• Guys after being
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to date their crush 3
Girls after
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    • I’ve lost 40 pounds boys! :D
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    • Prepare for Standards. And make it Double
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    • I see this a lot but it seems to be a good source of motivation for every like I’ll do a push and for every 10 likes I’ll do 5 sit-ups
      hunchiko 3 jul
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    • A guy can say that they prefer chubbier girls and skinny women will be fine, but as soon as a guy says they prefer skinnier girls, all the insecure fat bitches lose their shit
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    • Just be a healthy God damn weight and realize being obese isn't body positivity. It's dangerous and unhealthy. Plus, nobody will ever find young woman attractive, if they're arms are so flabby they make grandma's bingo arms look toned.
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    • Yo, girls. It’s okay if you gain a little bit of weight as your metabolism slows or you just put on natural weight while your body is baring children... Aside from that, we want someone who is healthy that will motivate us to do the same. We want long happy lives with you.
      Guiltyyy 3 jul
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    • I just want someone who’s willing to put the same amount of effort into a relationship as me.
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    • Don't worry kings. I have a second date today with a girl I only met this year, after 21 years of kissless virginity. I've been through rejection and heartbreak, hated myself, and hated women. But im past that dark point, and I hate who I was. You need to start focusing on you, what you want.
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    • Personnaly, I dont care, as long as she doesn't weigh more than me in fat I'm fine, if muscle, cool
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    • Chubby girls are cute imo, but if you're morbidly obese then I'm gonna pass.
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    • Date secure girls, problem solved
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    • Yeah I can’t stand fat chicks, it actually makes me sick looking at them
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    • EthanT 3 jul
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    • I don't care what my girlfriend looks like, she's a genuine person, and she puts just as much effort into the relationship as I do, and goddamn is that the most attractive thing ever.
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    • “Guys need to be six foot tall, have a big dick, a six pack, and a good job!” “Girls need to be pretty with no make up, cook, clean, thin but a big ass and tits” fellas both sides are bad, just accept people to be who they are (and as for weight, encourage your partner to work on their health but...
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    • Ha lmao I'm 6'4" almost have a degree and have somewhat of a Sixpack and girls won't give me the time of day
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    • I honestly don't know how attractive I am because I've got ugly fat bitches that call me ugly and then block me, but even a few popular girls at my school think I'm cute. I've also taken girls from their bfs
      Schmeaty 3 jul
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    • I hated this scene. Goku can have a fucking sun thrown at him and he’s good. But a bullet bruised his wrist?
      jpanz 4 jul
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    • So I'm studying to get into med school. I'm an emt, and have a pretty good grasp on micro-bio and have been weightlifting and personal training for over 4 years. My older brother and his fiance are incredibly overweight and I just got down to explaining why walking on the treadmill and doing
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    • Fuck KingBickel nigga blocked me because I called him out on literally all his shit being reposts and now I get that blocked message every time I see that faget in featured.
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    • I told my wife (when we were dating) that I wouldn’t be attracted to her anymore if she got fat. At first she was offended, but when I asked if she would want to fuck a fat guy, she said no, and saw my point. Honesty is key.
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    • Men have fragile egos too
      mxriel 3 jul
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    • Yes this is 100% accurate I've witnessed women turn into yamcha and crater themselves over a crude comment from their crush
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    • Bro i ll be buff, have a degree and whatever the fuck you want (except height i can't change that) but i except you to do the same and i m not giving you non of my money you r a human go get your own money.
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    • I just want someone to accept me for who I am, personality is all that matters to me 👉👈🥺
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    • How to lose weight in 5 minutes and maybe even less!
      PxCxP 3 jul
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    • there’s a difference between actually being obese and just being fat
      dxuckies 3 jul
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    • I just want a man taller or equal height to me who I can get along with. Money and looks are temporary af
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    • Even then it all depends on your exposure to other people. I fit those criteria, but I'm not obsessed with Instagram or particularly extroverted, so the number of people you meet is minimal. And because there's such high demand, it's assumed you're taken.
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    • Listen, I'm 100 percent fine with a little bit of body fat, at some point it even becomes extremely attractive to me.. but once you have too much.. game over man, game over.
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    • Nah women need to be fit, motivated, have a job, have some goals, their own car, a good personality, a caring nurturing demeanor, and love God. Then theyre good.
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    • content not available more
      Lodada 3 jul
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    • Girls now days are seriously letting themselves go too, i swear like every girl is becoming chubby right after HS
      Clinton 3 jul
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    • Why do you all hate women so much? Does it stem from rejection or are you just incels, seriously; why?
      Claudes 3 jul
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    • I honestly dont understand why super included the part where he got bruised by a bullet, bc when goku was a kid he would get literally shot in the head and nothing would happen
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    • Anyone saying "you're not funny" when your genuinely trying to make someone laugh
      Wammoo 3 jul
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    • Look at every kid forming their belief system of girls on a meme app
      C_Matic 4 jul
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    • I don’t workout, but the games I play are mainly vr, especially beat saber and superhot. Is that considered at least a minimal workout?
      OGABOGA 3 jul
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    • Have you not seen the cry babies on this app?
      LATODAWP 3 jul
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    • Lol my girl has to have a job, a car, put out and NOT be fat. I'm looking for a partner not a parasite
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    • im 179 pounds and im a chick, but im eating less/better to lose weight and it’s working
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    • @RachelTheRavenclaw fuck your sjw women always right and can do no wrong mentality. Oh and don’t forget deleting your comment section because people disagree with you pussy. This is what people mean when they say liberal think tank and hivemind.
      Soul_S 3 jul
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    • Guys I’m 5’11” and I way about 140, I know that’s pretty light and I don’t know how to gain more weight, I feel like every time I work out I lose weight rather than gain it, I’m just uninformed on what I should be eating and how much to eat
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    • double standards
      _Oppy 3 jul
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    • Lodada 3 jul
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    • Here's the thing. Not being attracted to someone due to any physical reason, such as weight height and race, is completely acceptable
      Slank 4 jul
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    • bxtches think they acceptable to everybody
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    • I've had guys who are like, "must be 5'-5'2, weigh 100-130lbs, blonde, green eyes, must be a virgin, C-D size boobs, and play video games" like maybe all people can be dicks
      Sunday 3 jul
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    • I dunno you guys seem pretty upset about it tbh as well
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    • Wait a person that posts a comment on iFunny can delete a reply?
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    • I’ve seen what makes you guys cry. You guys can’t get your crush to like you because you’re shitty people
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    • I don’t qualify as a hot guy, but I’m not ugly either. I’m borderline no one notices me. I had one amazing 2 year relationship with the love of my life. When you truly love someone, appearances and the trivial shit won’t matter.
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    • I like myself a girl whom is thicc. But there is a huge difference between Thicc and THICK
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    • Simps VS. Good men. The difference: Simps put all of their energy in making the girl happy with money and random gifts and compliments. Good men put all of their energy in making the girl happy by working their asses off to appeal to their ideals.
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    • I lost 80 lbs, finished my degree, and went to therapy and recognized how my anxiety was making me critical in my relationships. I did it, now I deserve to love and be loved. Imma wait for the right guy.
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    • I just want my girl to be healthy a little extra to hold onto isn’t a bad thing but there’s a difference between that and it being unhealthy for your body
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    • Hey guys, people don’t really care if you haves abs. They would like to not have flabs.
      Its_Okay 3 jul
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    • Ever tell a dude his girlfriends cheating on them, and they get mad at you?
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    • If your crush has a long list of specifics they want in a partner, get a new crush. Even if you meet them, it's a red flag
      EdgeRuko 3 jul
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    • Oh I want em all kinds of dummy thicc
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    • I always see either super skinny and fit girls or super overweight girls. How come we never see any average girls that arent super skinny or super overweight
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    • Hehe yamcha crater
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    • Men have preferences. Women have requirements.
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    • I just want someone who can physically keep up with me. I dont wanna go on a hike and have my SO complaining the whole time, or even not coming in the first place. Its not about discrimination. Its about synergy. The fitter you are, the more options are open to you. A simple formula.
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    • Oh my god clearly it wasn’t just a scratch if your making a post about it. Like holy fuck can we stop with the standard wars. No one gives a fuck
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    • Lizzo
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    • I don’t expect anything from someone that I don’t have myself. I’m not six feet, so he shouldn’t need to be. I don’t have a six pack, so he shouldn’t have to have one. I don’t have a degree yet, workin on it, so he doesn’t need to have one either.
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    • 2 of those are in your control. Go workout and educate yourself
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    • Nice
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    • 6 feet, 6 pack, and 6 figures...
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    • Barduck 3 jul
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    • Being fit and having a good education merely takes discipline.
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    • mmmmm more like a fat ass with no tits and a flat stomach and a pretty face
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    • I like my girls a lil chubby not gonna lie. But there’s a difference between chubby and straight up obese
      OBBato 3 jul
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    • This is accurate for the fat ass girls only. I'm a fit woman and I'm totally fine with a guy having preferences even if he prefers chubby girls instead of fit and lean girls like me.
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    • It’s okay if you don’t want to be intimate with a “fat” person, that’s perfectly fine. Some people are into it and others aren’t but don’t be rude to people who are.
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    • Biologically speaking, humans are hardwired to not be attracted to obesity because it infers that the persons health isn't up to par with regards to breeding.
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    • “Boys good, girls bad!” My God get OVER it. You know we’d die as a species without both right? There are too many situations and circumstances for the amount of sheer unconditional hate this app has for women. It’s truly absurd
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    • That’s why you just wait for the right one. Didn’t get in a serious relationship until I was 19 and I’ve been in the same one with my girlfriend for 2 years now. Planning on proposing after all this covid shit is over
      Swizzzle 3 jul
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    • As a female, I don’t understand females 😭 I only speak meme, video game and anime fuck this
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    • Gimme those dad bods. why would I want my guy to be the fittest he can be when I’m too lazy to be the fittest I can be? Come on now
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    • If there was a girl you liked who was fat, would you help her live a healthier lifestyle or just leave her on read?
      blu2rain 3 jul
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    • I don’t go around hurting people’s feelings it’s not nice and you are ugly soul if you do
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    • I just want a dude that won't cheat on me smh
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    • Hey im single and doint care if your fat just doint be morbidly obease lol being fat or chubby is a sign you got your shit to gather and is eating well :p
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    • It’s not that hard to stay in shape. I’ve always struggled with my weight, but I kept trying. I exercise 4-5days a week and eat relatively healthy. Working out at first is hard, but then you see results and start to look forward to it.
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    • What if im 5’8 have a six pack and a shit job while im in school.
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