• Family: "I know they did you dirty
but you just can't cut family off"
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    • You absolutely can cut them off, fuck them
      VspTylore 29 jul
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    • First of all you can. But second, make sure it’s the right choice. Burning a bridge is easier than building them.
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    • This is what the doctor took my foreskin with
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    • Question: is it morally wrong of me to cut ties with a family member because they’re a fckn cunt...? Follow up question...do I give a fuck.
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    • My uncle is a con artist and has stolen money from a ton of innocent college kids. But he also took the money my grandma ad saved for her cataract surgery. That’s just way too far. Sadly you can’t fight at weddings or funerals. And he always leaves before the gathering ends.
      Snake3434 29 jul
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    • You can very easily cut off whoever the fuck you want lol
      MikeMr305 29 jul
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    • Thats what i did to my mom. Cheated on my dad for a guy that looks like jabba the hut because he has more money. Blocked her and she wonders whats why i wont talk to her
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    • Let me tell you something, my own MOM disowned me and tried using me for money, abandoned me to go with my father that was cheating on her. While my best friend family took me in to take care of me and start a future for me. I say, just because they are your blood don't mean shit, your family is who
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    • Cut my whole family off at 13. Surrendered myself to foster care. Was adopted as an adult and I now have an entire village of people. And relationships built on real love and connections, not just the false protection of “family”. Not saying everyone’s bio family is bad for them, just saying that
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    • I will absolutely cut off my OSHA violating cousin who pulled a gun on me because he was mad at my sister who I rarely speak to.
      Willy_C 29 jul
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    • My fucking pos of an uncle creeped on me from elementary till high school, always talking about how nice of a body I had and if I ever wanted to experiment to come to him. I finally told my mom when I was a senior and she told him to fuck off and she'd call the cops on his ass if he ever came (1/2)
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    • Why would you want to be around toxic people who make your life worse, no matter their relation to you
      EdgeRuko 29 jul
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    • I'll cut off my family any day. And I have. I havent talked to my parents in forever. Moved out of state when I turned 18 because of how horr ok blew my family is. I'm doing 100% better without them and I've unlocked many more opportunities since I've legt
      _the_Void 29 jul
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    • The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb
      Vonverna 29 jul
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    • I was saving money up for a car so when I get to an atm to withdraw the money I had been saving I discovered that an entire fucking chunk had been taken out of it and I got confused I didn't remember spending it on anything then I checked what had happened, MY FUCKING MOTHER AND FATHER READ MY
      Doom_Man 29 jul
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    • It genuinely gets me excited knowing i’ll be able to piss on my mom’s grave one day 🥳
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    • "Want me to cut you?"
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    • You have lost penis privilege
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    • Just cause you’re family doesn’t mean you’re exempt from judgement and action. If you fuck around with me too much then I will gladly cut you off, family or not.
      SilverWSF 29 jul
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    • My dad died yesterday can I get a f in the chat
      BLTurtle 29 jul
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    • Family ain't your blood, family is who you make it.
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    • My uncle didnt know my name when I was younger and I saw him every year My dad's side of the family would always forget about me in the play room and would eat Christmas dinner without me. They never took the time to talk to me, never went to any of my events, they treated me like shit (1)
      RpMaster 29 jul
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    • Question: My brother is fucking cunt. He makes me, my mom, and my little sister feel like shit. He threatened to beat up and kick my mom out, made fun of my sister’s body and gender identity that she is conflicted af at 12 years old. Is it okay for me to cut him out of my life when I’m an adult?
      DudeBryan 29 jul
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    • i have this friend who says he’s my best friend but he’s with this girl and me and his other friends hate her and he’s been acting different since he’s been with her, but about a week ago they “broke up” and he was crying more than i’ve ever seen him cry and now tried to help him through it the (1/2
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    • Basically me with my mom and little sister. They've stolen money from me for years, even broke into my safe. Mom can't work and sister refuses to because "muh depression", she was a spoiled shit growing up and now thinks she's a bad bitch and the world owes her because her dad told her no one time.
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    • Just because they are family doesn't mean they are not toxic. Better yourself and set healthy boundaries
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    • You absolutely can. My father was an adulterous wife beating scumbag. My mother was a manipulative schizophrenic sociopath. Aunts and uncles cut ties to my and my sisters because of our parents but older sister was also a self absorbed narcissist and younger was a attention leeching slut.
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    • My mother left then tried to bribe back into my life, and when I gave her a second chance she didnt bother telling me she couldn't come to the set time to meet up and talk, then played Victim when I confronted her about it, stopped talking to me for a year, after I said if you want to talk to me
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    • Somberlateralus me with my dad lmao
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    • Was r@-pe-d at the age of 5 by my two male cousins, (I am a man). I didn’t tell anyone until the end of my sophomore year of high school when I was just crushed by depression and couldn’t keep going. Police started an investigation and got a confession but the case was left open cause the DA 1/2
      Exile 29 jul
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    • I cut myself off from my entire family because they all do drugs and are scamming welfare and food stamps and they hate me for not doing the same thing.
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    • KilI la KilI looking ass
      ChamberK 29 jul
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    • Filo 29 jul
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    • it doesnt matter if someone is family, if they hurt you then you have every right to cut them out of your life. blood IS thicker than water, but i think everyone would rather be around water than dirty blood.
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    • Currently dealing with this. My aunt is handling my late mother's estate and because she has stress (a 30 year old kid living at home who won't stop doing heroin) she's rushing the shit out of the sale of my mother's house. Nearly cost me and my brother 20k during it.
      JMcK 29 jul
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    • Not my family. I asked my dad why I don't see cousins from both sides of the family. He said, "Because they're all hoes, soundcloud rappers, (bad) single parents, drug addicts, or in a pyramid scheme". I did some snooping...he wasn't wrong.
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    • The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb
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    • Oh but you can
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    • Shout out to my uncle
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    • When I’m an adult I’m changing my name and never contacting my family again
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    • Blood relation doesn't make somebody family.
      TooSweet 29 jul
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    • Cut Toxic people out of your life, no matter how they're related to you, you'll be happier, trust me, I cut my parents off 4 years ago and my life is blissful.
      zerosober 29 jul
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    • Fuck that shit dude. Family doesn't give you an excuse to be a shitty toxic person. If you got those types of people including family in your life, you got to cut those fuckers out.
      Kribble 29 jul
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    • Idk if this is the place but can I get some relationship advice? I’ve been dating this girl for 9 months now and I genuinely love and care for her. But she has a large amount of mental issues like bipolar depression and insecurities and such. I do love and care for her, but I don’t even know if (1)
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    • Preach it!
      Namatame 29 jul
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    • My late brothers wife got with our cousin after she passed, needless to say most all of the family hate them
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    • Is it bad for me to cut ties with my father?
      horsess 30 jul
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    • My dad was a drug addict and abusive as hell toward my mom. I hated his ass and when he was on his death bed his mom was literally trying to feed him soup and keep him alive for longer even though he was pretty much to the point of brain dead. His sister took his pain shit. We cut off pretty much (1
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    • My cousin is a child molester. If I see that fucker again I'll be cutting off a lot more than just contact
      Kaiok 30 jul
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    • Lmao yes the fuck I can
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    • I cannot believe I'm laughing at this meme simply because it features a comically large object
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    • Looks like those pair of scissors Jack the Ripper used to fight Hercules (if anyone gets this reference you're awesome)
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    • It was as easy as breathing for me. Got confused when my friend was conflicted about cutting his leeching crack hoe mom out of his life
      Mordec00L 29 jul
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    • Clearly he can
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    • Cut them like tumors.
      ClarkWard 29 jul
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    • Family doesn't mean shit if they are a horrible person
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    • If they do, they're not my family. Who cares about blood?
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    • Hahah yes I can, family is the people who love you for real
      TheScoot 29 jul
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    • I cut my piece of shit mother out and since then i feel great
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    • Shy, why did u leave the chat
      Barbaric 30 jul
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    • Just make sure you can recognize when it happens, make sure you dont live life helping as many as you can. help matters, just dont live life with others hands in YOUR pockets. Some people are just out to get you, or to use you
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    • "Blood doesn't make family, loyalty does"
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    • Blood =/= family
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    • I hate how some people live by the phrase "blood is thicker than water" like that simply isn't true. Bad people are bad people no matter if they're family or not. Also you can make water a thicc boy if you really wanted to just sayin
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    • Family is not just whose blood related to you. Family are the people who are on your side through anything, blood doesn't mean anything
      MattTSH 29 jul
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    • I don't really cut family off directly because the rest of my family would be like 'yOu cANt iTs FAMilY' so really i just keep a mental list and if someone in my family deserves to be cut off, i demote them in my future wedding (if i do get married) 1/2
      Locotrbl 29 jul
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    • I cut my mom off. Not getting into 10+ years of content, but she’s a demon. Glad I’m safe now
      Hrfjio4 29 jul
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    • (Separated and divorced parents) My father was pretty much always a piece of shit and I never even saw it growing up because "he my dad so I have to love him" but I grew out of it and now that I'm older and not obligated to see him every other week I rarely talk to him.
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    • Ill cut whoever I want off. You take away my ability to be intimate with someone for the 1st time I have no reason to even come within a 100m radius fam
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    • Being blood doesn't mean you're family to me
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    • I hope time grants or has granted you folks good friends at least. Stay strong kings and queens! 💪
      McHat 29 jul
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    • Once my uncle’s stash of cp was found he was cut out faster than a rock falling off a cliff.
      P_o_T 29 jul
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    • My uncle kidnapped and sexually assaulted my little sister three different times when she was 12. Just now got arrested for it after she stepped up, and my aunt bailed him out. They are no longer family.
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    • My cousin whose in his 30’s stole cancer medication from my grandma and has such a bad history with stealing he’s banned from every pawn shop in the area.
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    • Me and my family are getting kicked out of our house by our landlord who is my grandfather
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    • When i was 16 and my gpaw died my aunt and uncle “with their adult children” put in minimal effort with trying to manage and sell his estate along with them stealing some guns from us. Then my aunt claimed to deserve more because she signed her name a few times so she took an extra 2% of his estate
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    • yeah man the second i can move out my sister is leaving my life
      pp_cucc 29 jul
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    • Everyone lives in a different state, in NY i only have my mom, and saving up to move out. The best family gathering I've had was meeting my friends for lunch at a local pizzeria.
      L3465 29 jul
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      tommyowo 29 jul
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    • Never had a close relationship with my mama. So once she used my information to take out a loan without my knowledge cutting that relationship was as easy as yanking a thread from a shirt
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      MacauliflowerCulkin 29 jul
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    • My mom took all my money off my card to use it to gamble and now I cant pay my phone bill
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    • I cut my father off. Fuckin prick.
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    • Bo bo bo, bo, bo bo bo
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    • Haha me and my wife
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    • Anyone got the picture of the bored cat saying OH REALLY
      epic_wind 29 jul
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      nicecock_ 29 jul
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    • Time to see everyone tell their story noone wants to hear about
      imb3tter 30 jul
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    • A lot you have some shitty families. Then again a lot of you sound pretty shitty yourselves.
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