Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers,
"to Flavortown."
daddyairplane daddyairplane
28 jan
Guy Fieri slathers BBQ sauce on a bullet. He loads it, and puts the gun in his mouth. "One last trip", he whispers, "to Flavortown."
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT,
WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
Scarletbee Scarletbee
1 may
WHEN THE FOOD RUNS OUT, WE'LL STILL HAVE EACH OTHER...
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the
door.
RamiroGarcia0 RamiroGarcia0
24 sep 2020
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the door.
When someone out of your league starts flirting with you
Jo3Jo3Sr Jo3Jo3Sr
25 may
When someone out of your league starts flirting with you
When you accidentally see an old pic and you're happy in it and it reminds you of better times and now you sad
Tabby Tabby
18 dec 2020
When you accidentally see an old pic and you're happy in it and it reminds you of better times and now you sad
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
that_dude225 that_dude225
15 dec 2020
it was at this moment this dog knew he didn't want to lick his butt anymore
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons
their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
post_pro_millennial post_pro_millennial
27 sep 2020
humans: hate the year 2020 bc reasons their pets who will remember this year because it's the year they got the most scritches n snuggles:
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing
Ss
mrJbirdiTweet mrJbirdiTweet
26 dec 2020
For Christmas, my dad received the exact outfit that he was wearing Ss
What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
Never thought my spirit animal might be a cat
SadLemonGrab SadLemonGrab
25 sep 2020
Never thought my spirit animal might be a cat
yall cont sleep wit the door open??
Spin Master3000
So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
ameli1339 ameli1339
5 oct 2020
yall cont sleep wit the door open?? Spin Master3000 So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
*spends an entire week studying*
My brain during the test:
dreadigon dreadigon
22 sep 2020
*spends an entire week studying* My brain during the test:
when you're watching a marvel movie and
Stan Lee shows up
melkor106 melkor106
25 sep 2020
when you're watching a marvel movie and Stan Lee shows up
If it pleases you kind Sir may I ask for just one more treat?
Morgan Morgan
24 sep 2020
If it pleases you kind Sir may I ask for just one more treat?
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket"
Me in 2020:
So that was a fucking fie~
gezin gezin
5 oct 2020
Teachers: "You aren't always gonna have calculator in your pocket" Me in 2020: So that was a fucking fie~
New Jersey: Let's Legalize
Recreational Marijuana.
Oregon:
Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
New Jersey: Let's Legalize Recreational Marijuana. Oregon: Peanutbutter and crack sandwich.
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
Doc and Marty made it to 2021.
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
QueenSpire QueenSpire
22 sep 2020
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
Nobody:
Pumpkin Spice:
of the effect
I have on women
Lonethefox Lonethefox
5 nov 2020
Nobody: Pumpkin Spice: of the effect I have on women