• Government: You owe us money, It's
called taxes.
Me: How much do I owe?
Gov't: You have to figure that out.
Me: Ijust pay what I want?
Gov't: Oh, no we know exactly how
much you owe. But you have to guess
that number too.
Me: What if I get it wrong?
Gov't: You go to prison
Apr19
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    • Is pretty bullshit how companies like TurboTax lobby to make sure filing taxes is a bitch
      FilthyMod 16 apr
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    • Rip my notifications
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    • Gov't: "Also, we're not going to teach you how to do that in the schools you are forced to go to by law. So have fun with that."
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    • Income taxation is theft, there is no changing my mind on that. But, I am more than happy to pay taxes for things like Military or schools. What I do not want to do is pay my hard earned cash to some fucking crackhead who has 6 kids and lives on welfare primarily so she can buy more drugs.
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    • Tax should be a optional. I dont want half my paycheck to go to some ghetto families that are too lazy to work.
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    • GoombaZoo 17 apr
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    • There was a bill that was supposed to simplify the tax process. If you have a simple W-4, the IRS would automatically do your taxes since they have all your information anyway. But Congress is bought by H&R Block and TurboTax, so guess what...it didn't pass
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    • Life hack: don’t pay taxes so you go to prison and taxes pay for you
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    • Taxes shouldn’t be taken out automatically. Every month we should have to write a check to the government; the current system makes us think we’re getting a bunch of money at tax season but it’s your money the gov took and gave back without paying interest on it
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    • What if I guess too high? "You'll never hear from us"
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    • Taxes are fucking stupid, I can’t believe I’m paying for welfare and other stupid social programs. Don’t even get me started on social security that I’m paying into but won’t ever see a dime of.
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    • We started a war for a tax of 3% and now it’s like 33% I say fuck it let’s do another war lmao
      HighMeat 19 apr
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    • I wish Trump borrowed Ted Cruz’s idea of abolishing the IRS and making taxes so easy you can do it on a postcard
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    • "Also, we wont teach you how to do it in the schools that are funded by taxes"
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    • Taxation is theft
      Anieu 17 apr
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    • Taxation is theft
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    • I wish we had a generation that was pissed enough to overthrow this shithole government but we’re too obsessed with wasting money on things and worrying about social media.
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    • Y'all you're not filing your taxes, you're filing your tax returns to see if the government took too much, though sometimes they don't take enough
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    • IZ_YOU_OK 17 apr
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    • Taxation is theft. Don't @ me.
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    • and not teach people how to do them but make sure they know the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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    • TurboTax, HR and other companies are a scam it's all a scam for them to make money
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    • It's bs how you can't own property in America.. If I own something I shouldn't have to pay more to own it or go to jail... Then I don't own it... The government owns it and I pay to be allowed to keep it
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    • Taxes get taken out automatically if you're a W-2 employee. And filing taxes as a W-2 takes like 20 minutes. It's not hard people
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    • Gov't: And we'll also allow in millions after millions of illegals who won't pay taxes, we won't force them either, we won't incarcerate them for evading taxes (like we do you) AND we'll TAX YOU MORE to compensate for all taxes they don't pay and benefits their anchor babies get out of tax payers.
      th3r4g3 17 apr
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    • Taxation is theft
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    • taxation is theft
      Shatpost 17 apr
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    • It’s a law, except it’s not, but it is. It’s not voluntary and you’re threatened to pay via some kind of force, but we’re going to keep saying it isn’t theft.
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    • You don’t go to jail if you’re a Democrat
      lagnaf 19 apr
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    • Taxation is theft
      Lane07689 18 apr
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    • StickManl 18 apr
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    • That’s why I want more freedom and less taxes, not less freedom and more taxes, Ms. Ocasio Cortez...
      Matt_Man 17 apr
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    • Fun fact: low income areas regularly ask for more tax based benefits such as welfare and new roads than the area itself generates in taxes.
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    • The companies you work for should do all the filing for you at the time of your pay like they do in Europe. And the government should send you an itemized breakdown of everything your tax dollars have gone to that year
      garrmack8 17 apr
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    • Democrats want to tax you to the point where it financially cripples you to redistribute your income and give it to all the poor people. Most people are against heavy government regulation but all the millennials choose to be ignorant and still choose the Democratic Party, unaware of the consequence
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    • Y'all make it so much more difficult than it needs to be. Where I live we have an automated tax system that makes it extremely easy to pay taxes
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    • Taxation is theft
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    • My dyslexic ass read taxes as texas and i was confused as fuck
      urdadlol_ 17 apr
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    • Why the fuck are so many people attacking us, we are gonna take your dam money even if we need to pry it from your cold dead hands. What are you gotta do peasants?
      Congress 17 apr
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    • This is exactly what I was thinking yesterday when doing my taxes for the first time.. Why the fuck do I have to estimate how much I owe the IRS? JUST FUCKING TELL ME
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    • Taxation is theft
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    • All taxation is theft, time for another revolution
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    • Yeah, you're not wrong
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    • SOOO much facts. Plus taxing income is technically illegal but is done anyways
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    • I wouldn't be as mad if they just texted us "Hello there _____. You owe us approximately ______ and will be receving approximately ______ from us. Please pay your balance by _____ and you will receive any refunds by _____."
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    • Gov: OR we could just take out extra from your paycheck all year. Me: Oh..ok but then you’ll give any extra you take out back at the end of the year? Gov: Nahh, you gotta figure that out too, or else we just keep it.
      theMajick 18 apr
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    • Your income tax does nothing except pay interest to the FED which is a private bank. We pay them interest to create our money out of nothing. Your income tax does not build roads, pay government workers, or build schools. It is also an unconstitutional tax. We should all refuse to pay!
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    • Tax filing should be automated by the government but TurboTax and other tax companies own 80% of Congress
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    • Ya know, the 1040 form was simplified for 2018. Doing your taxes yourself has gotten pretty easy.
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    • They'd tell you how much you owe but companies like H&R block and intuit are lobbying to keep them from sending you your tax bill in full detail. The IRS wants to let you know for free but lobbyists make sure that bill doesn't get passed because it would hurt their bottomline.
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    • And then when they blow the money I paid in taxes on stupid shit
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    • I'm fine with taxes. I'll pay them, do whatever with it, whatever, I was going to spend it on stupid shit anyway. But god damn it at least make it easier than going elbow deep in my own asshole
      2011Memer 17 apr
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    • Taxation is theft
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    • I had a friend who always knew exactly how much he would have to pay in taxes so instead of taking it straight from his paycheck he would put it in a savings account and make interest off of it before paying it all in.
      paipie 17 apr
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    • We need to fire a lot of government officials. Who says we can only let those who run, run? ANYONE can run, we just believe that it takes money to campaign.....let's change our government.
      Qwit 17 apr
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    • Some dude took his tax files to 10 different accountants and he got back 8 different numbers on how much he owes. Taxes are a joke
      connerbv 17 apr
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    • We're about 12 years away from a civil war so honestly idc
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    • You wouldn't go to jail for paying the wrong amount out of ignorance. You would just owe them. If they investigate and find you purposely hid your money or something then you go to jail
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    • Taxation is theft we need a revolution
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    • Bearanix 19 apr
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    • Same with shopping. You don’t know what the total amount is until checkout. Or hospital bills. How much will this be? We ll tell you in three weeks when you get bill. Electric bill is a giant guess. We should know how much we can use that’s within our budget but won’t find out until it’s over.
      rude222 19 apr
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    • Taxation is theft
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    • Lets overthrow the government
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    • Taxation is theft
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    • The government should go to a flat tax system and I also believe that charitable donations should not be tax deductible
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    • Is it bad if I haven’t filed for taxes in my life I’m 19 and went thru 7 jobs in 3 years
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    • The numbers, Mason, what do they mean?
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    • Remember when the constitution blatantly forbid income tax but the idiots in in the early 20th century allowed the government to do it “temporarily” and then let the government confiscate gold?
      Binky 17 apr
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    • How to file taxes - Save everything and get a good accountant
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    • Yeah, just let me predict my exact earnings this year while simultaneously paying the right amount of taxes on it.
      Camper83 17 apr
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    • Taxation is theft
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    • Taxes need to be used and not stored away in safes or waisted on stupid shit like gay pride bullshit
      MENAClNG 17 apr
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    • A lot of things about modern life are so fucking bullshit and wrong, and mostly caused by just greed from the top. Like idk but it's just a lot of extra dumb shit
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    • It's almost like they should've taught us how to do taxes in school
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    • I filed my tax return on Sunday and I got a 1$ refund 😎
      zjdr 17 apr
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    • It would be nice if the said, "you owe X amount in taxes this year". Then all you'd have to do is pay that amount and be done with it
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    • The government in most cases has 100% of the information it needs to do your taxes for you. TurboTax lobbies them not to so it’s harder and you buy their software. Mike gravel talked about having the government automate our taxes.he’s a really cool presidential candidate not many know about.
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    • Can we just go back to old America where we killed people for taxing us?
      anon2134 17 apr
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    • Me when I see another tax related post where idiots say taxation is theft even though we'd be in chaos without all the shit that taxes pay for
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    • Fucking IRS. They today me this year... my butthole is actually bleeding still.
      Splicky 17 apr
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    • Taxation sucks, but it makes sense. However, it has no business being as difficult as it is.
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    • Taxation= Theft
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    • If the IRS knows if I do my taxes wrong then why don't they just do them in the first place
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    • What do you mean you have to guess? Someone obviously does not understand taxes.
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    • Funny thing, had last years taxes amended so they owed me money. They paid me back with interest but now I have to claim that interest on next years taxes. So they just get part of that back again... so messed up
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    • It’s like ordering a pizza n when it gets to your house you are just given an itemized usage content where you have to figure out how much each piece is worth, total it up then pay the driver.
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    • I think if they want to steal some of our money that we work for, they should at least figure out what they’re taking on their own. Same as when income tax comes around for when they “give it “all?” (Some) back”
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    • Taxation is theft.
      bass60hz 18 apr
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    • The government just knows how much you made an calculated your taxes based off that. However there are write offs that they dont know about, that's one of the reasons why the government can't do our taxes for us
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    • Didn’t we escape taxes? Just for more taxes?
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    • They stole this joke from a stand up comedian, don’t know the guys name tho so I can’t give credit.
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    • Taxes would be okay if the government wasn't corrupted to the core and actually used it for good purposes other than lining there pockets or ensuring there party wins the next vote. Scum I will see you in the next life and I will have no mercy
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    • LOL just claim zero on your taxes retard I've never owed and I've always got 5 grand back
      Genji007 17 apr
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    • Taxation is theft!
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