Good morning to everyone except
Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
dannyboi323 dannyboi323
17 dec 2020
Good morning to everyone except Grandpa Joe, who sat in bed for 20 years and let his family wallow in poverty but hopped up like a motherfucker to go to damn candy factory
Widow: stop saying that
Schrodinger: but he might be
notsoswift notsoswift
19 nov 2020
Widow: stop saying that Schrodinger: but he might be
What are the animals trying to tell us?
Danger!
Beware!
What are the animals trying to tell us? Danger! Beware!
You can always pirate college textbooks
tS always morally corre
You can always pirate college textbooks tS always morally corre
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES
IS COMING
KingGalaxy KingGalaxy
24 sep 2020
SYGMOND THE GREY: A REALLY EPIC CAT BRACE YOURSELVES IS COMING
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
UrkelBot UrkelBot
1 may
Stay Back to the Futmse mashups by Thinty
No one:
My nutsack in my work pants during this heat:
sailor_mike
yngbuk yngbuk
21 may
No one: My nutsack in my work pants during this heat: sailor_mike
When she pulls down my boxers
and sees what I'm packing
Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
Feasty_y Feasty_y
5 feb
When she pulls down my boxers and sees what I'm packing Less than half of what l'd hoped for.
am two frustrating job applications away from selling pictures of my dogs butt on the internet.
Tabby Tabby
24 sep 2020
am two frustrating job applications away from selling pictures of my dogs butt on the internet.
riu
Py) Md
~ (SORE Ce)
THEY LOOK SO FUCKING SAD
We Made Bakers Watch Their Loaves Be
Turned Into Bread Bowls
ClickHole - views - 5 years ago
WhoisFizAgain WhoisFizAgain
10 sep 2020
riu Py) Md ~ (SORE Ce) THEY LOOK SO FUCKING SAD We Made Bakers Watch Their Loaves Be Turned Into Bread Bowls ClickHole - views - 5 years ago
THIS ISN'T
Billie Eilish
aN
THIS ISN'T Billie Eilish aN
My grandpa says he still goes to the range every week "In case Germany wants round 3"
@pop_smokerzofficial
scuffduff scuffduff
25 sep 2020
My grandpa says he still goes to the range every week "In case Germany wants round 3" @pop_smokerzofficial
Elon Musk
@elonmusk
Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life
PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Whats_My_Username
27 sep 2020
Elon Musk @elonmusk Y'all ever be chillin, then think.. damn this is real life PM 26 Sep 20 Twitter for iPhone
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
holder_ holder_
25 may
Heard your mom died in that fire. You got the place to yourself tonight? Ahaha
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs.
@comfysweaters
When you broke AF and find out they put dollars in the eggs. @comfysweaters
Look at things from her perspective
You may like what you see!
Look at things from her perspective You may like what you see!
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
Lilbrooke Lilbrooke
23 sep 2020
rescued her from Ohio where nobody should ever be.
@Sorah Andersen
KatDuncan KatDuncan
23 sep 2020
@Sorah Andersen