Government: You need to be 21 to drink
Military when someone is 18:
Hi kids! Do you like violence?
StarWarstheory StarWarstheory
3 aug 2020
Government: You need to be 21 to drink Military when someone is 18: Hi kids! Do you like violence?
*stimmy hits*
Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions?
ES
snailtrailz snailtrailz
16 mar
*stimmy hits* Me at PetSmart: Yall got lions? ES
fun
Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home
Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer.
com
wtffunfactsandmore wtffunfactsandmore
28 sep 2020
fun Buzz's girlfriend in the original Home Alone movie was actually the art director's son. The film director himself couldn't bear to bring in an actress to be the butt af the joke, so he the the joke, so he used a volunteer. com
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using
ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen
#HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT
NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN.
They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
there needs to be a cooking show in which tv chefs go into student flats or houses and have to cook a full 3 course meal only using ingredients and equipment they can find in the kitchen #HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO COOK ANYTHING WITH DORITOS AND INSTANT NOODLES, #THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE A SAUCEPAN. They do have a saucepan, but someone's eating cereal out of it.
Dear
"Mrs.lmTlooGood ToAnswerMyDms"
This will be the last pic I ever send your ass. It's been 6 months and still no nudes, I don't deserve it. I know you got my last pic, I put the filter on it perfect.
Dear "Mrs.lmTlooGood ToAnswerMyDms" This will be the last pic I ever send your ass. It's been 6 months and still no nudes, I don't deserve it. I know you got my last pic, I put the filter on it perfect.
me looking at myself in the little zoom
box while someone else is talking
Pawnnoon Pawnnoon
15 mar
me looking at myself in the little zoom box while someone else is talking
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite
How is that 'possible
Anakin Anakin
27 sep 2020
When you turn around for one second and your dog took your slice of pizza and ate it in one bite How is that 'possible
"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
Trail_Blazer_ Trail_Blazer_
28 jan 2021
"female character cuts her own hair ina dirty mirror with a hunting knife* her hair the next scene:
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
LisaHarris LisaHarris
9 feb
i keep saying "it is what it is" but like what is it
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
JoSjoca JoSjoca
10 apr
lightbulb: *invented in 1879* people having ideas in 1878:
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!!
WY \
cringyDanksnickers cringyDanksnickers
14 apr
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!! WY \
Brain: Do it
Me: Why
Brain: You gotta
Forte
Room
barko_the_grea barko_the_grea
25 sep 2020
Brain: Do it Me: Why Brain: You gotta Forte Room
Draco Malfoy before Saying
=the in potter
S212121S S212121S
13 may
Draco Malfoy before Saying =the in potter
Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go?
Me:
WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
NaheemGaming NaheemGaming
2 jun
Friend: How did your first camping trip as a family go? Me: WIFE STABS HUSBAND WITH SQUIRREL
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU
if you see the cat, you are caring.
if you see the musician, you are artistic.
if you see the bread, you are hungry.
if you see all three at once,
you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
CalmPanic CalmPanic
21 sep 2020
THE IMAGE YOU SEE FIRST SAYS LOT ABOUT YOU if you see the cat, you are caring. if you see the musician, you are artistic. if you see the bread, you are hungry. if you see all three at once, you have excellent purr-riff-a roll vision
ANIMALS
Kids Leave Puppy To Die After
Covering It With Industrial Glue,
However It Refuses To Give Up
*Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
Camarath Camarath
26 sep 2020
ANIMALS Kids Leave Puppy To Die After Covering It With Industrial Glue, However It Refuses To Give Up *Ignites lightsaber with malicious intent*
she looks 22
Minutes away from dying
UnitedStatesCIA UnitedStatesCIA
14 dec 2020
she looks 22 Minutes away from dying
Hey hey
What are you doing ?
just shaved my bird
Do you mean beard ?
USNInfinite USNInfinite
24 sep 2020
Hey hey What are you doing ? just shaved my bird Do you mean beard ?
[PEANUTS GROWLING]
ShotgunMipha ShotgunMipha
9 aug 2020
[PEANUTS GROWLING]