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    • Mom said its my turn with the sperm switch
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    • first you told me you dont want kids so i got a vasectomy then you said you did want kids then i got the reversed then you said you didnt want kids so i got it reversed . Do you know the physical toll three vasectomies have on a person
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    • It actually works both ways
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    • So, if she knows ware it is, she can flip it right as your about to nut and then get pregnant so she can get child support out of you
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    • I can already hear the financial compensation commercials
      Kanz 10d
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    • What if i switch mid nut?
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    • Yeah, so this doesn't seem like a bad idea at all. Ask Chris Christie about his intentions.
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    • Can’t be my kid because the switch was offffu... dang it Karen.
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    • what exactly does a vasectomy intail. what happens when you get one?
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    • *flicks switch on and off a bunch of times out of boredom* "fuck is it on or off?"
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    • Place the switch on the prostate
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    • All great until you bump the switch mid-ride and it all lets loose
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    • Ya but then the guy w I'll have a painful experience instead of an orgasm
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    • I would rather have the vasectomy
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    • You have no idea the physical toll that 3 vasectomies have on a person!
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    • What, so we can forget to switch it off like women forget to take the pill?! Fuck that
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    • If this becomes practical it would really keep down accidental pregnancies, especially if it is able to be used for younger people.
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    • Uh tf excuse me what is that
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    • Dudes will never remember the jizz switch.
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    • yeah no
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    • Why the fuck would you bother with that?? I just have sex at night when the sperm is asleep.
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    • Ok but this may actually be a good idea
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    • Like building a dam so it will flood?
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    • I'm getting a vasectomy next month 😕
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    • Das why pp> vegana
      Dohts 11d
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    • I’m pregnant “damn I keep forgetting to turn the sperm switch off”
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    • How can you tell when it's on?
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    • No motherfucker be turning my sperm off like a fucking light switch
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    • Oh, on jah?
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    • Instead of cutting your tubes why don’t they just install a vacuum into the urethra, so that after nutting you just switch it on and then suck all the nut out of the puh
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    • Me forgetting which direction is off and which is on
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    • So like ... What exact location just asking...
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    • What happens if you turn off the switch mid nut
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    • I just flipped the switch FLIP FLIP
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    • Great. So now I gotta worry about whether or not I turned my balls off before I nut?!?
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    • Nintendo sperm switch
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    • Wanking with no cleanup
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    • "Ah shit I left the sperm switch on"
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    • Too late im already fixed
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    • This seems far more painful than a vasectomy.
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    • What if you forget which is on and off
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    • “Do you have protection?” *click* “we good girl”
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    • Imagine boning a chick and before you but you just hear the dreaded *click*
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    • Safety mode is O N
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    • Fuck yeah
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    • I think it would be more of a valve
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    • The one guy has a nerf gun connected to his nerve muscles, sperm switch fuck yeah cyborg life here we come
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    • This is why I only have sex with my homies... That way my gf doesn't get pregnant. We're saving ourselves for marriage when we're ready.
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    • Wait wouldn't this technically make you an android or a cyborg?
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    • Yeah I’ll just not cum inside a girl thank you though
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    • What if u get fat n u lose the switch
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    • Sounds like a good way to get prostate cancer
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    • Why are bitches complaining about this
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    • I'd rather not have something mechanical hooked up to my penis
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    • Has anyone heard anything new about this? I haven't seen anything for the last few years
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    • Night guys, remember to turn the sperms off
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    • Wait what
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    • The button is in the asshole
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    • That'd be useful actually
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    • No, no you cant, i hate these dumb ass articles of some retarded prototype drawing.
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    • Comment 666
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    • You'd have to think that would hurt like a son of a bitch though
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    • How to win no nut November
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    • Imagine her turning it on mid sex and hitting your ass with 18 years of child support
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    • Imagine forgetting which way was the off one
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    • Wow I committed a genocide inside my dick constantly
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    • You cant just use any scene from the office for all memes
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    • Me: so is the switch on or off right now. Doc: ........
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    • I did it.. I finally broke down and got a plasma TV.. check this out, you have a lot of people over you need more room? Bam it folds right into the wall
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    • Hang on babe lemme make sure my cum switch is off
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    • Thanks to some helter skelter inguinal hernia surgery no switch is necessary.
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    • I- what
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    • Aw fuck did I turn my dick off today I just busted babe
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    • holy fuck that’d be so sick
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    • I'd prefer a valve like from a garden hose.
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    • All this for a drop of cum
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    • Imagine beating your meat and then you cant nut and remember that you forgot to turn on your nut switch
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    • Can you even undo a vasectomy like he did
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    • I have memorized the entire dinner party fight scene and I’m very proud of that
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    • Take my money...just take it
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    • Uh no, I can guarantee that isnt happening
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    • Imagine having sex
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    • Do you know the physical toll three vasectomies have on a person!?
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    • Dont accidentally bump that switch during sex
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    • 1.Is it real? 2.Does this work? 3.(provided the first two have passed) Shutup and take my money
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    • If it's real how would it work,
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    • Do u put a magnet On the fridge to remember what position it's in
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    • That sounds... potentially dangerous
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    • Just don’t cum
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    • This is the stupidest shit ever.
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    • If you get a vasectomy you're officially a woman.
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    • Man that scene in the office actually made me a little sad :( it was rough to see a glimpse of this toxic relationship when he is supposed to be this bumbling buffoon type played for laughs!
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    • Can it be rgb? Asking for the true gamers
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    • No
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    • Imagine how many guys are gonna be forced to get this but with a switch that needs a key to turn so women can turn off your swimmers just to spite you. Aaaaand she gets the key in the divorce because any kids that come from you should be her choice since they would be half related to her kids.
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    • Always on
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    • Jesus i hate americans
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    • Why do they do this for us but not for women?
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    • Man the Nintendo Switch is different from last time
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    • Either this wont work and women are gonna end up pregnant or fertility just goes downhill after first use
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    • This been around since at least the 80s, the issue is a lot of men forgot which way was on and off.
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