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Weirdo little kids are my favorite
kinds of people
She should lie face down on a skateboard
and slide at people
Imagine you're an adult sitting at your front
door handing out treats to the usual little
vampires and witches and trademarked
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    • These things freak me out. Their blood is pretty cool tho
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    • Honestly if you didn’t know it was a little girl that would be terrifying if it was rolling towards you
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    • The level of detail is amazing
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    • Imagine seeing this and youre high as fuck
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    • Whoever made the costume did a great job
      dunlupe 24 jul
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    • She’s loving her costume.
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    • Psst....hey kid, can I have your blood to run some endotoxin tests?
      GraceDNA 24 jul
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    • Yeah that’s cool but you know what’s cooler? Vitamin Water, not that nasty ass GatoradeOfficial
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    • If a child does this at my door I'm opening up the secret snack drawer and giving them a full sized candy bar
      Dogtism 26 jul
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    • If i dressed up as this and propelled myself on a skateboard they would see me rolling toward them then stop and here a boy say ow fuck my fingers
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    • Coming to think of it, I’m certain I ran over a fairly big horse shoe crab last Halloween...
      BlameGame 24 jul
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    • Srry kid but I need keratin
      OGdankMAN 25 jul
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    • Horseshoe crabs are my favorite animal. I love them so much
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    • All the candy for the child
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    • This one for Steve 🤜🏻👧🏼
      SRY4FLEXN 23 jul
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    • Do you ever think going as Gary’s mod missing textures for Halloween
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    • If that was in my drive way it would get ran over
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    • Honey get the shotgun
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    • The man dressed as captain ahab from moby dick slowly raising his harpoon
      dj_d_rec 24 jul
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    • I’m pretty sure those bad boys are used to make vaccines so pretty cool
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    • Steven
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    • Fun fact She’s actually being eaten by a real giant horse shoe crab in the second picture it saw her as a potential mate but you see how that went
      Potaato 27 jul
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    • snailbyyyy crabbb
      alexmig 24 jul
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    • DwayneBaker good idea for our daughter
      kalexis97 24 jul
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    • The front walk
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    • I like this
      KingAlex 23 jul
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    • It looks like the thing are her when she’s lying down and it’s pretty funny
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    • That's fucking adorable
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    • If I saw that thing in the street, I would hit it with that “so no head”
      rsass 23 jul
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    • Take its blood
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    • When did Halloween go from let’s scare demons away to let’s make them horny
      BLU3Boi 26 jul
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    • fucking hate weird little kids. always feels like theyre trying really hard
      The_Gaper 25 jul
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    • Feet located
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    • I like her little feet sticking out of the back
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    • I got every interest yelled or beaten out of me. Now all i got are videogames with no real talents
      SirTobi 24 jul
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    • It's Steve Irwin's worst nightmare (sorry I had to)
      eeggs 23 jul
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    • Oh yeah free sex slave
      am7l33 23 jul
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    • She's going to get ran over
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    • They're called autistics and they aren't so cute when they're older as they'll probably just join the NSA
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    • Fuck it, I’ll would just give her the bowl of candy and tell the other kids, “be like her, be original, be creative”
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    • Could I legally own a pet horseshoe crab?
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    • shes got to apologize to the irwin family
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    • Might as well lick the ground
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    • I though it was made of bush's on top and was like holy shit this is amazing
      m3melord 27 jul
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    • Beast wars anyone?
      gyarwood 27 jul
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    • In Monster Hunter World you can capture all local small fauna and these guys are ones that you can find too. I have a really pretty one I've named Bartholomew :)
      Immayoshi 27 jul
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    • Here, have ALL the candy.
      sinajax 27 jul
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    • Imagine Imagining Images in 2020
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    • Looks like a speed bump. Might wanna not
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      akaGQ 27 jul
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    • I’d give her twice as much candy for being unique and adorable
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    • Horseshoe crab
      CaraFalon 27 jul
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    • The slinger ammo......HAND IT OVER
      Rightful 27 jul
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    • I WAS that weird little kid.
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    • Extra candy.
      GoatHerd 27 jul
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    • Curbstomp the shit outta it
      Yourname 27 jul
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    • i was a katydid one halloween
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    • I’d give her all of my candy not gonna lie , best costume.
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    • MAH HAWRT!
      MlemFox 27 jul
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    • Americans are so fucking gross, they will let their children roll around the streets and the floors of stores.
      Legoshi08 27 jul
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    • With the fuckin flip flops dragging behind it so it looks like it just consumed a child.
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    • She prolly woulda gotten dropped before she stood up.
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    • I thought the second picture was an actual Horseshoe Crab... AMAZING JOB ON THE SHELL!!! 😍
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    • That's a female horseshoe crab because it's pincers all the way. Boys have hooks as the end of the first pair of legs.
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    • I would give her extra candy
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    • She needs some shoes.
      Mortoli 26 jul
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    • I thought the grass behind her was part of the costume, i wish it was now.....damn still cool. Im too high right now....
      geexd125 26 jul
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    • I absolutely love horseshoe crabs
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    • I wanted to be a snail one year as a kid so my grandma made me a snail costume. Still have it too
      Giraffe96 26 jul
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    • Easy, she wins and gets the rest of my candy bowl
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    • J__Dizzle 26 jul
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    • Thats adorable
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    • She can have all the candy
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    • She just needs to tuck her feet in when she lays down.
      CJones930 26 jul
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    • The little baby legs hanging out the back are fantastic
      jesse286 26 jul
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    • When she rolling up her themesong is like "Someone about get they ass kicked"
      Vulprex 26 jul
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    • We need her blood for the vaccine
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    • So then im crossing river, right? Wearing nothing but a smile, when out comes the most dangerous of sea monsters, a mireluurrrrkk!
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    • I used to volunteer at an aquarium pretty regularly. They had a few of these, and you'd be surprised how many retarded ass moms called them "baby stingrays." That experience really opened my eyes to how truly retarded a huge portion of the population is.
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    • There's a video of me in 1st grade Halloween where the teacher recorded the boys in costume (pretty much just Vaders) and then went to the girls, and I'm just Robin in a sea of princesses, it's awesome. I'd love to see my daughter do this one day
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    • Id give that little girl all the fucking candy i had for that. That would be a sick ass costume
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    • Gets shot on site
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    • Before I even read anything I was like attach some sort of like gym scooter or something like that to it to where it’s kind of turtle like and put something protective over her face and cover the front of the mask with silicone so it slippery
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    • So quirky
      Jeff2417 26 jul
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    • Crush it like the rest
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    • “That’s a weird speed bump”
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    • I would curb stomp the fuck outta that thing if it came rolling up to me in the dark with the feet inside
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