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    • There’s a glitch where you can die in the beta because your mom doesn’t want you to live so you die before you can level up
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    • How do you unlock the secret unvaccinated level?
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    • There’s a glitch where if you’re unlucky enough to have dumb ass parents and if you time it right, you can make it so that you’re unvaccinated and you can finish by month 5
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    • Everyone talking about abortion and suicide glitches when this is obviously a glitchless any%
      GHIZZEL 14 jan
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    • Lmao not a record at all, my little brother got a score of 4 years
      _Kai 13 jan
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    • You call that a record my score is 30 seconds
      ikindguy 13 jan
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    • There’s a glitch where if you find a ladder and some rope you can end it in seconds
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    • Theres a one guy who managed to finish in the menu before starting a new game due to the coat hanger glitch
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    • If you choose the C-Section option to exit, there’s a glitch where you can clip out of the womb and snatch the doctor’s scalpel right before landing in front of an outlet, so you can electrocute yourself in approximately 4.825 seconds
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    • Theres a special speed running trick people have been using to set new records. It's called abortion
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    • Death by natural causes speedrun
      dawsachu 13 jan
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    • I really wanna talk to this girl but I’m kinda ugly and she’s intimidating cuz she’s smart. So idk I might beat this niggas record to avoid making a fool of myself
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    • Dying at 26 is 100% not a record 🤣I think technically the fastest speed run of human life goes to the baby that gets aborted the earliest
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    • There's a seed that you can use to get an antivax parent, it's not the fastest but with some more work it could become a great strat.
      BoKotan 16 jan
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    • I got the record of 5 months because I was a miscarriage.
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    • Speed running strat- have SIDS
      I_Carumba 13 jan
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    • Life speed runs are too rng, the only way to get a decent time is if you end up with an antivax mom
      TGbrony 15 jan
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    • Even faster if your parents opt out of the Vaccination Buff.
      Flex 16 jan
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    • This how I play BitLife
      blabbyabi 13 jan
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    • So if you believe that life is at conception, then an immediate abortion or even using plan b will lead to the world record
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    • content not available more
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    • If you attempt to put your baby hand in an outlet, mom you take you to the play cage 50 units along the x axis and 20 along the z axis. This code is lazily written and will do exactly that.
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    • Isnt it easier to just c-section yourself
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    • Life is like a box of chocolates
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    • Footage 13 jan
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    • If you type sv_fork/socket you can shave off some serious time when you turn 18
      JotaroJ 13 jan
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    • I heard rumors of a glitch. A glitch that's not used very often and can be risky because it can bring down your intelligence levels. Before starting the game. Right before the 'birth' press the poop button as fast as you can so you inhale it before the first cut scene. It's risky because you can...
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    • The any%ers out here doing the butterfly effect shit and strangling themselves in the womb. Unbeatable world record
      xkon23 13 jan
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    • Juice beat my guy bad
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    • SIuts 13 jan
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    • If you use the loading screen exploit to enter the first level sooner, you are able to thrust your arms out sideways and the game physics will big and send you through the bed and halfway through the floor where your heart is split into pieces giving you the quickest time outside the abortion dlc
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    • I just came up with a new strategy be born in New York and have the mom get an abortion right before you come out
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    • Granny Simulator
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    • funcle 13 jan
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    • Antivax kids “are you challenging me?”
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    • To speedrun you need to anti vacce but to speeder run die at birth
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    • Wait you can die if y beat ur meat way to much or don’t get that much sleep
      leon2002 13 jan
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    • These features have like 100 likes wtf
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    • Yo
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    • Alt F4 in the womb
      MUNGG 13 jan
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    • Foundry 13 jan
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    • Get right with God before you meet Him
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    • Let us all die together
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    • Slick
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    • Still-born babies really optimized their runs SMH. Can't have fun with tryhards like that.
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    • Controversial comment: Most rappers got the record
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    • My ass to god right now
      PUNKZEROX 16 jan
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    • Trying to beat RE2 remake in under 3 and a half hours with three saves to get the infinite ammo, any tips? I got close last night, about 8 minutes off.
      Jomsion 16 jan
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    • I... i feel obscenely called out...
      Ghoul35 16 jan
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    • If you stay awake for 11 days your body shuts down, let’s say you understand that as early as 10. That’s a record to speedrun
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    • If you find the item fork, and locate the location outlet you can easily beat this record
      Sevs 16 jan
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    • Thanks Elizabeth
      Fishnshit 16 jan
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    • What if he was aborted would it be 0 or negative time
      Riddled 16 jan
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    • Abortion.
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    • Theres this glitch where sometimes you're born a woman in china and you dont even make it out the womb
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    • True life speedrunners get the SIDS dlc
      _Mason 16 jan
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    • What’s he doing in #23?
      TGITyTy 16 jan
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    • Lol. Noob. It took him 26 years. It only took me 26 seconds. Git wrekt.
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    • Oh no
      fisherray 16 jan
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    • This is obviously a glitch less 100% run duh
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    • Kyle life
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    • 26? Those are weak numbers, my brother beat it at 7 B)
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    • Be careful because theres a glitch where if you hit a wall at the wrong time you clip into a weird area called the Backrooms
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    • If you put enough points in strength at birth you can actually roll yourself over to your belly and die of SIDS as a baby
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    • Juice wrld has you beat by a couple years, buddy. Gotta find some more tech to beat that guy.
      Ryusei 16 jan
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    • Speed run (any%)
      ian22500 16 jan
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    • Miscarriages are the best speed runs
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    • I feel attacked cuz I’m 25 and diabetic and did exactly this lol
      Ray_rey2 16 jan
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    • Achievement unlocked "abortion"
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    • Nice.....still looking to hit the last stage myself
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    • if you run the game on pre-1798 it’s much easier to beat the game since the “less fatal diseases patch” hadn’t been added yet
      KuIer 16 jan
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    • Antivax kids: first time?
      Nihlus 16 jan
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    • Are bucketlists just 100% runs?
      LtWyvern 16 jan
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    • There’s a glitch where you can tell your mom to abort
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    • If your RNG is good you can finish before you're even birthed
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    • Okay but, if you wrap the umbilical cord around your neck super tight in the womb you have a chance to do at birth. Either that or rush out of there before you at the appropriate level
      Lebian 16 jan
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    • If you do some weird button combo in the pregame you can be born with a brain problem and that leads to a secret ending 3 days in where you get a brain hemorrhage but it’s really hard to do
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    • Bitlife be like
      Ebox437 16 jan
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    • To all you speed runners, gin works better
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    • Apparently, being birthed by vegans makes them hungry and they eat you. Making the time 2.78 seconds.
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    • Nice try bitch, my brother ended it in the womb. Beat that.
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    • Plz make this a movie
      cooks4400 16 jan
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    • Me
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    • Me playing bitlife on the low 😂
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    • Hey i live in elizabeth
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    • Pfft that’s weak af, my child got aborted so beat that record😘
      Bloc_Boi 15 jan
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    • There's a glitch where your parents don't vaccinate you and you die at 3
      Echo1259 15 jan
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    • Please antivaxxers can do it in 3 days
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    • Speed running life is called a still born
      ooof7 15 jan
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    • There's a glitch where if you're named sids you die
      G4r3th 15 jan
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    • It would’ve been funnier if it were Juice WRLD and he died at 21
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    • Amateur. I thought you said speedrun.
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    • Couldn’t you just not eat and die in a couple weeks
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    • Bruh I live like that and I’m not speed running
      XxT3CH0xX 15 jan
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    • Why is the point of the game to die.
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    • If properly positioned, the umbilical cord can make you clip right into heaven
      gorbla 15 jan
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    • Become a soundcloud rapper
      seepin 15 jan
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    • Just stick a fork in the toaster if you want to speed run.
      Pugnado 15 jan
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    • Please, get the miscarriage exploit, then we'll talk.
      Haberak 15 jan
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