my parents used to run a gas station, and one night before we went home, a fly flew right into my mouth. I panicked and eventually opened my mouth to let it out. I could taste it in my mouth all night. Flies do not taste good guys, speaking from experience. I can still recall it
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    • Did you just use the C word, it’s guest you moron
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    • I don’t believe it but I don’t not believe it at the same time
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    • Normally I would read through all this but I just woke up, wayyy to much stuff too early
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    • Jesus I red the first 9 but I am way too lazy and tired to read the rest
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    • I didn’t believe you saw that many people that stand out on your first day, let alone every day your first week
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    • bruh why the fuck she want to take the kid with the dress
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    • Parker... Peter Parker?! *gasp* The ship CAN Happen!
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    • Read all of it. Quite nice
      LadyDuula 19 sep
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    • I drove to Walmart to buy sharpies for my little sister's bday party but I couldn't because I'm 17. Driving? Sure, here's your license, have fun! Markers? No, that's irresponsible
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    • We had a guy come into our restaurant with a HUGE gage in his lower lip and we all watched in horror and fascination as he took it out so he could eat
      Joy_Wells 19 sep
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    • This made my day
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    • Too many word
      GiIbert 18 sep
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    • Too many word, no read I can
      WiIliam 19 sep
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    • I worked at a concessions stand at a pool this summer, and there was this group of boys who were extremely rude, I asked something to the affect of “hi, what can I-“ Pretzel!, “ok, and would you lik-“ Cheese! “ would you like anyth-“ Chicken strips!. And they kept doing this, they were mad because t
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    • What target does he work at that sells vodka? Mine doesn't, wish it did though.
      Starheart 19 sep
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    • Working in retail definitely brings in a lot of characters that's for sure.
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    • I’m sad this ended
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    • Damn dude this is pretty dope
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    • content not available more
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    • Worth the read
      itsRuby 19 sep
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    • You cant buy cat litter by the "gallon" and you better leave the little girl alone .
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    • For anyone wondering about the old guy getting drunk off Mountain Dew, it’s a drink that was originally meant to be paired with moonshine
      Alaias 19 sep
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    • *if i wasn't on the clock i would have taken her* I'm concerned on many levels by this line lmao
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    • This was a ride and I love it
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    • As a Target employee I can confirm.
      A_Master 22 sep
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    • This was featured last year, I have it republished
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    • That’s cool and all but how do I change the color of my campfire?
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    • Best thing I’ve read
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    • If you read this is Technoblade's voice it's perfect
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    • This guys sees his day the way I do but I have terrible memory and Would never be able to chronicle any of it
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    • I used to work the register at target and I can confirm that you get some weird ass people. I had a guy in a suit buy 31 bottles of isopropyl alcohol and nothing else, I knew right away that was some drug shit lol
      raeco 20 sep
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    • Since when does Target hand out stickers to kids? I thought only doctors did that.
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    • I remember walking into the bathroom at work to clean it and this toddler and her mother were at the sink. The toddler pointed at me accusingly and said “what are YOU doing here?” I just stood there in shock before her mom explained my job
      BillHam 20 sep
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    • This reminds me of that scp that goes to different dimensions also fuck the smiling guy
      jjesus 20 sep
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    • what does octogenarian mean
      Kasagure 20 sep
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    • I come back to iFunny after a year and see a meme that I’ve seen featured before. Some things never change.
      BupBoii 19 sep
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    • "I would have taken her" what was he planning to do to the skipping girl in the pink dress?
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    • I would not have stopped reading had it continued
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    • i stopped at day 4 i shall continue tomorrow
      thou 19 sep
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    • I read all of this. It's nice to just see someone being positive about something.
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    • This reads like a creepy pasta
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    • The style reminds me of "mockingbird wish me luck," by Charles Bukowski. If Charles had a brighter outlook
      Dchavez 19 sep
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    • This reads like nightvale
      kkg2251 19 sep
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    • I really did not want it to end.
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    • I worked at target, someone spilled dog food, as I was cleaning it up a man ran, dropped to his knees and slid next to me, finger guns out and said two words. "Hand lotion" so I 100% believe this thread
      PoisonJoe 19 sep
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    • This was great
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    • Forgot I was on day one, got to day two, realized that had all been day one, lost it
      DeejWest 19 sep
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    • What is an octogenarian
      Tuddy 19 sep
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    • You were gonna take her huh?
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    • Octogenarian is an old person. 80+ years
      MUSHUBii 19 sep
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    • I'm illiterate
      fanwank 19 sep
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    • Could be a series of comics
      DrReid 19 sep
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    • Nigga I ain’t gonna read all that’s shit. I got halfway through day 2 before realizing how long the motherfucker was
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    • Too many word, me no finish
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    • I am not gonna read all that shit
      7400 19 sep
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    • It's 5 am no way I'm reading all this shit some just explain it to me if it's actually funny
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    • muskox 19 sep
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    • Quit lying, shitbag
      dandjman 19 sep
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