• always work on two projects
at once. that way you can
procrastinate on project A by
messing around on project B, and
when you get tired of project B
you can waste time by working
on project A. you will be twice as
productive while doing nothing
but procrastinate
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    • The only problem with this is I would focus on project C, which is doing absolutely nothing.
      geexd125 4 aug
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    • Bitch if I’m procrastinating I ain’t working on shit I’m sitting on my bed watching youtube
      skrunp 4 aug
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    • “Don’t half-ass two things, full-ass one thing” - Ron Swanson
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    • Yes, but what happens when i procrastinate on both projects?
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    • I had a English project where we where supposed to read any book or audio book and slowly fill a paper about the book, the deadline was in 1 day and i was supposed to be doing this project for the whole 9 weeks and when i was finally told about the project i pulled up a video of scp 3000 and used it
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    • shoutout watsky tho
      JC77 4 aug
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    • Watsky is an awesome rapper, even if he hipsterishly calls himself a spoken poet
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    • Ayyy Watsky!
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    • omg is this a MF watsky feature?! I saw him like in 2016, he's got a fantastic stage presence
      Talulala 4 aug
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    • I LOVE WATSKY HES A GOD
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    • "....if you're blocking me, I will soon defeat you. I will build a bridge above you or I'll tunnel underneath you. I will eat you and excrete you. I will feed you to the flowers. If I need to, I'll go through you and absorb your fucking powers."
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    • This post describes me. But in reality you just have a million projects going on at once and you just overwhelm yourself.
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    • I do this in college all the time. Pick the easiest assignment, start it but don't finish, let yourself lose interest and go to another assignment. Slowly work your way up to the more daunting ones, and eventually you're starting that 10 page essay! Never finish the easy stuff first; just start ther
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    • His logic is terrible procrastination doesn’t work like that
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    • Project jerk off on everything in the house
      tweb 4 aug
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    • My boy Watsky
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    • That's not procrastinating thats just working...?
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    • This is how Hidetaka Miyazaki, CEO of From Softwar and creator of Sekiro, Bloodborne and the Souls series operates.
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    • Yeah but I'm doing A B C and D but not getting anything done
      Bakubroz 4 aug
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    • That’s how my ex did shit with add. Apparently it’s really helpful with handling it. Except he’s work on more than 2 projects, but ye.
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    • i feel called out
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    • Ok, I’ll do it tomorrow
      Taozen 5 aug
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    • But what if both projects are two different mmos and im just being more productive at accomplishing nothing
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    • Or you can not work on either
      Maddheat 4 aug
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    • Then I’m like 10 times as productive. I would never get anything done if I didn’t have so many projects and hobbies, I guess.
      BigOmy 4 aug
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    • Damn
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    • Oh, you mean just like an average government worker or state worker?
      sarah285 6 aug
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    • i am procrastinating on project z but everything else is due tomorrow morning and 1% done
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    • Been doing this recently. Literally making myself feel shitty because im cleaning instead of say going for a walk, if you do get bored of both dont feel bad feel good you did something and enjoy something then get back to it. Try to always keep on your mind your task so when you get bored of the-
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    • Watsky is my duuuude. Met him once. Chill af.
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    • I do seven things at once,
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    • I’m pretty sure I’ll end up procrastinating on both of them and then I’ll feel like an idiot
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    • I do even better. I’ve got like 25 crochet projects going, 2alpaca fleeces and a sheep fleece that I need to spin, AND I just brought home a large floor weaving loom as a restoration project.
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    • Oops I’m on project Q
      Teknetix 4 aug
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    • People dont get why but i do this and it works a solid 80% of the time. I work on one assignment that i like then when i get upset or bored with it i switch to another one.
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    • Just work on two different parts of the same project wtf this is how nothing gets done
      Flubnub3 4 aug
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    • Minecraft is already a thing
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    • This is a reading hack, read cross referential texts. Rn I'm reading augustine and when I get tired of him I'm reading cicero but augustine has commentary on cicero so it's way more interesting
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    • And then you find out you have a third project that you forgot about
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    • I’ve got laser focus and I can’t work on two many projects at once otherwise they sort of bleed together.
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    • Not gonna lie I actually started doing this a little while ago, I have a script for a new video I need to work on, and also another paper to write, and as I wrote one I naturally drafted to the other out of boredom, and vice versa
      AjaxSoap 4 aug
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    • You just described women
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    • Problem is I have 18 projects and three of them have deadlines
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    • Shhhhh. Don’t give away our secrets
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    • Does anyone procrastinate for the entire project, find out the it’s due in a day panic, then find out all the other people involved in the project did all the work?
      honeydab 4 aug
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    • Or... I could just sleep?
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    • I actually do this with drawing.
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    • I'll just do nothing because that's overwhelming
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    • Holy shit... HE BROKE THE CODE! HE BROKE THE CODE!
      MlemFox 4 aug
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    • What if im too lazy to do both?
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    • So..... division of labor?
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    • Nah I would rather just power through one at a time because if I got the thought in my head that I’m procrastinating I would start procrastinating from both and end up doing nothing
      WelchCEO 4 aug
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    • As a developer I always have 3 projects for this very same reason.
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    • Fuck it smoke a blunt and call it a day
      ssrick 4 aug
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    • This how I play videogames
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    • ... that’s a great idea... I will do it tomorrow
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    • Tried it, now I am successfully failing at two tasks at one time
      bc7865 7 aug
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    • This is what indie game development is like
      hababa2 7 aug
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    • *GASP*
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    • Project B is sleeping, bitch
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    • Don't do this; create an outline it will make your life a lot easier
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    • So. I tried this, when I started out writing my own stories to hopefully publish by the age of 21. I am now 25 with over 35 story projects and not a single one is even close to finishing.
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    • Nah I'll just play pokemon go and procrastinate both
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    • Literally my entire college career so far.
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    • I can actually do this, but only by procrastinating on big projects with smaller tasks
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    • The wise words of George watsky
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    • Jokes on you I’ll do neither
      BADMAN9 7 aug
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    • I dont think he knows what procrastinating means....
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    • Facts. Me at work everyday
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    • Thats just multi tasking with extra steps
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    • bitch i will procrastinate both tf
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    • That’s how I don’t get tired of Minecraft. Always have four building projects at once
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    • God damn genius gump
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    • My life consists of project make money for bills
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    • Procrastination is just you being a dick to your future self
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    • That's why I start on nine different books at the same time, but sometimes I end up not finishing any of them...
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    • I'm not that stupid though, I still know its work
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    • Hold on a damn second
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    • This is my job but with 10 projects and zero progress
      cjsaurus 7 aug
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    • I link chainmail while waiting for my blades to get red hot in the forge
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    • Ayy Watsky
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    • Whoever wrote this doesn’t understand procrastination
      Karthull 7 aug
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    • This was me and my work training then hoby painting.
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    • Thats incredible
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    • Listening to him for a while gonna follow that now😂
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    • Until you have ADD and try your hand at 501 projects.
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    • Literally do this at my job because I run two smaller machines form everyone else
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    • Then you are not a real procrastinator. Took me 2 hours to send this. Def not Doing 2 projects
      gutzu 6 aug
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    • This is why I have so many projects currently restoring two mopeds and wood working when I can🤙
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    • I did this when I had to move appartments. I would clean in one room, get bored, then go clean in another room.
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    • I'd probably end up blowing off both tasks and taking a nap tbh
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    • This is basically screenwriting
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    • a nigga like me would just ignore both
      asphyxia 6 aug
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    • Bold of you to assume I'll waste my time by doing either to begin with
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    • This is the basis of modern day government work
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    • Never half ass two things, whole ass one thing. - Ron Swanson
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    • I live this way.
      Whizzle 6 aug
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    • Same concept as cleaning my house... I have ADHD. I'm cleaning every day cause I don't do one project at a time.
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