• going to the hospital because the
Shrek 2 soundtrack is stuck on repeat
thissongissick @thissongissick_ .@elonmusk's neuralink will be able to stream
music directly to your brain
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    • If I try to go to sleep and hear a fucking McDonald’s ad from my brain, i will fill Elon’s lungs with cement
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    • Todd Howard: *thinking of how to implement skyrim*
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    • I dont want people hacking it and streaming ear blubby into my head. What I see gona happen
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    • This is cool until you get interference in your brain the conflicts with the existing sounds that go eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
      BpizOzaX 22 jul
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    • No thanks. Keep your AI 5G technocracy k1ll switch
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    • The CIA is getting a 14 inch hard on rn.
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    • Or ideas, or dreams! Remember the futurama episode where they send commercials to your dream?! I wonder if they could eventually send images to your brain through that tech.
      Ookamisan 22 jul
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    • Do you want mind control? Cause this is how you get mind control
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    • Me hacking someone’s brain, blasting hentai moans, and incest porn.
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    • I want to stream dreams into a hard drive
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    • Oh no it’s the biomechanical chips. We are not doing this bullshit
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    • I wonder if it can run Doom
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    • Thats cool. So the voices in my head will have something to listen to
      tweb 23 jul
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    • Big corporations will be like: it'll stream your favorite music directly into your head. Oh, and sometimes k!ll directives when we want. No biggie ❤
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    • Can’t wait till they are hacked and someone makes a rick roll button
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    • Spotify ads but it's literally inside your head
      SteamGame 23 jul
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    • Just use bone conduction headphones. Amazing for biking in the city and it sounds like it's coming from inside ur brain
      MKBHD 22 jul
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    • Imagine getting ear blubbyd though, that would suck
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    • This would actually be very useful for deaf people
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    • Cant wait to get ads in my dreams for underwear
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    • But can it run doom?
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    • No lie neurolink sounds like some dystopian cyberpunk villain shit
      Yanklin 23 jul
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    • The hospital? Nah that sounds good tbh. No hospital needed
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    • nothing says WHOLESOME 100 ELON MUSK MOMENT like a fucking mind control device implanted into your brain. i fucking hate redditors.
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    • You mean, an invention made by other people that Musk takes credit for?
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    • Sounds cool but dystopian as fuck
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    • You can already do that. It’s called thinking
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    • red_reign 22 jul
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    • Bro there was a guy on shark tank that had this idea, the sharks denied and ridiculed him, that dude was ahead of his time.
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    • So def people can hear again?
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    • Wouldn’t this just be similar to cochlear implants? I’d love to see the science behind it
      Achor 24 jul
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    • We’re heading to brave new world and 1984 faster than I anticipated
      Vernesass 23 jul
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    • Just like YouTube and EVERY great idea. It’s great at first. Then ads. And more ads. Next thing you’ll be forced to listen to 3 ads in your head.
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    • Tfw Elon Musk streams constant corporation ads into the brains of the African children that work in his cobalt mines
      Helsinki 23 jul
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    • It’s 2050, you somehow don’t age, and you get schooling to catch up on what you missed it the years you were frozen, in class, you see neurolinks, which play music for others. You see one fall off, which starts blaring “A giant horse cock...”
      KI_RA 23 jul
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    • But can it play Doom
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    • But can you play Skyrim with it?
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    • This is how you get mind controlled
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    • Think of all the rick rolling we could do
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    • Then we will have shit where they subtly suggest things to brainwash us. Or hackers force ram ranch on loop or someone singing over the actual song.
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    • I’m sorry, how is this a problem?
      catbobman 22 jul
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    • and so it begins.
      Kasagure 24 jul
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    • Sounds so fucking tempting but having a link into my brain is a huge turn off
      Karra 24 jul
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    • AdeptaSororitas ChampionOfMedusa I'm reminded of the earbuds that the cybermen used to corral everyone into the factories to turn them into cybermen
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    • Considering teslas have an 80% return rate cause they need so much maintenance and quality is trash i wouldn't get these things
      Poptato 23 jul
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    • Uh oh. Imagine if the Chinese hack your chip and spread propoganda. Worse, what if everything you know and think of is broadcasted to everyone
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    • The external device is just a glorified bluetooth and is removable. So you would just need to turn it off or take it away from your head. Unless the implanted chip has a buffer that is defective... never mind.
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    • And they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming and they don't stop coming
      Ika_Desu 23 jul
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    • Nope I've seen black mirror fuck off
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    • That’s gonna a fuckin no from me dog
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    • The could be a way for deaf people to finally hear
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    • I wanna get a bj from the person in that picture. No not Elon musk
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    • Full immersion gaming coming soon
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    • Musk could triple his net worth if he just straight up made all of his companies publicly traded.
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    • Imagine hearing the porn you were watching start playing in the middle of the night only to realize that your receiver is off.
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    • and they dont stop commin, and they dont stop commin, and they dont stop commin, and they dont stop commin, and they dont stop commin, and they dont stop commin, and they dont stop commin, and they dont stop commin, and they dont stop commin, and they dont stop commin, and they dont stop commin,
      Legoshi08 25 jul
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    • Gonna be honest that looks terrifying but also I want it so bad
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    • He’s the Antichrist
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    • You in church and "Free Bird" starts playing.
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    • No
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    • I normally dont support conspiracy theories but this will 100% lead to us being mind controlled in some way, or our thoughts scanned by the government. This cannot go well
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    • BFG Division stuck on loop, perfect
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    • Just don’t add commercials please
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    • Elon musk is cool and all but just like Steve Jobs I don’t trust him chipping us
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    • Imma end up leaving the Bluetooth on and my mom finna hear p0rn in her head
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    • It’s gonna be a hell no from me
      TexasBall 22 jul
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    • But, like, I wanna feel my fucking skull shake
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    • If it’s built as well as a Tesla, count me out
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    • I’m just curious about how far this will be able to interact with our own brains. How far can they go without stripping us of individuality and self control. How do they stop somebody from turning humanity into a hive mind. (1)
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    • This has to be one of the worst ideas I've ever seen in my entire life. Like I don't believe in all those microchip conspiracy theories, but I mean that shit is just bound to happen if we let stuff like this become the norm
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    • I wonder if governments use this tech to torture people
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    • Now facebook can data mine my thoughts to sell me advertisements
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    • This is gonna be some kingsman shit. Watch him give everyone free sim cards
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    • I don’t know why my brain Skyped Neuralink so I just read. “Elon Musk will be able to stream music directly to your brain” and my first thought was. Sounds about right. He would do something so he could do that
      LordRevan 25 jul
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    • The last thing I need are fucking adds when I’m trying to listen to the wildlife
      Inquire 25 jul
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    • Call me a conspiracy theorist but I don't want any of those sorts of devices in me
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    • My hearing aid will soon be able to do that
      CHARKING 24 jul
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    • AND THEN I SAW HER FACE
      _sokka_ 24 jul
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    • You mean we are getting closer to sword art online
      ZeroBlue 24 jul
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    • I already do that
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    • Me when I get my inhibitor chip "good soliders follow orders.."
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    • Nanomachines!
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    • Were going to soon be the society in Kurt Vonnegut Harrison Bergeron story
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    • My fellow weebs we are getting closer to the nerve gear from sao all we need to do is tell Elon that there is a way to isekai without dying
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    • Nope shut it the fuck down.
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    • Fuck you. Next thing you know I'll have ad's between my dreams.
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    • i kinda want this but i want it from small business guy not from a billionaire like bill gates or even elon.
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    • Anyone watch Black Mirror?
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    • So, why the need for the hospital then?
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    • This could really change a lot of things
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    • Figure out how to hack the input, then force everyone to listen to Never Gonna Give You Up in loop until I then change it to Replay. Then I deal the finishing blow by playing Despacito followed by the Gummy Bear song. That is how I destroy the world.
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    • 1 step closer to full dive VRMMOs.
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    • Black mirror
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    • Ah yes that way they can read our thoughts and get arrested for thought crimes
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    • He's talking about all the crazy possibilities it has and its near limitless potential, but we still got a LONG ways to go on our understanding of the brain to be able to implement most of it.
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    • Until you get horny and you start to hear “Big Black nigga balls HD” in your head on loop
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    • After having this as my profile pick for months, a shrek 2 soundtrack meme has been featured 😂
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    • Imagine if it was bluetooth, so anyone could blast music in your head
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    • Gonna give niggas schizophrenia brb
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