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    • Eh it’s ok
      Dollaruz 10 sep
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    • It’s good but I’ve heard better
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    • Ok my favorite joke, stupid but it always gets me: A buss full of ugly people are driving through the snowy mountains. It crashes off a cliff and everyone dies. When they get to heaven, god feels bad and decides to grant them each one wish. They line up and god says "my child, (1/?)
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    • Sure yea but why they sleeping in the same tent tho.....isn’t that kinda.....?
      BombBird 11 sep
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    • A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed a man opposite her was smiling at her. She immediately moved to another seat. This time the man’s smile turned into a grin, so she move again. The man seemed more amused. When she moved for the fourth time, the man burst out laughing 1/?
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    • a skeleton walks into a bar & tells the bartender, i’ll have a beer.. & a mop
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    • The man show already told the funniest joke: a penguin driving in his penguin car has a breakdown so he takes it to a walrus mechanic who tells him to come back in 30 mins, so he goes out and eats an ice cream cone and when he comes back to the mechanic he tells him "it looks like you blew a seal1/2
      SlipStool 11 sep
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    • The worlds funniest joke was actually written and weaponized to noon germans in world war 2
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    • My favorite is as follows: There was once a young boy named Tim from Slovenia in 1952. He always dreamed of being a train conductor. He would play with toy trains all the time as a kid. Though, whenever he would, he’d go too fast around the corners and his trains would fall off the tracks. (1/?)
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    • My personal favorite: How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, because they can’t change anything
      Yalloyin 11 sep
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    • One of my favorites: An Irish man walks past a bar
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    • Ifunny is the best joke
      medori 11 sep
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    • Here’s mine: A mother pregnant with triplets goes into a bank just as its being held up. She gets shot three times in the stomach, when the guy is arrested she is sent to the hospital. The doctor says the babies will be fine and they will pass the bullets through with time.
      Phoenix59 11 sep
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    • 3 men are on a boat in the middle of the ocean. Each of them have a cigarette but none of them have a way to light them. After some thinking on how to light their cigarettes one of the men throws their cigarette off the boat. The other men exclaimed "You moron! Now you don't have a cigarette!". 1/2
      Rural 11 sep
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    • It’s my birthday fuck top comment I want second top comment
      Player_AR 11 sep
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    • Always looking for some deep meaning into things and missing what's in front you. The point. Sound familiar?
      ISayYeah 11 sep
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    • Woah that was mad funny yo I'm laughing so hard rn 😐
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    • One that I heard during a destiny raid: a man wakes up on his farm and goes outside and finds his prized dairy cow dead, with a poor season the year before he no money going into winter and will surely starve, a leprechaun pops in (this joke was supremely better with the accent) and says 1/?
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    • Not the funniest but not bad either
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    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. (1/2)
      Dj_Pawblo 11 sep
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    • Go check out thelongestjokeintheworld.com. it's worth it
      Caeolin 11 sep
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    • Here’s my favorite: A Soviet judge walks out of a courtroom laughing hysterically. His friend says “What’re you laughing so hard for?” The Soviet replies “I just heard the funniest joke in my life!” His friend goes “Well, let me hear it!” 1/2
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    • This probably the funniest joke by tumblr standards but not IFunny standards
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    • A American businessman has to go to Japan for big meetings. Luckily the meeting is going to be in English, because he doesn't know any Japanese. The meeting goes great and the CEO invites him to go golfing the next day with the rest of the board of directors. He's feeling great he goes back to (1/ )
      FunRunner 11 sep
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    • What's brown and sticky? 1/2
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    • That was pretty funny
      Yalloyin 11 sep
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    • Here is a better joke. The presidents of three countries gather on the top of a tower to throw something that their country has too much of off. The Mexican president throws away a taco because they have too much of that. The president of China throws away a box of ramen noodles because they1/2
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    • meh
      _Sprite 11 sep
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    • I smiled, that’s about it.
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    • Wasnt the worlds funniest joke determined to be that one where somebody gets attacked by wildlife and his friend shoots him
      VspTylore 11 sep
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    • I started a band called the 999 Megabytes, but we still haven't gotten a gig
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    • Do you like fishsticks?
      strike496 11 sep
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    • What about that one thats like "what do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? Nothing, you already told her twice"
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    • Wenn ist das nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? N.a.! Beiherhun das Oder die Flipperwaldt gesput!
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    • Funny but it’s no Zoomers sucking each other off while complaining that it’s everyone else’s fault
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    • It's decent but comedy is subjective
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    • When you quantify humor as an actual value sure I suppose but humor is so subjective it varies wildly from person to person so it would be like trying to measure pain
      sloth4726 11 sep
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    • That wasn’t funny, I mean it was, but I was looking for the better punchline which meant I didn’t even get a mental reaction to it before all comedic value had gone
      Flubnub3 11 sep
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    • You got the whole campsite laughin
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    • My friends help me rid ifunny of all softcore accounts join the Ifunny Thot Patrol (dm for details)
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    • I’ve heard that joke too many times already. The funniest joke should never spoil.
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    • I’ve seen funnier features on this app
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    • The worlds funniest joke was the one about making sure the guy is dead and then you hear a gun shot. I’m too lazy to type out the whole thing
      Bogfoor 13 sep
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    • English teacher assigned us to write a book report on a book of our choice, so I asked if I could choose the dictionary. My teacher tells me “ how are you going to make a book report about a dictionary?” I tell her “ can I make a list of the worlds I find most interesting?” (1/2)
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    • This joke was in the back of my high school science textbook
      Joy_Wells 12 sep
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    • Watson asks what kind of age group Sherlock is interested in so he can set him up, Sherlock replies, “Well, it’s elementary my dear Watson”.
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    • Lady walking to work passes a pet store w a parrot swinging on a perch in a cage outside,as she passes the parrott says to her "hey you" so she stops and he says you sure are ugly,she gets mad but goes to work to forget it,on her way home that evening the same parrott is there and she walks a little
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    • I guess its funny but the characters don't make sense and its eh
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    • What's the difference between a dirty bus station, and a lobster with breast implants? Ones a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
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    • I googled the worlds funniest joke and it said: Men
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    • A man walks into the Bronx and screeches the n word
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    • Watson: what are u talking about? I can still see u pitching ur tent.
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    • Heres mine. What’s the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Santa stops after 3 hoes!
      Turkey 11 sep
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    • A blind man walked into a bar, and a chair, and a table.
      Slyr 11 sep
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    • Not the funniest one, but this one joke came to mind. Three guy get stranded on a desert island. After wandering around a while, they're found by some tribesmen. The natives take them back to their hut. The chief tells them, "Go out into the jungle and collect 10 pieces of fruit."
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    • I thought the worlds funniest joke was: Two men are hunting and one collapses on the ground and isnt breathing and the other guy calls 911. He is panicking and tells the operator "help me I think my buddy is dead!" And the operator responds "calm down sir we're here to help, (1/2)
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    • The creator of the umbrella: Furnice Umbrella, was lonely when he invented it, and so it was made to protect one person from the rain. One cold and rainy day he was walking on the street enjoying a nice stroll using of what is his greatest invention, thinking and thinking (1/?)
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    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls 911. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" (Part 1 of 2)
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    • a black family, hispanic family, and white family all shared an apartment complex. one day, someone bombed it. which family survived? the white family because the parents were at work and the kids were at school
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    • I love how everyone is sharing their favorite jokes, it’s pretty cool ngl
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    • "my girlfriend told me I'm terrible in bed. I told her it's unfair to judge in under a minute"
      Vimmier 11 sep
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    • I prefer dark humor. Why were the employees at the twin towers upset when their pizzas arrived. They ordered two pepperonis but all they got were plains
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    • I thought pitch a tent was gonna be a dick joke
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    • Here’s a better one: so a zoo keeper notices three boys trying to feed something to a lion. He asks the first boy what he’s doing, and says “I feeding peanuts to the lion.” He then asks the second boy, who says, “ I’m feeding peanuts to the lion.” He then asks the third boy, who says,”Hi, I’m peanut
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    • watson:Oh god sherlock that girl looks like she could be in middle school S.H: elementary my dear boy
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    • I busted a mirror and got 7 years bad luck. But my lawyer thinks he can get me 5
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    • Two gay guys are walk past a morgue. One of them turns to the other and says "wanna stop in for a cold one?"
      Septamous 11 sep
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    • A horse walks into a bar, the barman says "why the long face?" The horse says "my alcoholism is ruining my marriage."
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    • It's funny but I feel like Dr. Watson would be the one to point out the tent and Sherlock would go off about planets and alien life
      The_Truth 11 sep
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    • The reason it’s considered the funniest joke is because it’s understood by the widest variety of people from around the world. It’s less “the funniest” and more “the most universally funny.”
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    • u gotta imagine RDJ and Jude Law doing this scene, then it becomes funny
      epi2 11 sep
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    • I’ve seen it before but it’s still a pretty good joke
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    • Didn't even crack a smirk
      Adunc 11 sep
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    • Didn't fart
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    • :|
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    • I heard this joke with the Lone Ranger and Tonto
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    • Nah it’s this: What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn’t matter what you call him, he ain’t coming!
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    • Unless the tent is in there pants
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    • The best joke isn't necessarily the funniest, it's the one the most people will understand and chuckle at, because humor is subjective to every person. For example, all guys like dick and fart jokes, but only unfunny women don't like them.
      FBIKronk 11 sep
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    • What's funny is subjective so there can be no such thing as a world's funniest joke
      J1N1 11 sep
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    • How long does it take a black woman to take a shit?...... 9 months
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    • The best joke is that iFunny doesn’t post funny content anymore
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    • My favorite joke: Male and Female equality
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    • What's sad about a bus full of black people going over a cliff? There was a little white girl on the bus too.
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    • What’s the difference between feminists and cancer? Nothing
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    • Me: not phased but can appreciate the humor. Google:
      Shave_Me 11 sep
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    • You humans are quite funny. A bit lacking in the originality department though.
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    • sorry man but I don't speak 9/11
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    • Reverse Watson would be the one with common sense
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    • Haha I'm dead 😐
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    • My last task of 6th grade (elementary school) was to finish a reading assignment of Sherlock Holmes. The last words were: Elementary my Dear Watson, Elementary." and I drew a connection then that I have never talked about until now. And I'm ok with that. Because that moment is mine. And now, yours.
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    • Gonna come back to read comment jokes until ive read almost all of them. There's a lot of good ones
      Naruxma 14 sep
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    • I have a joke.... my life
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    • Not really a joke, more of a pickup line.
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