GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree"
Eve:
meMe_mAsTer63 meMe_mAsTer63
18 feb
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree" Eve:
Students in 2080 trying to find the cultural and historical significance of memes
cheemsthememethief cheemsthememethief
28 nov 2020
Students in 2080 trying to find the cultural and historical significance of memes
Boss: what inspired you to do this?
Me: "my salary"
staples1724 staples1724
30 dec 2020
Boss: what inspired you to do this? Me: "my salary"
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro
I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
"Steroids? Haha yeah right bro I wouldn't put that garbage in my body"
TheRougeCowboy TheRougeCowboy
23 sep 2020
Dirty jokes with my mom
inyourmouthful inyourmouthful
23 sep 2020
This dog is a savage
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
AnomaIous AnomaIous
4 nov 2020
ve onh had Murphy day and half but ff anything happene d to him would kilt everyone in this room and then elf.
GONNA
FOR LINK TO ROORLE
quiet_okbuddyostrich quiet_okbuddyostrich
1 oct 2020
GONNA FOR LINK TO ROORLE
WWE Star Alexa Bliss' Pet Pig
Larry-Steve Dies After Vets
Refuse Treatment
MIKE CHIARI
MAY 25, 2021
WrestleMemeia WrestleMemeia
25 may
WWE Star Alexa Bliss' Pet Pig Larry-Steve Dies After Vets Refuse Treatment MIKE CHIARI MAY 25, 2021
Mom buying me something:
Mom buying herself something:
Superleftygamer Superleftygamer
26 sep 2020
Mom buying me something: Mom buying herself something:
TheBlueline TheBlueline
23 sep 2020
ef TikTok Console Virgin
when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
when you leave things for tomorrow and tomorrow arrives
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
WHEN YOU HAVE SCHOOL PICTURE DAY AND YOU DONE SMOKED A BAG OF POT
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where
Yoda gets so tired of answering
Luke's questions he just dies.
mindblower47 mindblower47
27 sep 2020
Once I became a parent I finally understood the scene where Yoda gets so tired of answering Luke's questions he just dies.
Everybody asks who's the impostor.
but nobody asks how's the impostor -
sammyd221 sammyd221
23 sep 2020
Everybody asks who's the impostor. but nobody asks how's the impostor -
Two types of people:
1. The person who sees the pizza
2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza.
drop the pizza!
distant_hilariouxs distant_hilariouxs
27 jan 2021
Two types of people: 1. The person who sees the pizza 2. The person who hopes the seagull gets pizza. drop the pizza!
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood
Tap to Edit >
From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing
Up Blood'. OK?
Cancel Yes
Call me an ambulance I'm coughing up blood Tap to Edit > From now on, I'll call you 'Ambulance I'm Coughing Up Blood'. OK? Cancel Yes
noon noon
27 sep 2020
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