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    • As a parent, I’d allow this. If someone needs to use my son as a way to get rid of an annoying ex, just ask. I’ll even pretend to be the wife!
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    • ASAP
      jwwolfe 12 aug
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    • That man just needed a little help to get a bitch to leave him alone.
      codemanb 12 aug
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    • She has a child but not a drivers license?
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    • Help a brother out, damn
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    • Yes have a child while not having a license or car. Smart.
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    • Well ex's are annoying so throw the guy a bone and let him use you as an excuse since you'll probably never see him again
      WeirdoMeh 13 aug
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    • Hoe’s mad
      PROX 12 aug
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    • Guys....GUYSSS😭 I need to get my license ASAP, I was on the train back from stratford and this girl next to me had this baby that wouldn’t stop crying!
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    • Why the fuck would you need to get your license just because some dude on the train is used the circumstances to try to get someone to leave him alone??
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    • Thats what you freak out about? That was the man version of pretending to be another girl's friend at a bar to get a creep away. He didn't assault you, he needed an escape from a psycho.
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    • For all you that dont get it the guy was using her daughter as a way to make it look like hes got a family now
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    • Wait how this bitch going to have a daughter and not have a license yet..
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    • Shit that she fantasized about while being bored on the train
      witty 13 aug
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    • If you have a kid before you get your drivers license then something is out of order
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    • How the fuck do you have a daughter but you haven't even managed to get your license yet
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    • Clever guy. Used an annoying situation to his advantage.
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    • That dude is doing the best he can to get away from crazy.
      Tytan1 12 aug
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    • u have a kid but not a license
      Magz 12 aug
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    • Marry him he's already willing to be a father to your daughter.
      BurlyBigJ 15 aug
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    • I would have said "Hey Honey. She is getting really fussy. Could you maybe get off the phone please?" And helped the dude out
      Reaver 12 aug
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    • Well shit he didn’t do nothing wrong
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    • Shes got a daughter but no liscense
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    • NWordPass 12 aug
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    • Everyone keeps saying "oh, you have a kid but no licence? Loser." Do y'all not realise that many city parents don't drive bc there's no reason to?
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    • Bitches really having children before getting their fucking drivers license
      MoIe 12 aug
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    • Might just be an effective way to get rid of an ex
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    • should’ve fucked a dude with a car
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    • What’s that hurt you for? I’d yell over like “leave my husband alone for fucks suck”
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    • she has a daughter but not a license
      Succer 12 aug
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    • lol help a dude out he obviously needed to get a bitch off his back
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    • I dont blame him for that
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    • My mans was thinking on his toes
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    • Guy is using the sounds of her kid to pretend he has a family. There's a second tweet not included in the screenshot. Guy says "c'mon little baby daddies here no need to cry" or some shit like that just to mess with the ex
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    • She's got a kid but no license?
      SlayerFox 12 aug
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    • She had a daughter before a license. Wow lol
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    • Improve improvise adapt and overcome. Man is using his surroundings to his advantage
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    • Why would you not have a lisence if you have a kid? Either you were a hoe in middle school, or you lost it speeding to be a hoe. Either way, hoes mad.
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    • I mean.....how else are you going to get a bitch you broke up with to stop "wanting you back"
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    • I would have yelled “who the fuck you talkin to” loud enough for the person on the other line to hear
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    • When my gf got pregnant I got a job before the baby came. I got my license soon after. My dad gave me a beat up old car. I got rear ended and had to save up every penny from my shitty job for the next 3 months to get another shitty car. If I could do all that ain't no excuse. Kids deserve your best.
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    • I’d probably go along with it
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    • Imagine having a daughter but not having a license. Not to be a dick or anything but you did that to yourself.
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    • You better focus on not making your daughter a crying bitch
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    • I wouldn’t even be mad, it’s too clever
      ogGL 12 aug
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    • If you have a kid you should def have a liscense
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    • Look, if you bring a kid onto public transportation and it starts crying and you cant shut it up, other people have the right to use it as an excuse
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    • I mean that was very smart of him lol
      Rich_Rick 12 aug
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    • he made the most of his situation
      TCGPlays 12 aug
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    • Yesterday my gf was getting her hair braided and some weird guy came in and was hitting on her so the hair person said she was her daughter. It didnt seem to change anything tho, he kept being weird and asked for money
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    • Help a man out jerk
      vinvin888 14 aug
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    • Guys… GUYSSSSS 😭 stfu
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    • Some people live in areas where it is expensive and unrealistic to have a car. So they use public transportation. So it’s not totally crazy to not have a license
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    • I'd allow this. Hell I might even tell the kid to call him dad for a few moments to make it more believable. Save him from a touch situation
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    • How you got a kid but no license
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    • You also need a car, not just the license you train trash
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    • How you have a kid without a license
      Dissolved 12 aug
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    • The man needed some help, don't be selfish
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    • BREAK THE HYMEN OF MY TOP COMMENT VIRGINITY
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    • I mean that was smooth though
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    • I’ve had my license but it’s been useless because I don’t have a car
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    • Honestly I’d allow it. He’s just trying to get someone to leave him tf alone
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    • I mean it’s public transportation idk what she’s so shocked about it
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    • How do you have a daughter but not a fucking licence ?
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    • Hi, nobody gives a shit about your sex chat and dating you dumb bitch
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    • content not available more
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    • How are you having a kid before a getting a license
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    • Situation awareness, use the local environment to your advantage.
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    • That’s not even bad, main reason I want my license is cuz people on the bus smell like shit
      Real_jojo 12 aug
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    • Y’all wouldn’t have a problem with this if it had been posted by a man
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    • He’s just working his resources
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    • My man was using his resources
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    • No license yet, but has a kid. Bruh
      meiosis 12 aug
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    • How you gonna be an adult and not have a drivers license? I don’t mean not having a car but not even having a license.
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    • He’s using his resources
      Nodge 12 aug
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    • I think you should already have a license if you have a kid
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    • That is what is commonly referred to as a ‘Pro Gamer Move’.
      Flamjetxx 12 aug
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    • Your daughter is crying and you are paying more attention to the guy on the phone and posting about it. Nice. Parenting goals.
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    • Got a license but dont h🥑
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    • You shouldn't have a child and not have a license.
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    • Shut your daughter up or quit bitching retard
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    • Have kids but not a car, so guessing no father and a dead beat job 🙌
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    • And then Obama high fived the guy for his quick thinking
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    • Fuck grammar and commas and shit
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    • She has a kid.... but no license.
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    • He was being resourceful in dealing with the ex.
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    • Bitches really having kids before learning how to drive
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    • If he is doing that then hes trying to despratly get away from him. I would have played along
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    • Just back the man up! I once pretended to date someone who got approached by a creep. They're not using you, they're desperate and you can help.
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    • Does ifunny just have a huge boner for supporting false advertising games?
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    • He's a genius
      CupOfDirt 13 aug
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    • I don’t see how it relates to getting a license
      MungDaal 12 aug
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    • Not really a urgent reason to get a license.
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    • Honestly though, that’s a good ass use of your surroundings to get some hoe to stop calling you
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    • Wait why do u have a daughter but not a license, that seems pretty thotty to me
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