• How you picture yourself in
a zombie apocalypse.
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    • Actually I'd be inside a denny's jerking off to decapitated zombie tiddies
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    • Walking dead zombies in the us would be a piece of cake, dying light zombies would be much more difficult especially at night, but world war z zombies.... Yeah, we'd all be fucked
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    • If the Zombie Apocalypse happens....please be Walking Dead zombies....not Dying Light or Train to Busan or some shit. And especially not WWZ!
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    • I feel like I'd be the type to live for a few weeks then die horrifically for the character development of someone else
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    • You know what? I have to say a walking dead apocalypse would be fuckin easy. Especially out where im at. Now if its dying light style, or something like that, im prolly fucked
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    • Yeah but im on the winning side
      PVCRocio 20 jun
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    • I have this amazing idea of finding an event stage, and just learning to play electric guitar. Zombies can’t climb and I pretend they’re supporting my dreams. Wholesome apocalypse plans, gents.
      V0ids 20 jun
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    • Rule 1: Cardio
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    • I feel like I could survive a zombie apocalypse if it were like walking dead zombies. World War Z zombies? I'd probably get fucked if I'm not sick
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    • Who the fuck would want to be stranded on a car sorrounded by zombies? Nevermind i just remembered masochists. Honestly though i would prefer to be in a highrise with a large roof garden.
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    • This was featured all the way back in 2013. (Yes, I remember, no I dont give a fuck if anyone asked, bite me)
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    • If I’m on top of a car with a horde near me I either gotta blow myself up or run on top of their heads
      Hoosier 19 jun
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    • Actually I'd be nowhere in that situation because I can hide in the past or the future.
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    • Not me, I’m different... trust me
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    • This is either when you try to get into the trunk and lock it, or blow your own brains out
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    • Are those zombies or protestors?
      Neno1313 20 jun
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    • Depends. If it's the walking dead zombies, I think I can manage. The most dangerous enemy would be human in that case. If it's dawn of the dead zombies where they haul ass, we'd all be d e a d.
      iKelex 20 jun
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    • This is why I prefer isolated out break stories like Resident Evil or Gakkou Gurashi or The Crazies (1978) despite being "contained" in one location there's still mass casualties and because often only the group responsible for the outbreak is aware there's time for the hoard to grow bit there's
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    • I wouldn't be in either of those shitty situations
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    • If you think I'm not going to take over a Lowe's or home depot you're very wrong
      tommmzzz 20 jun
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    • Just get like 30 people some cattle and go to a island make veggies and fruit and breed the cattle for food and fish then prolly die because u know humans are humans
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    • We are too prepared for a zombie apocalypse, so nothing would ever happen, change my mind.
      QueenLean 21 jun
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    • That’s u
      wheezler 21 jun
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    • I'd definitely not be a zombie. I got my sword right with me and by god that doesnt run out of ammo
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    • nah dude, i'm a 2nd amendment supporter and i jack off every day so you know ya boy got arm strength
      smallnig 20 jun
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    • I was gonna say like we all think that if a zombie apocalypse ever did happen, most of us think we would survive and be a hero or so, but would end up getting bit or turned or whatever cuz of either not knowing about it in time or getting cut off by a horde
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    • Since everyone are talking about outbreaks from different media, I decided to make a compilation based on the severity of outbreaks, starting with near harmless to absolute shitfuckery. Shaun of the Dead or the Romero trilogy; the Walking Dead; Dead Rising; Project Zomboid; POSTAL zombies;(comments)
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    • RIP to y'all but I'm different
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    • I'm the guy who caused it because I saw two vials of goo and decided to use a dropper to add a little of one to the other and swap them.
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    • No Id be in SoDak living in a farm. Low population sizes. Plenty of great farm landing and resources. Also we have a lot of guns!
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    • No way a dead body could break down my front door, just stay inside
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    • Oh no the economy
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    • you lost in both situations.
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    • Dawg Imma be on my couch enjoying my generator and my PS4, AKM in the corner. I'll be just fine.
      Gevil 20 jun
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    • Ngl I’m not built to last that long so I’d sacrifice myself right away
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    • I would have kiIIEd my self with a gun but ok
      epic_wind 22 jun
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    • If it’s anything like dying light ur fucked
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    • Zombie F E E T
      Tagnut 20 jun
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    • Ya he's right. Just make it left 4 dead so I can play tank
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    • 404s lol
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    • Lies, I am on the left side
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    • Nope the zombies are more hot than me mate :/
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    • Hopefully wouldn’t be dumb enough to be in this picture at all :)
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    • Fuck the apocalypse and struggling to survive. If covid taught me anything it's that if society is going to be in shambles it will be really fucking boring and I'm going to miss everything. Just cap me lol
      Rylan 20 jun
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    • Not your best post
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    • Who else kinda wishes the world goes to to shit and we have a little apocalypse
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    • Real life zombies
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    • At least you are towards the front! Look at the bright side!
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    • Cringe
      KOLTREX 20 jun
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    • Actually I wouldn't be dumb enough to get surrounded on top of a car
      TopPicks 20 jun
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    • Try me, either way totally worth the risk
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    • Tbh Resident Evil 5 zombies is the worst ones
      mike21905 22 jun
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    • I’m gunna go the route of finding a suit of chainmail and full plate and just walking through hordes.
      Satyyr 20 jun
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    • Well that guy is fucked. I imagine myself locked in my room with a ton of food...like every other day of my life...
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    • just put on a disguise and cover myself in zombie blood boom safe but if they're smarter just make a disguise or just skin a fresh dead body but not gonna judge if its an apocalypse and had to do it or do it in real life disgusting fuck but if its a fucked up person go ahead hes already fucked up
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    • I call the mark 2 who wants the thundergun?
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    • I feel like I would be the comedic sentient still sane not the primal apeshit kind of zombie just zinging one liners with a group of humans “oooh down for the count”
      Sabres81 21 jun
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    • If Ema Watson was a freshly turned zombie...and was restrained so you couldn’t be bitten or scratched...and there was a...new box of Trojan brand condoms. ??? Would.....
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    • If I fuck a zombie wearing a condom am I safe?
      Kedu 20 jun
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    • This is an ancient meme, like pre ifunny...
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    • I'd be watching from a tall building
      SirFawkes 20 jun
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    • I'd be in Hot Topic, zombies hate Hot Topic
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    • Why would you want to live during a zombie apocalypse, literally the entire world is gone or turned to a zombie, whats left for you to wanna live
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    • I think I’d be watching the news going “damn they really found a zombie virus? Good thing it only spreads by bite so no one is going to get infected.”
      lwpack 21 jun
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    • When it actually Pays off living in a military base!
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    • No I would not
      Bogfoor 20 jun
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    • Incorrect I’m on the left
      I_NO_FUN 20 jun
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    • In that situation your pretty much screwed
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    • heh legolas’ time to shine
      shan_b4 20 jun
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    • I'd be straight up dead in the first wave
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    • I hope your brain is in your ass
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    • At that point it may be better to be with them
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    • False
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    • Watched the first episode of midnight gospel on Netflix and really makes me wonder if being a zombie is a bad thing
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    • I already have a plan if something like this goes down.
      pussycum 20 jun
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    • I feel like im the guy whod basically give himself no chance of survival in a situation so that his sister could run. Damn my family love
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    • Someone finally has the balls to say it
      harnasty 23 jun
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    • Part of the winning team at least.
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    • I'd last a week then get bored and suicide run
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    • Idk. I've got a lot of guns. I'm also smart enough to not end up trapped on top of a car like a retard.
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    • I would probably live and become a main, cause im SPIDERMAN
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    • There’s a cabelas a half hour from my house and honestly I’d just hole up there
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    • Look I know I’d get infected, but I’d be the guy who spend the infection time removing as many zombies from the equation as possible
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    • Would rather be first to turn either so I don’t have to worry about it or so I can develop the predatory mutations quicker
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    • With fast running zombies yes, slow zombies however I think I may have a chance
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    • Real niggas would repopulate the earth, ladies😏 panties👇🏽
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    • I mean, everyone in those pictures is going to be a zombie, that guys is, imo, pretty out numbered
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    • How to survive a zombie Apocalypse in two easy steps. Step 1. Fortify you home with enough supplies for a week. Step 2. Go outside and step over/around all the broken down body's that have lost the ability to move do to decomposing
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    • I'd probably be that person that gets shot because i tried to join a group but i didnt know that group was a bunch of assholes
      Locotrbl 23 jun
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    • Yeap
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    • Walking dead zombies? I’m good, time to go out and hunt. World war z zombies? Fuck that, I’ll hide in my bunker.
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    • Bruh just start planting shit like sunflowers
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    • Nah I'm just built different
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    • Ok liberal
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    • You think zombie puss smacks or what?
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    • To all the people saying nothing would happen in case of an outbreak: Nah when the apocalypse would happen everyone would go out and protest why they have to stay inside all day
      Shoxx98 23 jun
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    • You really don’t wanna be in either of those situations 😂
      CjZaboo 23 jun
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    • Depends on what type of zombies, walking dead zombies fuck yeah I would survive, world war Z zombies I would be absolutely fucked, left for dead zombies, cry myself to fucking sleep cause nobody is outliving that shit
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