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    • You know what else is a foot long? *grabs weenie* 4 of these
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    • why would you do that to yourself?
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    • Sacraficed himself for the sake of the meme. Mad respect.
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    • Under-sell, over-perform. Telling them you got a big ol donger then whip out an average size seprm worm is just going to disappoint her.
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    • Be sacrificed himself for the sake of comedic value... An honorary sacrifice.
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    • Why does she want a dude with a large eggplant? Just go buy one lol, they aren’t that expensive
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    • Admitting you have a small dick is a big dick move
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    • Women-“I want at least a seven inch dick” Also women-* have no tits and wear 40 layers of make-up
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    • I'm looking to trap a rich woman into marriage as long as shes shorter than 5.4, has double d tits, big ass and works as a supermodel (that's what these bitches sound like stfu)
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    • Honestly that's some big dick energy
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    • I thought she was looking for an egg plant
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    • Has anyone else thought about how selfconscious dudes are about their dick size? Like someone could have a 5, 6, 7 inch dick and they still think they're small. Self confidence is way down in most dudes where I barely see em being honest about that shit anymore
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    • this is painfully unfunny
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    • My penis is barely over 6 inches and yet three different girls have told me that it’s “huge.” Is this just something girls say to be nice?
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    • Thats like men looking for some hot ass bitch when on the inside shes like an empty hotpocket. Zero sustinace zero anything...
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    • Yes ma’am I have an eggplant out growing in my garden. Oh no don’t pick it it’s not ripe yet. Probably another 3-4 weeks
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    • Honest man! Doesn't need a thot! It's not the size that counts, it's hoe you use it!!
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    • Plot Twist: he has a magnum dong
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    • He sunk the ship to kill the captain
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    • Hey I'm a grow er not a show er
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    • Actually she wanted a big eggplant
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    • Voltorb used self destruct
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    • Just because it's not big doesn't mean it's small. It's kinda weird how we do that. You're dick is either really big, or it's a micropenis. There's no in between.
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    • There's only so many people with big dick energy sometimes you gotta stop being picky and maybe fuck average dick energy or slightly bigger than average dick energy
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    • Man down man down
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    • Like if you have a micro penis
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    • Looking for a woman with an extra deep vag
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    • That type of humor is real big dick energy 😂
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    • Acting like you’ve got a shrimpy radiates magnum cock energy
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    • Damn.
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    • If a woman ever tries to shame you just remember, yours will be longer then hers ever will be
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    • "ain't about how big the car is, it's how fast that sumbitch'll go" -dale Earnhardt
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    • This man gave himself for the meme. I respect this lad.
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    • Honesty is the best policy
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    • Are you okay man?
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    • Go buy an eggplant at the store then
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    • It not much but it's honest work
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    • If a women cares about the size of a mans dick that much she’s a hoe and never talk to her
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    • Seriously? On Instagram?...
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    • Well we know shes not from Georgia
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    • What is even considered "big" anymore
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    • Anyone else got a dick so small when it gets erect it looks smaller
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    • Lemme run to the store I’ll grab the biggest eggplant they got
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    • Boy being honest
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    • Loo least he isn't kidding himself
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    • I’m a grower not a shower does it count as small dick or big dick
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    • Guys who don’t embrace the small dicks they have are betas.
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    • A guy with a big eggplant...?
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    • Lmao why
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    • Would have been better if he sent her a picture of a huge egg plant.
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    • She asked for 12 inches really rough so I fucked her 4 times and then punched her in the face
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    • Respect!
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    • At least he was honest😐
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    • Suicide by words
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    • If any females want an average to small dick.. I'm your guy
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    • What we lack in penis size we make up for in finger technique.
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    • "Hurry everyone, let's comment about having small dicks!!" - iFunny comments
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    • So I just want to tell this story to give hope to dudes out there who are self conscious I played football in highschool and had a buddy of mine who we called horse cock. Literally had a 10 in dick. He breaks up with his girl and I start fucking her a week later she tells me that I fuck better
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    • What’s up baby 😉 I have an uncle named Richard. He’s like 6’5”, 250 lbs.
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