• Government: ASKS me to stay inside
Me: aight
Government: TELLS me to stay inside
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    • Florida guy here, there not putting us back on lock down
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    • My whole family got COVID testing and I’m the only one who’s negative. Needless to say I’m now distancing myself from all of them. Kinda scary ngl, ik COVID is not very fatal but it’s still a scary thought
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    • When your Governor puts positive testing people into nursing homes with the most vulnerable members of society, you kind of lose faith in their ability to lead.
      pellm 14 jul
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    • Just wear a mask so that we arent forced to, simple enough
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    • Shit like this is why America is breaking corona records everyday
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    • I hate this country at the moment. People act like having to wear a mask is an attack on their freedom
      KidKarez 14 jul
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    • Fuck California. They finally “let us” go back to normal and then all these dumbass protests happened and the cases spiked and now they’re fucking shutting us back down.
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    • They asked and yalls bitchasses didnt listen. That's why theres mandates now
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    • Why are we at all worried about this anymore? Cdc says the death rate is between 0.23-0.65% that's hella low.
      RapGhost 14 jul
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    • 80% of COVID deaths are people 65+. Elderly people are more likely to die from any ailment because their bodies aren’t as strong. They’re also more likely to die from falling down the stairs but the government isn’t forcing everyone to wear life alert bracelets are they?
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    • Apathetic my guy, you got featured. My condolences to your notes
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    • I’m an American. I was born to ignore authority
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    • Say whatever you want about how “stupid” Americans are, but at least we have individuality, think for ourselves and dont bow down to tyranny
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    • Every sheep in this comment section can go fuck themselves.
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    • Mamimi 15 jul
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    • There was a study that said Covid deaths are nothing more than flu deaths, the numbers are inflated, deaths and cases alike to scare us. Still tho, stay the hell inside so we can get rid of this shit and remove it from news headlines
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    • Immediately after they try telling me(again)
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    • Screw this covid bs. If I catch it I catch it. I'll probably survive and build antibodies. So next time it appears I wont have to live in terror because that's how we work as a human race. A piece of clothe doesnt trump thousands upon thousands of years of evolution
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    • Fr tho government overreach always begins in times of crisis
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    • Imagine doing what the government says. Gross.
      drolelfir 14 jul
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    • Exactly. Also, the more smug mask-shaming memes I see, the less compelled I feel to wear one. You're misguided sanctimony is counterproductive. Try just shutting the fuck up and see how much more effective it is.
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    • Remember that it’s not about the death rate but the affects it has on your body, the shit sucks man. My entire uncles family got it and had to stay in for a month, aunt was near death because she was refused hospitalization and my uncle himself couldn’t work for weeks trying to recover. (1/2)
      uulrikk 14 jul
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    • It's not quarantine if the person staying home isn't sick
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    • Levi_USMC 14 jul
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    • If it’s serious enough that you have to be told, you ought to fucking listen. People are dying left right and center. This isn’t about you not liking being told what to do, this is life and death. Man the fuck up, accept some fucking responsibility for once, and deal with it like the rest of us.
      Camui 14 jul
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    • Everyone for mandatory lockdowns are the same people George Washington would kiII
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    • If you want things to go back to normal you HAVE to wear some form of mask, either a surgical mask to protect others or a n95 mask to protect you. The whole point is to effectively stop the spread. This absolutely works proven by medical professionals and scientists and real world examples
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    • The government when I tell them to suck my dick and I start to walk outside
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    • Riots made this second wave way worse.
      bill1212 16 jul
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    • You didn’t listen to the first one so you GET the second one. You only have your own dumbass self to blame.
      mShenko 14 jul
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    • I have a theory that if the government just suggested we stay home and quarantines maybe close schools but leave everything else alone then i think people would be quarantining a lot more
      cdsxbox 14 jul
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    • JoJo 2020
      stateboi 14 jul
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    • Ikr I used to always wear a mask in stores when it was suggested, but now that it’s mandatory I don’t want to (even though I still do wear them because it’s their right to have rules like that, even if I disagree with them)
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    • My fucking governor has now made it required to wear a mask outside. The fuck you gonna do? Arrest me? Call me whatever, I could honestly give less of a shit
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    • Fuck the two party system and their over reaching pandemic fOuR dEe ChEsS! DOWN WITH THE GOVERNMENT!
      tas72 14 jul
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    • It's all fun and games untill the government ACTUALLY quarantines your dick.
      drakeo7 14 jul
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    • Florida resident here, they put us on lockdown we’re gonna start raiding the national guard bases and make The French rev a joke
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    • I truly don’t care about COVID very much. I’m a big conspiracy theory guy but I mean I also look at what’s possible. But I think China made the virus and now we are using it as away for mail in voting to be passed for more voter fraud so that trump can’t win but I’m probably wrong I hope
      realcrow 14 jul
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    • Az guy here everyone is still retarded and no lockdown yet
      xxxnaruto 14 jul
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    • Glad we can dislike features
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    • Foundry 14 jul
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    • Please stay home when u can, and when u cant, wear a mask
      HellGirl 15 jul
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    • China lives in censorship, USA lives in media lies. Mirror mirror what’s the difference?
      Z8GG 14 jul
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    • That is the definition of the difference between a free society and an unfree one.
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    • Loving the contempt of the government here in chat boys
      noahof 14 jul
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    • Guys please wear a mask I just wanna go back to school and see my friends
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    • How do you make those memes where can I find the template for the beach thing
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    • My entire house got COVID before quarantine, and holy fuck it felt like someone was putting a pin through my ear drums
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    • Someone in my family got it and my grandma’s best friend died this is not funny anymore.
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    • Wow what badasses
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    • Yeah we get it, you're an angsty teen who doesn't want people to tell you what to do, and would rather act selfishly and irresponsibly.
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    • People just love to hate government for no reason
      boiiiiiig 14 jul
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    • In between this and "America best at everything" mentality I'm surprised everyone isnt dead from it by now.
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    • AND THAT is why corona is still around
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    • This childlike idea of freedom without responsibility is fucking America so hard right now. Loads of people going "I don't wanna and you can't make me!" like it's a hill worth dying on
      Faulk 14 jul
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    • I know this is a joke but if y’all would kindly stay the fuck home, I’d really like to be able to get off base and go see my family again but because y’all wanna play around I haven’t actually gotten to see my family since December.
      Halt1030 14 jul
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    • Xeshi 14 jul
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    • If you don't wear a mask I just assume you're either a Republican party cuck or a superficial coward.
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    • Can anyone tell me why they don't want to wear a mask when the government tells us too? Cause as far as I know it doesn't infringe on any of our rights and only helps us
      Ightbruv 14 jul
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    • Keep in mind while Covid won’t kiII most of us, it still has and will kiII more. So please don’t be responsible for someone’s death because you were too selfish to wear a mask
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    • Unpopular opinion: if you won’t do something just because the government told you then you’re a sheep
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    • Ok but what got me was the fact that like maybe day 2 of quarantine i was seeing almost every big company with commercials and ads about staying inside and the whole were in this together thing. Just seemed a little scripted for it to happen so damn fast
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    • DwayneBaker yupppp sounds right
      kalexis97 14 jul
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    • Yeah MI is now forcing buissnesses to deny service if you dont wear a mask, I was fine with masks before but I feel like this is a bit much
      Thehatman 14 jul
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    • I literally have taken no precautions to prevent myself from getting it, and I've been fine this whole time. I have family members that have stayed inside or stayed away from people. And they got it.
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    • colemo5 14 jul
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    • This is for all you retards who like to tout about the 1% fatality rate
      FBIKronk 14 jul
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    • That's basically it.
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    • Shall not be infringed fed boy
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    • Ok but they won’t do anything to you if you go out
      lwpack 14 jul
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    • staying inside will only prolong the covid pandemic. the whole reason it began was to keep hospitals from being over run, and now all we are doing is keeping it around for longer
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    • When you ask me to: sure when you FORCE me to: hahahahahahaha no
      DJCwittz 14 jul
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    • PorkSword 14 jul
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    • And that’s pretty much how I work
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    • Quality top kek
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    • People love having their rights trampled on for something that is less deadlier than the flu, pathetic.
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    • Quarantine is for sick people, not healthy people
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    • Wear a mask and stay inside as much as you can you fucking trogs.
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    • That’s a lovely thought but look at all the places in the US that recommended social distancing and wearing masks. Too many people couldn’t be bothered. So we have to force it
      Alibabba 14 jul
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    • Shocking that people in here are willing to ignore everything for am excuse to do nothing
      PoIand 14 jul
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    • Most positive cases are false to make numbers higher. I've got some family members and extended family members in the medical field. They say that the hospital gets money for every test that they do
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    • Everybody is so damn afraid of getting sick, unless you have an immune disorder or are over the age of 60, fuck, you're gonna be fine...Staying inside is destroying your immune system right now
      Kraer 14 jul
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    • When the government asks me to wear one I'll do it because I'm not stupid. When the government tells me to wear one I'm still gonna do it because I'm not stupid. It's just a fucking mask why is this so hard
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    • I’m just saying shit like this is why this country spiked in cases instead of lowering and stay in this covid mess more longer because you tards can’t even wear a fucking mask. Tired of this covid shit.
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    • And this is why America is full of fucking stupid idiots who deserved to die from corona virus
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    • Some people need to work and continue their routine to survive instead of holding themselves up on other humans backs, it’s obviously an option for wealthy ppl to ‘quarantine’ but that’s bc they have the means to.
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    • Coronavirus was done on purpose. Change my mind.
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    • Asking the American public to help other people is about as impossible as...say...asking the American public to help other people...
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    • If they die they die
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    • Cassrhys
      Dude, we can wear masks. I dont know bout yall but im wearing a spiderman mask.
      Cassrhys 14 jul
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