Guy on the survival show
*about to die from starvation*
The camera man:
GMAN1797 GMAN1797
28 dec 2020
Guy on the survival show *about to die from starvation* The camera man:
@dog
We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you...
AM - Aug 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone
20.1K Quete 212.2K. Likes
OnlyYou OnlyYou
26 sep 2020
@dog We only rate dogs. Unfortunately this is a tiny house hippo. Please send dogs. Thank you... AM - Aug 21, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 20.1K Quete 212.2K. Likes
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven
IN
Expelle Expelle
10 apr
Jesus showing me memes from my phone and explaining why i cant go to heaven IN
When mom takes away my fidget spinner
The Reason I Have A Pistol.
Kleinon Kleinon
18 feb
When mom takes away my fidget spinner The Reason I Have A Pistol.
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
I have never been more uncomfortable in my entire life
Tweet
Buck
@a_nogr
Olive Garden gave me a spoon for
my spaghetti
PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
KentuckyFriedColonel KentuckyFriedColonel
26 sep 2020
Tweet Buck @a_nogr Olive Garden gave me a spoon for my spaghetti PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom
@TwunkTheTwink
CarsonArnold CarsonArnold
22 jun
This is a Weiner Retriever, just like your mom @TwunkTheTwink
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge".
Me:
silentwolf74 silentwolf74
23 dec 2020
"lam cleaning up my friends list. If you see this, you have survived the purge". Me:
Mom buying me something:
Mom buying herself something:
Superleftygamer Superleftygamer
26 sep 2020
Mom buying me something: Mom buying herself something:
When you used to be hard as fuck
but now you a family man
When you used to be hard as fuck but now you a family man
YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS TEMEURA MORRISON ON THE SET OF MANDALORIAN IN A COWBOY HAT AND BOBA GEAR.
Raxus_Prime Raxus_Prime
26 dec 2020
YOU MIGHT THINK YOU'RE COOL BUT YOU'LL NEVER BE AS COOL AS TEMEURA MORRISON ON THE SET OF MANDALORIAN IN A COWBOY HAT AND BOBA GEAR.
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
awfulPage awfulPage
17 jun
Not sure if I'm scared enough. I do not feel repelled. Ils something wrong with me?
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
EpicFurball EpicFurball
18 may
Grandmaa: "don't tell anyone I'm giving you this money"
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into
Wendy's
I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
GReen0ne GReen0ne
2 mar
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
QuietCalamity QuietCalamity
25 sep 2020
Knowing that the only thing keeping you going is the fact that your pet would never understand what happened to you
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling
Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
overstuffedopossum overstuffedopossum
24 sep 2020
When you're walking with ur dog at night & suddenly he stops & stares into the empty darkness & starts growling Me: *starts singing gospel songs*
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating.
Belcalis
Almanzar
Bacardi Bacardi
14 dec 2020
I just learned today that Cardi B's real name is Belcalis Almanzar. I said that shit out loud and my furniture started floating. Belcalis Almanzar
OUR FAMILY CARD
MANAGED TO INCLUDE EVERYONE THIS YEAR
OUR FAMILY CARD MANAGED TO INCLUDE EVERYONE THIS YEAR
$10,000,000 to never listen to any
Beyonce song ever again.
Are you taking the offer??
kae
@lmLegalDope_
so 10Ms to live how i live currently
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
23 dec 2020
$10,000,000 to never listen to any Beyonce song ever again. Are you taking the offer?? kae @lmLegalDope_ so 10Ms to live how i live currently