• Grayfang
This is fucking marketing
ORDER. IN THE
KANDY
MAN
GILL
FRIEND
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    • THE MACHO MYAAAN WANTS A NUMBAH THREE
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    • That’s EASY SHIT, I already do that all the time because it’s fun and it trains the vocal chords after long enough
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    • Now this is a discount I can get behind
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    • I can’t wait to body slam my baby into a table to get a free borger
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    • Me looking at my poor little brother knowing what I must do
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    • Cream of the crop, top of the top. Sky's the limit and space is the place. Oooohhh yeeeeah.
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    • Bonesaw is ready.
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    • Randy savage has more cocaine than he has blood in his system
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    • Me and my friends all gonna fist fight until one gets body slammed for that food
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    • This place must be hilarious on Friday nights.
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    • CAN I GIT UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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    • You do both you get money
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    • CSfagfagfag snazzwagon why does randy savage look pimp chimpin
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    • THE MACHO MAN WANTS A NACHO, MAN
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    • Location?
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    • I'll judge your form and see if it's Oxi-Clean enough for a discount.
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    • Deafmetal hear me out...
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    • Imagine macho man eating there
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    • So why did you invite me to eat with you today? Ooooh shit!
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    • YOURE GOING NOWHERE
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    • BulletClub let's get some borgers
      Vergere 4 sep
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    • "What is your bidding, My Master Macho Man Randy Savage?"
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    • Similar energy
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    • Macho ma’am noon savage
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    • Lasted about 15 minutes I'm sure.
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    • Again?
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    • Looks like I will have to body slam the girl I’m going out with because covid took me out of my job meaning I’m broke :(
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    • Thank god I'm good at impression.
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    • S L A M
      Tom_Nook 6 sep
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    • "Baby why are we wearing football pads to dinner"... -trust me
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    • -lets my boyfriend body slam me because we’re both cheap fucks and would do anything for free food-
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    • “Okay bro Rock Paper Scissors for who gets decked”
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    • Cool free food
      benpuzan 5 sep
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    • Can I bodyslam my friend without doing the voice?
      Fregion 5 sep
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    • The cream...rises to the top
      Fang_ 5 sep
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    • I'd body slam my friend every time
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    • Me looking at my 2 year old cousin
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    • OH YEAH
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    • You both eat the concrete for free
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    • Thats... not very good business practices
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    • Oooooooh Yeeeeaaaah! Dig it! Snap into a Mutha Fuckin Slim Jim Biach!!!
      blaze314 5 sep
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    • I’m glad people on this app respect Randy Savage as much as I do
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    • Does any one else's internal monolog change as soon as you real mocho man randy savage?
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    • SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM , YEAH
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    • Why is he a monkey
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    • Body slam a friend while you talk shit in a randy savage voice so they owe you 10%
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    • Bone saw is readyyyyyyyy. Cum on my face brother
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    • "ooooo yeah, I'd like a number fifteen burger king foot lettuce AND DONT SKIP ON THE FOOT"
      VarkazX 5 sep
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    • What happens if I do both?
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    • My younger bro about to kill one of his friends for a free meal.
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    • Macho man sure looks like Monke now
      derkAxe 4 sep
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    • Me: I see this as a absolute win!
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    • *looks at my 5"0 120 pound buddy*
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    • I hope the place has Nachos, so I can be like “Macho Man wants a Nacho man, OH YEAH!!”
      Wynter54 4 sep
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    • Looks like my friend getting body slammed
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    • Until me and my friend come in there, then it's broken tables and a free meal!
      1bama79 4 sep
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    • OOHH YEEAAAH
      EcchiBot 4 sep
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    • "Oh yeah let me tell you something Mr Order Man the Macho Man Randy Savage is very happy with your menu but cannot choose. UNJUSTIFIABLY PUT IN A POSITION I'D RATHER NOT BE IN"
      Dmonster 4 sep
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    • I know what I must do..
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    • I got you for three minutes
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    • I guess one of us eats free
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    • Right up my alley
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    • Ay “I’d body slam my best friend for free” gang where you at
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    • Me, looking at my skinny as fuck friend: I will do what I must.
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    • RZZyeetman dude we have to
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    • That looks like Heather Swanson
      noon1 4 sep
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    • Dr Grayfang knows what’s up.
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    • Eating through a straw for free *priceless*
      SourPuss 4 sep
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    • The tower of power, too sweet to be sour, Sky's the limit and space is the place OH YEEAAAHH
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    • The very few people that I call friends and would take out to eat would see this sign and start running because they know they can't lift me but I can lift them 💪 then escorte them thought the table to free food
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    • Where this me n bob body slamming
      absweet 4 sep
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    • my best friends would be 100% willing to get bodyslammed for free food
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    • always_endlessly you’re getting body slammed. But we’re doing it for the food
      yabaccus 4 sep
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    • BROTHER!!
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    • “Add an elbow drop and eat free for a year”
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    • Me and my friend have devised a plan for this, he walks in ordering in a macho man voice because he has a better impression, then I come in, shout at him in a hulk Hogan voice, and then we body slam each other, free food and a show
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    • I was trick or treating with my little brother and one lady said we have to Chest bump for candy, I was 200 lbs and he was maybe 100. He ended up flying a few feet back and landed in her pumpkins
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    • Where is this? Time for a road trip!
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    • But why do they have a pic of a gorilla dressed as macho man?
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    • I would absolutely body slam anyone of you
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    • If I do both do they pay me 10% of what would have been my bill?
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    • Where
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    • You have to be careful with the body slam tho, you can potentially break your friend's neck if you do it wrong
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    • while eating slim jims
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    • Why is he black in the drawing?
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    • Get to bodyslam/fuck up a friend AND get FREE food? Sign me up pronto
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    • Big smoke doing the macho man randy savage voice on his stupidly long order
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    • Lose money for no gain whatsoever? Not good marketing, but sounds fun.
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    • "I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it."
      Crustle 4 sep
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    • Three way slam with the bois!
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    • Hey man can I get ooooohol yeaaaa slap it into the slimjim yeaaaa
      kungf 4 sep
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    • I'd eat here every day
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    • Acting like i wont bodyslam my friend then give em a good ol off the table elbow mdrop its what macho man would want
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    • They are going out of business im on my way.
      Phonix 4 sep
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