• Guy: Can I leave work early today?
Boss:Why?
Guy: The squad is online
Boss: Shit take my car
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    • When he logs on to hentai spam in the discord
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    • This just gave me a small hint of a dream i didnt know i had.
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    • Probably his car
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    • Gamer clarity
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    • Ok nobody comment there are exactly 69 comments now
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    • This won't be a meme for long. I justvrurned 34. I'm an older millenial. Soon I'll be in CHARGE and you can bet that I will make sure people get home in time to use the bathroom, eat, log in, and game. Also no work interruptions during live games.
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    • I used to skip school when da squad was online. Now I'm gay, love 8" cock sliding down my hot greasy throat, a cumdump for all my family members, a woman, and a shiteating slut
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    • Bros before hoes
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    • The boss is part of the squad
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    • The hell is everyone at
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    • Bros before hoes
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    • Bros before hoes
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    • Bros before hoes
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    • Lol like that's ever going to happen!! ✋📗
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    • Oh if only
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    • he can use his own car
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    • When it’s time to got back to wrk:
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    • Best boss ever.
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    • Ninja needs you to get the squad dubs tonight!
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    • I need a boss like that
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    • Grown ass people taking video games that seriously...embarrassing
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    • Me as a boss
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    • Why don't you have your own car? Why use your bosses?? Wtf
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    • Squad goals
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    • We got a comment deleter boys
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    • But why take your Porsche when I’ve got a supercharged 5.0 coyote running on e85
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    • Working from home means I’m always online
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    • I wish it was that way
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    • Never had a gaming squad but my brother has a solid one haha
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    • Shit take my Tesla
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    • Wish my squad would get online...seriously where are you chucklecucks, I still need to kxll Calus
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    • If only
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    • Nothing better than the whole squad being online
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    • Said no boss ever
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    • For real tho
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    • Your squad gets online? One of my buddies just watches YouTube, the other appears offline, and the other just doesn ever get on.
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    • Then everyone clapped.
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    • If fucking only!! my entire junior year science classmates got online and played a bit of minecraft, terraria, and dcu online, while my ass was at work. Now days id be lucky if atleast 4 of them show up
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    • I have the 17th and 18th requested off just to play Ghost of Tsushima. Gonna be worth it
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    • What is awesome is that I am one of the bosses that plays mw and other games like that with some of my employees and it is infact awesome
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    • I haven't been able to play games with my friends for like 2 weeks because of work
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    • "If you get a W fuck my wife"
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    • My squad hasn’t been on in a long time : ( I hate it when memes make me sad
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    • Every. Damn. Time
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    • Lowkey, with Warzone going on rn, its feeling like the old days. I be playing with the bois more often cus we're all quarantined. Toxic mw lobbies, good memes, good music
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    • If only life was that simple.
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    • My fat ass thought those pencils were fries...
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    • The squid is online
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    • Boss: Can I join?
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    • Imma be that boss
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    • The boss was vibing too
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    • I kid you not, my boss let me leave 3 hours early so I could watch a Harry Potter marathon with my mom.
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    • If I ever work somewhere where my boss has a gaming console I will know that I have landed
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    • My kind of boss
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    • Yeah. Life isn't gonna be like that. You should've done better in school.
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    • My fat ass thought those were french fries
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    • Vrrooooom vrrooooom tsssssss vrrooooom tsssssss paaaaaaaannnnnnennnn tssssssss vrrooooom tsssssss vrooooooooooom tsssssss tsssssss tsssssss
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    • Shit take my keys, and don't drive slow either
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    • Businesses 10 yrs from now
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    • Epic moment
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    • Realized my squad is toxic boys so it was nice knowing them, puts me down to only three people I still know from school otherwise it’s a completely new slate fuck those motherfuckers boi
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    • I aspire to own a business and be well off enough to treat my employees like this
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    • Dude looks just like my boss but my boss got one arm
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    • When I become a boss this is how I'm going to be.
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    • Thought there was a thing of fries on the desk
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    • Such a rare occasion when all the homies are on at once
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    • One day guys. One day
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    • Boss: Get that dub boyy
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    • This was fucking stupid
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    • I did something like this on my bday this year. I was like hey my friends are online rn and wanna play. He let me go home because we were super slow
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    • As if
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    • The way his hands are splayed and his face makes it seem as if he said it dripping with sarcasm.
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    • I wish lol
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    • My new store director: why cant you stay more than an hour past your scheduled shift? Do you have a second job??
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    • Wtf is this
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    • I had a co-worker who would leave in the middle day to go to drag show practice all the time and I couldn't even leave to go to a doctor's appointment.
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    • Only if this were true
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    • Funny meme
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    • My boss let me leave an hour early today lmao
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    • I got sent home for talking today, while i was waiting for a forklift driver to move some heavy shit so that i could put it in its spot. I know no one cares but i need to vent lol.
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