• Greek mythology explained
Women in ancient
Greece minding their
own business
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    • Zeus looking at a rock after 5 minutes without fucking something:
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    • Hera:
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    • Women, animals, and at least one young man if I remember correctly. Zeus was the CEO of Sexual Harrasment.
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    • Greek mythology in one sentence: "Zeus can't keep it in his toga"
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    • Zeus was so active that being a demigod was about as rare as being left handed
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    • quigs 7 sep
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    • Zeus when he sees a female organism of any kind:
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    • Snipe508 7 sep
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    • “And then along came Zeus!”
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    • Papa Zeus:
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    • Women? More like, anything that casts a shadow
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    • Man fucked anything with a pulse
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    • Oh hey thats me
      RealZeus 7 sep
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    • Zeus seeing something he hasn’t fucked yet:
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    • I’m not as concerned with Zeus not keeping it in his pants, but more so with the situation in the photo. 🤣😂😅
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    • Animals minding their own business... in walks Poseidon
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    • 90% of the time, it wasn't even a woman. Or a human.
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    • "Unfortunately, Zeus was feeling horny"
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    • Zeus was a fuck boi
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    • Even the guys were in danger
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    • Zeus was a fucking chad
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    • More like: Trees, animals and random rocks minding their business // Zeus: 🍆
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    • Where is Zeus now? He should be out there having the time of his immortality.
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    • My man zeus just horny and shit
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    • If you think he only went after women then boy are you underestimating Zeus
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    • and men *
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    • In desperate need of the template
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    • Let me fix it: ancient Greece minding its own business
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    • Why Everything Exists According To Greek Mythology: Zeus fucked something
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    • Zeus vs anything with a hole big enough
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    • Zeus actually nooned anyone who looked at him directly because of how bright he was
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    • I can see this being about Jack black aswell
      EvnMyers 8 sep
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    • Yo they all hit it tho
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    • Why’d I think that was Jason Mantzoukas
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    • Unfortunately, Zeus was feeing horny: the history of Greek mythology
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    • It's hard to argue with that assessment
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    • tubeworm 8 sep
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    • Ig i am zues
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    • The god of adultery and/or one night stands
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    • How big is zeus's dick
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    • Unfortunately zeus was horny.
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    • Dude was hornier than I am and I have a hentai addiction!
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    • *distant gangnam style grows louder*
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    • and Poseidon.
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    • Unfortunately for the women, Zeus was already breeding with the motorcycle to his right
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    • Greek mythology explained by people who only know common knowledge things about it*
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    • But noone includes that Poseidon had horse babies
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    • You ungrateful mfs wouldn't have demi-gods if it weren't for him. Smh. All those monsters would have destroyed humanity if Zues wasn't horny
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    • You know he did this with some male god too, who he deemed so beautiful or handsome he kidnap him and made him work for him so Zeus could admire him....
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    • Zeus looks like he's minding his own business too ... just ... naked ...
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    • Unfortunately Zeus was horny
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    • My names Persephone and I hate the amount of incest in the ancient mythologies. I’m the daughter of Zeus and Demeter and the wife of Zeus brother hades ewwwww
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    • Holy step father
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    • #tobiisgay
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    • Forget the meme. Is this a real photo??
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    • wayment...Zeus was onto something
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    • And along cane Zeus to fuck everything up. Oh wait...
      Rezerrex 7 sep
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    • Hate Zeus
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    • When ya need some fuck you need some fuck
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    • Women minding their own business? Ha!
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    • Also men. Basically anything with an orifice.
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    • Getting molested at 4 and 5 and introduced to porn at 9 porn sucks. Yes I am a porn account. Yes I know the irony, shut up
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    • HHahahahahahahaha that was actually funny
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    • Zeus comes to earth and is like ill fuck anything that moves
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    • OH fuck, it’s HeeHoo!
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    • What about Aphrodite
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    • Poseidon had his fair share, namely the Gorgon, Medusa. That caused a fuck ton of problems too
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    • Yep
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    • Not gonna lie this is my favorite generalization of Greek mythology. For as sophisticated that the ancient Greeks were they had really dirty minds
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    • Honestly ya basically
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    • I think it’s supposed to be symbolism about how Zeus created all life because to the greeks sex was the only way to create life. Or god is just a horny bastard idk
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    • How big is the guys dick
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    • Looks like Pimento from Brooklyn 99
      PoopD0G 7 sep
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    • *cheating wife gets pregnant - “Oh my gosh it must’ve been Zeus! He got me pregnant”..... the same idea goes for the “Virgin” Mary
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    • Zeus would get his cheeks clapped by Odin
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    • And then along came Zeus!
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    • Zeus the Ultimate Coomer
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    • Don't forget that it wasn't just Zeus but Poseidon too. And Apollo....and sometimes Aphrodite
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    • *anything with a hole
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    • *Married women
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    • Dude was so horny you couldn't sleep ass up
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    • Dude could have fucked gods, instead he came down to fuck your mom.
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    • Most of the shit that happened in ancient Greece happened because Zeus felt horny
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    • Have to correct the "women" to anything. He was fucking everything even if it didn't have a hole
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    • Stick your dick in it
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    • Wait. How were humans made in Greek mythology?
      LargeMac 7 sep
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    • Thats about it
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    • Them olive skin beauties are irresistible
      hyyyy 7 sep
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    • Zeus: Allow me to fill thy loins with this rod of Thunder !!!
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    • Greek mythology is primarily nooning things and Zeus being a horny shit. So like GoT
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    • Change that to "women" to "any moving creature" and you've got a more accurate depiction
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    • If it had something where a dick could possibly fit, Zeus fucked it
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