Why are goosebumps called
few people know this but there are
actually tiny geese trapped under
your skin. when you get cold they
think it‘s time to fly south for the
winter so they try to break free and
the bumps on your skin are their
beaks trying to break through.
trust me. i am a goosologist. i study
geese. my wife is a goose we have
three beautiful goose-human hybrid
children. don’t judge our love.