Googled cool gaming mouse and I found this
Death2AllFurries Death2AllFurries
8 aug 2020
Googled cool gaming mouse and I found this
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?!
wife:
AlisVolatPropriis AlisVolatPropriis
6 oct 2020
Husband: why is there 100 dollars missing from my account?! wife:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night
The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
Tail Lights: Are red because red is a low frequency light that won't mess up your eyes after they've adjusted to the dark when driving at night The car in the opposite lane with LED headlights:
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY
sLT4cHiNeEz sLT4cHiNeEz
15 oct 2020
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy.
If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you
give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for."
- Bob Marley
LaDyEnIgMa69
24 sep 2020
"If she's amazing, she won't be easy. If she's easy, she won't be amazing. If she's worth it, you won't give up. If you give up, you're not worthy... Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; You just gotta find the ones worth suffering for." - Bob Marley
When Jesus hits me with the Holy
love and forgivness:
*Incoherent sobbing*
When Jesus hits me with the Holy love and forgivness: *Incoherent sobbing*
There are two type of gamer girls. Barbarian for the win!
abstractProgram abstractProgram
6 nov 2020
There are two type of gamer girls. Barbarian for the win!
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
biscuitsandgravy biscuitsandgravy
4 dec 2020
When you smell a certain type of alcohol and it reminds you of a time you almost died
did you sleep well? me:
did you sleep well? me:
When visit someone and they mention that they have a cat
Bring her. to me
Tiara Tiara
25 sep 2020
When visit someone and they mention that they have a cat Bring her. to me
le Cunningham
today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes
"it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
Luigi_Official_ Luigi_Official_
24 sep 2020
le Cunningham today at the airport one of the drug dogs set off a false alarm and officers rushed over to find out the dog had alerted them for a piece of pizza. the handler just patted his head and goes "it's okay buddy i know pizza always confuses you" and gave him his treat anyways
me giving my Cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
me giving my Cat lasagna (he hates mondays)
When you blow out that huge booger
from your nose and now you can breathe in
(big inhale)
When you blow out that huge booger from your nose and now you can breathe in (big inhale)
only plays super
persom
Plays on whatever diiticulty hie likes
Sergeant_Carter Sergeant_Carter
24 feb
only plays super persom Plays on whatever diiticulty hie likes
Hey hey
What are you doing ?
just shaved my bird
Do you mean beard ?
USNInfinite USNInfinite
24 sep 2020
Hey hey What are you doing ? just shaved my bird Do you mean beard ?
Lenny: There's talk of hanging
Micah
Arthur:
Lenny: There's talk of hanging Micah Arthur:
Tomiii 11, the kid with brain cancer that had his dream to become a YouTuber made true and breaks YouTube records. (5 million subscribers in 2 days)
Assume Assume
9 apr
Tomiii 11, the kid with brain cancer that had his dream to become a YouTuber made true and breaks YouTube records. (5 million subscribers in 2 days)
Tne entire screentime or Marvel
Cinematic Universe is 3000 minutes.
I love you, 3000.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
16 oct 2020
Tne entire screentime or Marvel Cinematic Universe is 3000 minutes. I love you, 3000.