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Lobsters pee out of their
faces.
They have urine-release
nozzles right under their eyes.
They urinate in each other's
faces as a way of communicating, either
when fighting or mating. Jun 15, 2015
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    • Gonna cry? Piss your eyes maybe? Maybe fight, and mate?
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    • So they’re angry because they’re always pissed off
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    • Pee is stored under the eyes
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    • "You wanna go bro?" *pisses on your face*
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    • Did someone say piss?
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    • R Kelly was just saying hello
      Nosyt 21 jun
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    • ... lobster fisherman here, i didn't know it was urine... we "sh00t" each other with that all the time, sometimes they do that when we're banding them... fuck
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    • Other fish when they see lobsters pissing out of their mouths
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    • Why did they picture a cooked lobster..?
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    • I do the same thing.
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    • Nabbit 21 jun
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    • And they get boiled alive so they probably pee in the water their boiled in
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    • Instead of talking shot they’re talking piss to each other
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    • I’m finna start LIVIN LIKE LARRY
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    • “Either when mating or fighting” that moment when another lobster start pissing on your face and you don’t know if they want to fight or fuck
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    • Did somebody say piss?
      MrPiss 21 jun
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    • Kinky
      ISuckToes 21 jun
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    • better to be pissed off than pissed on
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    • Living like Larry
      iBORAT 21 jun
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    • “Ay, Jerry! C’mere, I gotta tell ya something” *unzips pants*
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    • Hey guys I found something I have in common with lobsters
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    • New watersports term: Lobster Chatting
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    • BUT SHIT IT WAS 99 CENTS
      Radtastyk 21 jun
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    • *Pees on face* you wanna go to the next burger joint?
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    • Huh i guess I've been speaking lobster for years.
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    • While mating?! Sounds like a whole new meaning to pee fetishes, “talk pissy to me”😂😂
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    • "I'm gonna piss on you until you fuck me and have kids"
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    • Man was either fast or was already typing it and his dad was behind him watching him
      Kwillzz 22 jun
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    • In life its either unhh piss on me or did you just fucking piss on me bro? Come here
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    • Does that mean mirelurk queens are just pissing on us?
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    • Pff I've been pissing on people for years, this is old news
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    • *peeing* You wanna catch these claws?
      connaho 21 jun
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    • Now we need to kink shame lobsters?
      pi12321 21 jun
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    • Piss fetish niggas
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    • When you want to communicate with your friend but you’re living like Larry
      MLGtbone 21 jun
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    • That means a lobster peed on me at work the other day.
      Susurrus 21 jun
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    • Piss tears piss tears
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    • And that is how i met your mother
      tothepark 21 jun
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    • Oh god, so Mr. Pinchy was peeing on Homer.
      Seiba 21 jun
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    • Lobster golden shower lobster golden shower
      Majestic 21 jun
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    • Do they feel pain though?
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    • Hey! We do that too!
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    • Kinky
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    • Lobsters pee out their faces
      chelsea_ 22 jun
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    • So I found out that rick and morty originates from a short the creator made about back to the future where Marty licks Doc's balls and jerks him off and yes it shows Rick's dick and balls...no I'm not joking look up "the real animated adventures of doc and mharti" on vimeo for the uncensored
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    • Wish someone would communicate with me
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    • content not available more
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    • The opposite of talking sh*t?
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    • Finally a relatable meme
      90s_Kid 21 jun
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    • So we're not so different after all
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    • Imagine fighting a mf and he starts crying and smelling like piss.
      wolfen55 21 jun
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    • Damn, guess I'm a lobster
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    • Hrrngh hellow female lobster would you mind pissing on my face please
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    • Thank God, now I can finally communicate with lobsters
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    • That's dad's way of asking you to pee on him
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    • Sounds like who ever has an opposing political view to me
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    • Time for some Mary Jane piss in your face fun time
      ZEROHOOD 22 jun
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    • Hot
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    • So if tuna is the chicken of the sea, that this makes lobsters the Rkelly of the sea.
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    • Honestly, I think I’m a lobster.
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    • Me too bitch, you ain't special.
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    • I learned something fun today
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    • Did someone ask how bees communicate?
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    • So when you suck the heads its piss you're drinking
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    • Piss on ya lobster, nigga behobster
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    • Thanks dad
      ak852 21 jun
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    • Just me and the boys talking
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    • That's hot
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    • Yea they're bottom feeding trash creatures they used to feed them to prisoners because they were considered disgusting and people pay big money for literal shit filters
      THUNT 21 jun
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    • Livin like Larry
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    • Even better
      Honk_Honk 21 jun
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    • No wonder 2020 is pissing on us we just don’t know what it’s saying
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    • Hey you there come here, I like you now I will piss in your face.
      kc101 21 jun
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    • I thought everybody communicated like that
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    • He was already googling it before he got the message to google it
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    • Piss on me
      CeatonC20 21 jun
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    • They deserve to be eaten
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    • "Piss off mate"
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    • Wtf
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    • Hey wanna fight? *Pees at your face*
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    • dont piss kink shame them
      MLXVI 21 jun
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    • So when lobsters do it they're communicating, but when I do it I'm a sex offender and not allowed within 500 feet of the preschool
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    • I tried to explain this to my last girlfriend but she still broke up with me
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    • Why
      4mr2kush0 21 jun
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    • Can you imagine...
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    • I’ll be handing out these out for free now.
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    • Just like people
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    • I never believe these fake ass text memes, but I live in Maine and very well could be true
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    • Lobsters are freaky and freaky
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    • Man, “He’s her lobster” kind of has new meaning.
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    • Mmmmmm golden shower 😩😩
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