GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree"
Eve:
meMe_mAsTer63 meMe_mAsTer63
18 feb
GOD: "You can eat from all trees except that tree" Eve:
Amber Heard Reportedly
Fighting For Bigger Role In
Aquaman 2
Q Scott Campbell 3 hours ago
A/ Rs
->aw
CHAIYTO CHAIYTO
10 nov 2020
Amber Heard Reportedly Fighting For Bigger Role In Aquaman 2 Q Scott Campbell 3 hours ago A/ Rs ->aw
AND JUST LIKE THAT...
PEANUT
WHIPPED
WHIPPED
Topping
LIFE WORTH LIVING AGAIN
BigBadMan666 BigBadMan666
23 sep 2020
AND JUST LIKE THAT... PEANUT WHIPPED WHIPPED Topping LIFE WORTH LIVING AGAIN
Me standing over an NPC at took care of that quest for you."
The
Wankstermemes Wankstermemes
17 nov 2020
Me standing over an NPC at took care of that quest for you." The
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld
Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen
& Bold to assume I left my bedroom
Conc3ept Conc3ept
18 nov 2020
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room Os 5.810 378 opmerkingen 799 keer gedeeld Vind ik leuk Opmerking pleat... Delen & Bold to assume I left my bedroom
WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE...
IF YOU COULD SEE DOG FARTS
mcheller mcheller
23 sep 2020
WHAT IT WOULD LOOK LIKE... IF YOU COULD SEE DOG FARTS
sStihie: porn fin now theyre 'goim
Sadjlater:
Rience Rience
31 aug 2020
sStihie: porn fin now theyre 'goim Sadjlater:
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
TruckOwner
28 may
When you get called into work because you're the reliable employee that can cover shifts:
You capture Maui, I'll take care of Grevous with any huck, this will all be over soon.
EPISODE
REVENGE OF THE SITH
Oh, I don't think so
MemesPage MemesPage
28 sep 2020
You capture Maui, I'll take care of Grevous with any huck, this will all be over soon. EPISODE REVENGE OF THE SITH Oh, I don't think so
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
balailey balailey
24 sep 2020
"Karen please tell the cat I need my cage now"
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
When your food sounds like a battlefield in the microwave but still comes out cold
Who are you calling a cootie Queen?
YOU LINT LICKER
Tabby Tabby
15 oct 2020
Who are you calling a cootie Queen? YOU LINT LICKER
What in the world?! Made you look!
wy on -
fe
SS
varied_cause_420 varied_cause_420
17 dec 2020
What in the world?! Made you look! wy on - fe SS
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in
German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to
Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in
English.
One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob
Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
My poor French teacher today was talking about the word "cell phone" and how in German the word for cell phone translates to handy..... which led to Professor: Isn't that so cute!? The word handy is just adorable. Like why don't we say that in English. One brave Student: .....because it's slang for a handjob Professor: *visibly looses five years off his life* why are you Americans like this.
Who supplies the laughter and
fuckery around here
Memithatsiwhot
Who supplies the laughter and fuckery around here Memithatsiwhot
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather"
The customers:
Me: don't think any customers will come in this weather" The customers:
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!"
Mongols:
ACTUALLY
Lonethefox Lonethefox
27 jan 2021
"No one can defeat Russia in winter!" Mongols: ACTUALLY
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was
to beat the living shit out of it
ItsMichael ItsMichael
3 mar
This woman saw a lion in a fucking train station and her first instinct was to beat the living shit out of it
Friends: wyd
Me: working
Friends: wyd after work
Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
sejnus sejnus
28 jan 2021
Friends: wyd Me: working Friends: wyd after work Me: sleeping for work tomorrow
yall cont sleep wit the door open??
Spin Master3000
So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No
ameli1339 ameli1339
5 oct 2020
yall cont sleep wit the door open?? Spin Master3000 So the evil shadow from the hallway can get in? No