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    • Claw patrol
      Lilsnek 30 mar
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    • SCP 682 has breached containment
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    • Because it’s a MONITOR (species pun) lizard. Get it?!?!?
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    • SCP 682 has beached containment.
      Georgio 1 apr
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    • The joke that this was a monitor lizard when way over everyone’s heads.
      ido1 31 mar
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    • 682: the roles are reversed
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    • SCP-682 has...successfully recontained multiple Keter class SCPs?
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    • SCP 682 has breached containment
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    • Lmao "monitored"
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    • Scp-682
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    • 682 has escaped containment
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    • Mr. Kipling joined the force
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    • If you got bit by a kimono dragon and didnt seek immediate medical attention, you would FUCKING DIE
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    • Bribes will be easy to manage too! Just have a bag of crickets on you at all times!! :D
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    • Is no one gonna say anything ab the “monitor” pun?... nope just me
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    • That's Florida. That's freaking Florida. That's the Jacksonville Armada.
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    • On some real shit if I broke into an animal place and I see a me sized lizard I'd be pretty fucking shook. I'm 6-4. that's a whole lot of fuck that
      Ghost420 31 mar
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    • But in all seriousness, imagine breaking the law and you turn around and that fucker is just charging at you full speed.
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    • I’m glad to see Mr. Kipling is making his mark
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    • “Well monitored” goddamnit
      AnthemGS 31 mar
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    • Second pun was weak
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    • Scp-682 has breached containment
      scp4999 31 mar
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    • Scp-682 out here looking T H I C C 👊😩✋
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    • Monitor lizards can still kill though haha
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    • 682? AH FUCK 682’S BREACHED AGAIN SOUND THE ALARM
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    • *Thief opens bank safe, only to find five alligators sleeping in the room.
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    • It's a hall moniter
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    • NO ONE GOT THE MONITOR JOKE AND I AM UPSET
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    • Oh shit 682 is an officer now
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    • Did nobody fucking get the 'monitored' pun. Y'all dumb.
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    • The LGBT groups are sure discriminatory to anyone who isn't like them...
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    • Imagine robbing a bank and the cops bring damn dragon to stop you
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    • Well MONITORED...😄😆😂
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    • Good guy 682? Dafuq is this?!
      cayyrax 2 apr
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    • Well that’s just Mrs kippling
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    • It is by sheer luck that I know what a monitor is
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    • Haha, cuz it’s a water monitor
      unaligned 31 mar
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    • WELL MONITORED!
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    • Ok, but how did they get that on the lizard without someone getting an arm ripped off. Most monitors arent very nice
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    • SCP-682 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT ALL PERSONNEL EVACUTE
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    • Best disguised pun I’ve ever seen👏🏼
      flippur 31 mar
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    • Well MONITORED
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    • The bad guys in Jurassic World
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    • "Maybe the black visitors will listen to these ones."
      paimt 31 mar
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    • They said "well monitored" to try and make a pun as if the reptile was a monitor, but that's incorrect. It's a komodo dragon
      jbswel 31 mar
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    • SCP 682 gets a job so he can pay for his alimony
      Dusko 31 mar
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    • Please change his title to “Hall Monitory”
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    • BC ITS A MONITOR LIZARD
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    • Scp-682 containment breach
      ExTechno 31 mar
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    • They missed the joke that that is a monitor
      Khemmis 31 mar
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    • Scp-682 has breached containment
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    • I dont think the monitor lizard joke was recieved
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    • Dr_Kirb 31 mar
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    • It’s a hall monitor
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    • Ayeee Jacksonville Armada, duvvaalll
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    • Yeah I wouldnt fuck with a komodo dragon..
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    • MRS KIPLING?!?!?
      tavob 31 mar
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    • Yeah this is actually a good idea. Weather that be a monitor or komodo, if you get bitten by one of those you are going to start bleeding out like a motherfucker. This will then make you weak enough for the human police to catch you. These lizards are also fast as fuck so don't think you can run.
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    • Mrs Kipling
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    • Scp 682 has breached containment all mtf personnel report to heavy containment
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    • Reptil3s 31 mar
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    • Well “monitored”
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    • SCP 682 HAS BREACHED CONTAINMENT
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    • Looks like a komodo dragon
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    • You know Komodo dragons are still one of the least understood and monitored species on the planet? Like we still don't know if they are legitimately venamous or the bacteria from their kills just create a poison. They're scary af
      samdmh13 30 mar
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    • He's definitely cold blooded and ruthless, dragon his authority everywhere
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    • Imagine running into a komodo dragon as a security guard
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    • It’s Ms.Kipling
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    • Hall Monitor
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    • Mr kipling
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    • Most security guards don’t have a toxic bite that can give you a fatal infection and then eat you, but hey probably cuts down on repeat shoplifters
      Baaaakaa 30 mar
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    • pyromain_ 30 mar
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    • WOOP WOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF A KOMODO DRAGON
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    • SCP 682
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    • For all the comments saying that this is a Komodo dragon fuck off, it’s not
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    • Jacksonville shoutout to the 904
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    • Guess you could say it’s a monitor lizard
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    • johnnyyoo 30 mar
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    • Where can I buy this jacket
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    • Nobody is getting past Ms. Kipling
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    • I went to pride one time and got yelled at for being straight lol. Just there to support but I guess that wasn’t good enough.
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    • I think it might have cleared some of your heads that "monitored" is a joke in itself, because a Komodo Dragon is a type of Monitor Lizard
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    • That's cold blooded security
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    • They can be trained for “target practice” so teach them to attack a specific type of sticky target, throw that target on troublemakers.
      Zifendel 30 mar
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    • Imagine you think your simply shoplifting then a giant ass lizard rips off your leg
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    • Press F to thank the Komodo Dragon for his/her service
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    • Ha because it’s a monitor lizard
      AlphaXV 4 apr
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    • It’s well monitored because he’s a monitor lizard (a species of lizard)? God damn it
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    • In vest igator
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    • The komodo dragon can run down the average human, and has a highly infectious bite. So its actually good security
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    • Mrs Kipling?
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    • This water lizard is being forced into hard labor and needs to be set free back into the ocean - PETA 2019
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    • Komodo dragons are predators that bite their prey injecting venom then they follow it around until it dies
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    • It’s the hall monitor
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    • Hell no would I try shit if I saw a big ass komodo dragon in a kevlar vest walking around
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    • That's a monitor lizard
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    • I can't tell if that's a pun or a statement and I want to die
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    • Everybody missed the f*cking pun. These are called monitor lizards
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