God: So there's just one rul-
Eve:
God: So there's just one rul- Eve:
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
When you eat your entire inventory so you can get a tiny ounce of HP back in order to fight:
When you start to take a piss but
there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
When you start to take a piss but there's two streams and they're both missing the toilet
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80
AM - - Twitter for iPhone
Moosiejr Moosiejr
10 jun
Looking at the Kroger Plus card take my cart from $25.32 to $16.80 AM - - Twitter for iPhone
THEMANDALORIAN
ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW
ma Sith Lord!
could wipeut a fleet of you
Mandolorians!
bed
*re an emo with a glow stick
MothaFuckingDeadPool MothaFuckingDeadPool
28 sep 2020
THEMANDALORIAN ISASIDESTORY STARWARS NOW ma Sith Lord! could wipeut a fleet of you Mandolorians! bed *re an emo with a glow stick
You've been visited by
Smooth Patrick
Remember to wear warm
socks. It's getting chilly.
fleamont fleamont
5 feb
You've been visited by Smooth Patrick Remember to wear warm socks. It's getting chilly.
Somewhere in an alternate universe...
napoleon623 napoleon623
22 jun
Somewhere in an alternate universe...
BEAVFEED, REAL ESTATE
You won't believe how far into this
'millennial homeowner' piece it takes for us to mention their inheritance!
JULY 26, 2018 by TAN MACINTYRE
ChrisSale ChrisSale
9 feb
BEAVFEED, REAL ESTATE You won't believe how far into this 'millennial homeowner' piece it takes for us to mention their inheritance! JULY 26, 2018 by TAN MACINTYRE
Female NPCs wondering I keep scrolling up while holding the CTRL key
womenarefire womenarefire
18 nov 2020
Female NPCs wondering I keep scrolling up while holding the CTRL key
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY
sLT4cHiNeEz sLT4cHiNeEz
15 oct 2020
WHEN SOMEONES ASKS IF YOU'RE OKAY
[PEANUTS GROWLING]
ShotgunMipha ShotgunMipha
9 aug 2020
[PEANUTS GROWLING]
-Can be part of your gang?
-idk, how gangster are you?
Kellikittin Kellikittin
28 may
-Can be part of your gang? -idk, how gangster are you?
One man files for over 300 patents
What happens next will shock you
iFoneOS
19 oct 2020
One man files for over 300 patents What happens next will shock you
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
awful_oilyrHumor awful_oilyrHumor
13 mar
Have to admire the craftsmanship of that fence
When you were ready for
but they end up resolving it di di
King_Of_Potatoes King_Of_Potatoes
5 oct 2020
When you were ready for but they end up resolving it di di
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving...
Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
snailtrailz snailtrailz
2 mar
Her: You're just too childish, I'm sorry but mi leaving... Me: Good luck with that, the floor is lava.
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons.
Mat
steamed_ham steamed_ham
26 sep 2020
This cat has a stool reserved at my I pub. He sits in the same seat every night, quietly watc the other patrons. Mat
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
Belvedier0609 Belvedier0609
16 apr
WHEN YOU'VE HAD 3 SHOTS OF TEQUILA AND YOU'VE GOT ONLY ONE THING ON YOUR MIND..
When you clean out the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner
AisuruHiro AisuruHiro
26 mar
When you clean out the vaccum cleaner, you become the vaccum cleaner