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    • Good risk calculation
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    • Soon that man will die and the penguin will wait there just like that on e movie with the dog waiting at the train station
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    • i will swim 5000 miles, and i will swim 5000 more!
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    • AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE JUST TO BE THE MAN WHO WALKED A THOUSAND MILES BEFORE I’M AT YOUR DOOR
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    • And I would swim 5000 miles and I would swim 5000 more just to see the man who saved my life one time I'd wind up at his door. Dadadada
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    • When you realize that that man is gonna die one day, but that penguin will still come back, only to find no one and nothing
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    • Dude probably takes a year to swim 5000 miles. Gets home and immediately leaves again
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    • How did the penguin even survive the change of temperature in waters and survive the other animals in the sea?
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    • Yeah I saw this video on YouTube it’s the cutest shit ever the penguin spends months with him at a time and will only let him feed him and touch him, everyone else he bites
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    • It’s sad because one day; either the man will wait for the penguin who is never coming back, or the penguin will arrive and the man won’t be there to great him.
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    • What if he swims all that way, and the guy isn't there? Would he get mad, worried, or sad?
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    • Imagine waiting at the beach for several years all excited and then eventually the penguin stops showing up 😢
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    • I'd swim 5000 miles and I'll swim 5000 more
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    • And i-I WILL WALK 500 MILES and i-I WILL WALK 500 MORE
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    • It's real it's on a netflix show where it talks about bizarre occurrences in the natural world the penguin is named Jim Jim and the guy saved it when it was a baby and now it's imprinted on him.
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    • Imagine one of them dies, and the other will keep searching for their best friend... not knowing what happened to their friendship
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    • Ok but when the man who's old af dies that penguins gonna get hit with depression 100
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    • My friends wont even answer the phone
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    • So I would swim 5,000 miles and I would swim 5,000 more!
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    • 🎵 *I* will swim 2,500 miles, and *I* will swim 2,500 more 🎵
      J33R 23 may
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    • I would swim 5,000 miles and I would swim 5,000 more
      chad_35 19 may
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    • One day the penguin will swim and the man won’t be there.
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    • And one year one of them wont show up.
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    • Here’s footage of them reuniting. This post makes it seem more dramatic than it is but the penguin does swim a large distance
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    • 🎶 Well, I would swim 5,000 miles and I would 5,000 more, just to be the penguin who swam 10,000 miles to fall down on your shore. 🎶
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    • This penguin is more grateful than 99% of humans
      Simbonita 24 may
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    • One day on their yearly anniversary, one of them won’t show up anymore
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    • So this guy couldn't get a boat and meet him halfway? Smh
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    • But I would swim 5,000 miles, and I would swim 5,000 more. Just to be the penguin that swam 5,000 miles, just to fall down on your shore. Da da da(da da da) da da da(da da da)
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    • And one year one of them will not return.....
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    • And I will swim 5000 miles
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    • That penguins trynna fuck
      obcb 19 may
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    • One day , one of them won't show up 😭😭😭
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    • AND I WOULD SWIM 5000 MILES
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    • Imagine that the mans dies and the penguin shows up to not find him.
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    • anyone else think its a little worrisome that animals can find a specific person thousands of miles away while PIs still cant find my dad after 8 years
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    • Imagine him not showing up one year. The disrespect dude.
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    • Hmmm sounds made up
      ccribb31 24 may
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    • type_shit 23 may
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    • Well I would swim 5000 miles, and I would swim 5000 more
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    • This does put a smile on my face
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    • I feel sad for the day he comes and the guy isn’t there
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    • When the guy dies and the penguin keeps coming back every year
      crapyears 20 may
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    • And i can’t get a text back
      beatfeat 20 may
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    • Old man dies* penguin: damn that nigga stood me up
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    • I find this really hard to believe.
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    • How about visiting him sometime dick. gonna make a bird that can’t even fly travel 5000 miles lmao
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    • I think he was probably just passing through the area in the migration trail. Like “hey guys, on the way I’m gonna take a 50 mike detour to visit this guy”
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    • The year the penguin doesn’t return I’d cry a lot or what if the old man dies and the penguin shows up to nothing
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    • Imagine him just saying “peace out my bros” then swimming fucking 5k miles. All the new penguins in the crew r like “where’s he goin?”...”to see a friend young one. To see a friend.”
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    • So it takes the little guy 6 months to swim to him and then back to home
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    • because it thinks that man is its mate :)
      Eevee 23 may
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    • AND I WOULD WALK 500 MILES AND I WOULD WALK 500 MORE
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    • It’s sad cuz one day, one of them isn’t gonna show up😥
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    • I doubt it cuz it's a warm climate penguin and it looks small enough for 5000 miles would take at least a couple months to travel and I garuntee the penguins memory capacity isn't that big to remember us
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    • And niggas can't answer a text
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    • And I would swim 5 thousand miles I would swim 5000 more just be the bird who swam 10000 mile to be back with you do doo do
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    • Imagine one day the man goes where him and the penguin meet up and it's not there
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    • And I would walk one thousand miles... and I would walk one thousand more...
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    • bigd1997 19 may
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    • I will walk 5000 miles and I will walk 5000 more (I know it's 500 in the song I'm just making it relevant)
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    • AND I WOULD SWIM 5000 MILES AND I WOULD SWIM 5000 MORE
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    • I will swim five thousand miles and I will swim five thousand more
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    • If this is true, it's BADASS!!!
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    • He loves him 3000
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    • I'll take things that didn't happen for 500 Alex...
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    • One day eventually, one of them will show up on the beach but the other won't 😭
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    • Is that you, Gunter?
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    • And iiiiii would swim 500 miles, and iiiiii would swim 500 more!
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    • Dick head couldn't meet him halfway?
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    • AND I WOULD SWIM 5000 MILES AND I..
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    • Ohhh I would swim 5000 miles and Iiiiiiii would swim 5000 more just to be that penguin who swam 5000 miles
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    • One year he doesn’t come ;(
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    • love 3000
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    • And I would swim 5000 miles just to be the that penguin who swam 5000 miles....
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    • 5000 miles in opeb water filled with sharks and killer whales? I doubt it. Either that or its the dumbest penguin alive
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    • How about just stay with the man.
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    • unpopular opinion: I don't like the Skyrim skill meme unless they use the actual skills in the game. (sneak, illusion, etc.)
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    • There first interaction
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    • And I can’t even get a text back
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    • I don't know what's more stupid, the fact that this is featured or the fact that people actually believe this.
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    • Isnt that just regular migration
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    • It's going to suck when one doesn't come back
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    • 50 or 500 miles is somewhat believable but 5000? I highly doubt that. The penguin would have to cover over 13 miles a day just to travel 5000 miles in a year
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    • One day the mans not gonna be there anymore and the penguin's gonna be so confused and sad
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    • If you want to harass the absolute shit out of a scummy child predator, please look at my most recent post. This man was fucking depraved and spoke of wanting to "rape a 4 year old". I expose filth like this all the time, but this man was easily the worst out, please help us harass this fucker.
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    • It’s gunna be really sad when ether dies first and the other is waiting
      lolim 19 may
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    • But aye wood walk faive-hundred mailes And aye wood walk faive-hundred mor’
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    • One year one of them won't come
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    • It’ll be sad once one of them dies
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    • And I cant get a text back..
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