Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely.
Me 2 days later:
ChUcky16 ChUcky16
17 mar
Government: here's your stimulus. Use it wisely. Me 2 days later:
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat
Cat: Doesn't want it
Me: Shakes bowl
Cat:
You
Me: Gets bowl of food for cat Cat: Doesn't want it Me: Shakes bowl Cat: You
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
magyaroxcy magyaroxcy
24 feb
According to Rugrats canon these two run down human beings were only 33 years old @DEATHBYDIAPERS
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the
door.
RamiroGarcia0 RamiroGarcia0
24 sep 2020
When yo you meat in and the middle someone of beating yo meat and someone opens the door.
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit
imagine your card declines at the eye doctor and they grab this shit
I don't think this is the right "Toy Story" but there will definitely be "Woody" in it.
crude_audi_city_boi crude_audi_city_boi
4 nov 2020
I don't think this is the right "Toy Story" but there will definitely be "Woody" in it.
When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it's still cold in the middle
back in
AnHonestDick AnHonestDick
10 sep 2020
When you take your hot pocket out of the microwave but it's still cold in the middle back in
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store
My dogs:
in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Samspade666 Samspade666
22 sep 2020
Me: Leaves the house for 10 minutes to go to the store My dogs: in terms of. parents. we have-no parents
Tweet
Buck
@a_nogr
Olive Garden gave me a spoon for
my spaghetti
PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
KentuckyFriedColonel KentuckyFriedColonel
26 sep 2020
Tweet Buck @a_nogr Olive Garden gave me a spoon for my spaghetti PM - 26 Sep 20 Twitter for Android
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally
punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
RoninGamer RoninGamer
8 may
Ryan Gosling after getting accidentally punched by Harrison Ford in Blade Runner 2049
The rulers of the Internet...
pure_universalBluch pure_universalBluch
23 oct 2020
The rulers of the Internet...
YOU MAY THINK THESE
us
MARVEL COUPLES ARE EREAT
Al
BUT THIS [S...
Starr7 Starr7
25 sep 2020
YOU MAY THINK THESE us MARVEL COUPLES ARE EREAT Al BUT THIS [S...
When the song starts with woman moaning
NO
No, Rob Zombie, id an Instrument
SlanderAndCalumny SlanderAndCalumny
8 jan 2021
When the song starts with woman moaning NO No, Rob Zombie, id an Instrument
I'm trying something new...what do you guys think?? - I’m trying something new...what do you guys think??
AnnieDoodly AnnieDoodly
24 sep 2020
I'm trying something new...what do you guys think?? - I’m trying something new...what do you guys think??
Punish the deed and not the breed
Yo*:
Miy
The ONN thing "thing Lve
EVER "act
Was CANCER, and
WON!
SnowflakeTheArcticFox SnowflakeTheArcticFox
26 sep 2020
Punish the deed and not the breed Yo*: Miy The ONN thing "thing Lve EVER "act Was CANCER, and WON!
- Everyone was as armed during the making ing ofthis video
- Everyone was as armed during the making ing ofthis video
When people driving brand new cars wanna road rage
ME: This is an $800 car...
I'll kill us both
mrtide
11 may
When people driving brand new cars wanna road rage ME: This is an $800 car... I'll kill us both
When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.
izzy220 izzy220
10 jun
When you date him because of his humor and now He is roasting you.
What keeps me awake at night:
Knowing it's been 20 years and
Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out
god_of_fastfood god_of_fastfood
23 sep 2020
What keeps me awake at night: Knowing it's been 20 years and Caffeine we still don't know who let the dogs out