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    • Jesus fuck, damn near died trying to follow that
      Trent14 5 jul
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    • Zeus FUCKS
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    • Tfw no Pleione gf, why live
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    • Zeus was one horny motherfucker
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    • Puts Alabama to shame.
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    • I’d rawdog Pleione
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    • Pleione can get it
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    • Do you think Kratos woulda fought all of them given the chance?
      Jackeal 6 jul
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    • You left out the primordials such as chaos
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    • Hestia is Bestia💕 https://ifunny.co/fun/z9Ut48nA6
      CVNT5 6 jul
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    • Pleione got some nice tits
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    • INBRED MORONS
      yoinki 5 jul
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    • it’s not URanus, it’s OURANUS
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    • How come we always hear about Zeus and his descendants but not the ancestors?
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    • The amount of incest going on is insane
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    • So Zeus just fucking photosynthesied Athena?
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    • For the people asking, I didnt make the chart and I'm aware there are many missing from it (refer to the text at the top of the chart). But if you have any questions about mythology I'd be happy to answer them, just inbox me.
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    • You think this is confusing and inbred? Google "Overflow Universe Family Tree"
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    • Zeus be with the shits. Rubber bummer? I think not. THUNDER THUNDER THUUUNDER COCK!!!
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    • Bro where percy Jackson lol
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    • Aphrodite is Ouranus' daughter
      dudeno4 6 jul
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    • Yeah, this isn’t even CLOSE to being accurate. Source, I majored in classic civilizations with an emphasis on Greek culture and literature
      boboy741 6 jul
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    • “Sea foam” “burst fully armed from forehead”
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    • Incest, so much incest
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    • I don't see Kratos
      Luducrus 6 jul
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    • What the fuck is sea foam
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    • Wheres berus from Naruto 😠
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    • Wow, that's a lot of incest
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    • Why he make pleione so damn juicy 😜
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    • Dionysius is the only one having fun
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    • Tf is sea foam
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    • Titians: *have children* Their whole family tree: https://ifunny.co/fun/UePJ92Vi7
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    • Wait... it's all incest???
      bigd1997 6 jul
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    • First one to reply is gao
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    • Why wouldn't you start with chaos?
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    • Lotta sea foam going on
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    • Zeus fucked his sister???
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    • So is Oceanus more powerful then Poseidon or how does that work
      Bclamp01 6 jul
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    • Just saying here, greek mythology is a whole lot cooler than the other religeons
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    • First: thats a lot of incest. Second: just had to be the special little snowflake, didn't you, Athena? Third: where did Semele come from? Cause it sure wasn't incest.
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    • If anyone is wondering why Ouranos is covering himself, his nuts got cut off and thrown into the ocean to form Aphrodite
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    • TOLD YOU ALL, Aphrodite is older than Zeus cause she was created when the earth and sky first fell in love
      Link 6 jul
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    • All I really cared about is how zeus fucked his cousin then had a kid with crackhead speed
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    • *insert Zeus sex joke here*
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    • First there was the earth, then there was sky, then sex I guess lol
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    • Is there one for Norse gods ?
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    • Alright Pleiones getting it
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    • Semele has no parents
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    • No Hercules?
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    • I thought Zeus, poseidon, and hades were brothers.
      ADHDLIFE 7 jul
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    • The no Heracules
      MoonSyde 7 jul
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    • Zeus doesn't have sex. Zeus FUCKS.
      _MOTHRA_ 6 jul
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    • Artemis is my fav. Where my artemis homies at???
      Michiru 6 jul
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    • Too bad Kratos isn’t a part of real Greek Mythology.
      Atanas 6 jul
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    • Kratos.
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    • So, can someone do this for all pantheons?
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    • That whole family tree in one video
      IAFK15 5 jul
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    • Literally all of this is wrong but ok
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    • I thought uranus had a kid with gaia bc he was the stars or some shit
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    • Man rick riordan really just skipped an entire generation huh
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    • "sea foam"
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    • Thats a lot of incense
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    • Yo I’m reading the hero’s of Olympus right now
      trainkid 7 jul
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    • So the family tree is just a product of incest. At this point I’m not surprised, Greek Mythology is just Zeus not keeping it in his pants and half of THAT is his wife taking revenge on it.
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    • Zeus and Hera are... siblings?
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    • Boy that sure is a lot of incest
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    • "Sea foam"
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    • This isn’t telling me how to change the color of a fire 😡
      chopstew 7 jul
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    • If u play smite this is old news
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    • That’s a lot of dotted lines there
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    • Sea foamed his own sister
      Curvz 7 jul
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    • Ouranos is covering his parts because his son literally cut them off, threw them into the sea to create “seafoam”, and through the sperm foam Aphrodite was born. So people can understand...
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    • I assumed Demeter was older
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    • Aphrodite came before zeus, even before kronos?
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    • Gaia fucked her son
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    • Kratos enters the chat
      Kermit50 9 jul
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    • Ya, I'd fuck Pleione
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    • Hold up...WHERE’S KRATOS?!
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    • so semele just popped out of nowhere huh
      yours 8 jul
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    • Why Aphrodite so high up?
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    • So it i true in “Is it wrong to pick up a girl in a dungeon” Hestia is trying to get with his nephew
      iblow 7 jul
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    • Wrong— chaos willed gaea to live— and gaea asked chaos to make ouranos, so the. Ouranos just... existed
      EMPER0R 7 jul
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    • Kratos?
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    • Bruh everyone was inbred no wonder we ended up with Hades
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    • Did Ouranos pull an Oedipus?
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    • Can somone explain semele to me, who and what are her parents and if they arnt gods then how is she a goddess
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    • Hades and Poseidon are not Zeus’ kids
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    • "Burst fully-armed from forehead"
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    • So it all started with incest and sea foam
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    • smite
      killem 6 jul
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    • So much incest
      Vaspiov 6 jul
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    • Where my hellenics at
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    • In greek mythology.. Zeus gets his nuts cut off and thrown into an ocean. Thus.. Aphrodite. I do not accept this family tree.
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    • I appreciate the inclusion of Hephaestus, but how could you forget Heracles?!
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    • This is n9where close to being done, as states, but this is out of order EXTREMELY, as posiden
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    • Where’s Kratos
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    • Cant wait for the norse one
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