• This boy at Target asked if I would
hold his hand because his ex
girlfriend just walked in with a new
guy, so naturally I felt bad and held
his hand while strolling around Target
for a bit. Then it donned on me, with
no other couple in sight, that was the
best damn pick up line ever pulled.
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    • No fucking way a woman voluntarily holds hands and walks around a with a complete stranger.
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    • That's called a lie and that's how shitty relationships develop.
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    • Premarital hand holding.🤢
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    • Holding hands?! What a slut
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    • this is true. i was the pickup line
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    • Told a girl I sat next to on the school bus (only when our regular seats were taken) that my hand was cold (it was winter after all). And that holding mine might alleviate that. She did & that's how I got my 1st gf. Silly stuff can work my guys. Depends on the joke, execution, & of course the girl.
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    • I bet you shower naked too, huh you slut?
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    • Did this happen? No
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    • Fake. We all know she would call this sexual harassment.
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    • Donned or dawned?
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    • It's true, I was the electronics department.
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    • Anyone else realize that there are more likes than usual? From 20k to 80k? Did IFunny use bots to make it seem everyone's happy or what?
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    • Thanks for the bright highlighter fucktard 🤡🤡
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    • It’s true, I was the target
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    • Won't work if you're a chubby guy under 6ft tall.
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    • "donned"
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    • It’s true, I was the Tumblr.
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    • dawned* is everybody retarded?
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    • The kind of thing where it’s only a pickup line if you’re hot
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    • This statement is true this I know because I was the chip crumb on the floor
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    • Awww that’s cute!
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    • It’s true I was damn
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    • Say what you want, but I’ve always wanted to date a girl with pink hair. It’s cute af.
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    • And then everyone clapped
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    • Instructions unclear, Am now being held in custody by the Donovan,OK police department for sexual harassment.
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    • Well.....now you have a boyfriend congratulations 🍾
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    • You fucked a kid?
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    • This is true, I was the Target
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    • Thats just creepy
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    • These foreskin jokes aren't funny.
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    • Ah yes, the best way to girls, pity
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    • It's true I was the target
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    • It’s true! I was the neuron that fired that cause him to say such lies!
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    • Also a good way to get into some human trafficking but, ok.
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    • If he is good looking , than its a pick up line , if he is ugly , he is a lonely creep that wanted you to hold him
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    • Thats not what a pickup line is
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    • Dang, aight boy, I see you.
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    • So u married him 🤣🤣🤣
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    • As a woman this is definitely not a good pick up line, please don't do this, guys
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    • It’s true, I was the hand
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    • "Donned"
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    • Your relationship was based on a lie
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    • One time I was in a target and this guy asked if he could fuck me on top of the stack of dog food so his ex gf wouldn’t look at him. And little did i know, he actually tricked me into having sex with him! ha! who would’ve thought?
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    • "Dawned." DAWNED!! As in, "Has it ever dawned on you just how much of a fucking retard you are?!?" 'Donned' means to put on, to wear. "He donned his coat and hat before going out." Phonetic spelling only demonstrates what a galactically-poor student you are.
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    • No it wasn’t? It wasn’t a pick up line... it’s insecurity and just weird... why would some stranger think it’s ok to behave that way?
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    • It's dawned. Not "donned"
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    • One time at a football game in high school this dude threw an empty Gatorade bottle at me to get my attention. We ended up dating for a year XD
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    • Filthy fucking premarital hand holding... sickening
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    • "I'd start out with a pickup line, but you look like you've probably heard them all" is seriously a good contender lol
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    • I was at a football game and I only had a sweater but the girl next to me had a hoodie so I asked if I could put my hands in her pouch and it ended with my arms around her in the pouch 😏
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    • It’s dawned, as in to gradually become aware of, not donned as in putting on clothing.
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