His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
atticuslodius atticuslodius
10 oct 2020
His hands doth perspire, knees weak, arms art heavy, his sweater beareth a foul crimson mark; his mother's spaghetti
chyrsoprases
I hope you like host clubs, cat.
envyhunter
23 sep 2020
chyrsoprases I hope you like host clubs, cat.
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
ammiml
5 mar
Do you ever just forget to hide your expressions for a minute and then you're like woah I did not mean to make that face out loud
Barber: What kinda cut you want?
Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm?
Barber: Say no more fam
Barber: What kinda cut you want? Guy: Ever seen a ballsack in a snow storm? Barber: Say no more fam
MAN BOW
JHE DOG BOWL FOR MEN. EN
MAN
MAN BOW JHE DOG BOWL FOR MEN. EN MAN
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
SpicyMcHaggis SpicyMcHaggis
31 dec 2020
Watching the part in V for Vendetta where the government creates a virus and uses it to seize power over its people
My computer watching me struggle to select all the boxes with traffic lights
bitchpudden49 bitchpudden49
23 sep 2020
My computer watching me struggle to select all the boxes with traffic lights
Your Family: It's just a cough
The doctor: It's just a cough
Google:
Pixey Pixey
22 jun
Your Family: It's just a cough The doctor: It's just a cough Google:
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you
My Brain:
BrinaDragon BrinaDragon
26 sep 2020
Crush: you're cute I wish I had someone like you My Brain:
Dangerous Distractions
lying_m1necartmemes lying_m1necartmemes
15 dec 2020
Dangerous Distractions
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
AIDSen1981 AIDSen1981
22 jan 2021
thinking about that time I drew Dr. Phil for my art final in high school and got a
if
Important News: Lana Rhoades Is Single Again
chance for Faramtr, Captain of Gondor. to show his quality
mb230
3 mar
if Important News: Lana Rhoades Is Single Again chance for Faramtr, Captain of Gondor. to show his quality
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro
I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
Charu Pragya
@CharuPragya
Are you a dog person or a cat person?
@jokebazz
lam a sad person.
Kev_thekid
27 sep 2020
Charu Pragya @CharuPragya Are you a dog person or a cat person? @jokebazz lam a sad person.
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on
@tciddymerica
OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
bobjobster
30 oct 2020
When your buddy is blackout drunk and you see the chick he's hitting on @tciddymerica OH GEORGE NOT THE LIVESTOCK
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was
visiting New York he was astonished and liked
New York City and found it amusing when the
people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
Caliphate Caliphate
12d
In King Hussein's memoir, he said when he was visiting New York he was astonished and liked New York City and found it amusing when the people of NYC didn't know how to greet a king so they just said to him "Hiya King!"
THE BIBLE WASNT LYING
@chad. gone
THAT GODS BLINDING LOVE AND SS.
FORGIVENESS CAN SAVE ANY SOUL THAT HAS BEEN MISGUIDED IN LIFE
BasedOperator BasedOperator
9 apr
THE BIBLE WASNT LYING @chad. gone THAT GODS BLINDING LOVE AND SS. FORGIVENESS CAN SAVE ANY SOUL THAT HAS BEEN MISGUIDED IN LIFE