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    • Forbidden pancake
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    • Actually before the meteor that wiped non avian dinos out there were a plethora of crocodilians, one even had an armadillo shell and one was made for ocean life... And I'm just realizing that I'm being "that guy" rn
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    • Interior crocodile alligator
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    • Interior crocodile alligator I drive a Chevrolet movie theater
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    • Evolution does not seek to produce the perfect species. Beneficial changes in phenotype generally come with some other fitness “cost”
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    • That's not how evolution works, it doesn't result in the peak organism, it results in an organism that can survive in it's environment and reproduce
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    • Oh there have been plenty of better versions, the problem is if its too good it’ll eat itself to death. Like kaprosuchus. It was essentially a croc, but could run like a cheetah and had huge ass fangs. It went extinct because it caused all its food to go extinct.
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    • Crocodiles could potentially live forever. In an environment without other crocs, no diseases and just the right amount of food, their bodies would just go on with life without ever showing any signs of aging other than getting bigger.
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    • i want to lay on it and see how it feels
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    • And the fact that they never developed the ability to chew food in favor of body slamming the shit put of their prey and swallowing that bitch whole.
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    • Actually crocs have changed a shit ton. There used to be one that was basically a wolf. Had long legs and ran on land. Fucking ran. Also there’s Razanandrongobe sakalavae. Horror croc. Eater of worlds.
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    • When a thicc girl sits down and her thighs do “the thing”
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    • When you sit down and your thighs do the thing
      aubro 13 aug
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    • Apart from the Hippo which had to develop skin so thick it may as well be armor and weighs the same as a Rhino, anywhere on Earth that God places Crocodiles is basically his way of saying he really hates all the other things that live there... "F**k zebra, have fun with this thing lmao"
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    • When your thigh does the thing
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    • king size murder bed
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    • Dude looks like he got ran over with a tire
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    • Yet another unrealistic standard for men
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    • The fact that they can turn themselves off for like a year without water or food has a lot to do with this.
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    • Fun fact: sharks are also considered to be the least evolved creatures of the sea since the prehistoric days...they were considered one of the top apex predators of the sea and have evolved the least out of all the oceans creatures.
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    • They don’t get fat like that in the wild, this is a captive croc that would die in the wild due to being unable to catch prey thanks to its morbid obesity. Wild crocs (the real death machines) weigh half what that croc does at the same length.
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    • rdoz 12 aug
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    • Stop bringing attention to shit like this you'll make fat people feel complacent and validated!
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    • Big noon got reincarnated as a croc
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    • That fat sausage has the world's strongest bite, drags its victims underwater to drown, and can rip a man's arm off with a twist and a pull.
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    • It melted
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    • They are literally dinosaurs that didn’t go extinct
      OKKid 13 aug
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    • You may not like it
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    • Yet another unrealistic idea of perfection 😔 when will magazines learn?
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    • Scp-682 has escaped the facility located at [REDACTED]
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    • Hey I think ya croc has a flat
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    • You might not like it but...
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    • Until they stand up and all you see is huge muscular reptile.
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    • Keep in mind they have almost no opening strength in their jaws so if you hold it with your hand they can’t do anything. But good luck since their closing strength is ungodly
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    • It’s got the bite force of 2 football fields!
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    • Your crocodile is melting
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    • 80mil BC: these fat fucks will go extinct on their own....... 2019: fat shaming is a hate crime
      eextraa 12 aug
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    • This is the peak of evolution itself
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    • “You have entered Legendary Animal territory”
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    • They’ve unlocked the ability of laziness where they just stay in the same spot for days, then eat Any noon that gets too close
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    • All in favor of Airdroping a shit load of crocodiles upon our enemies
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    • a chonkasaurus
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    • Absolute unit
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    • It looks like a big ass danger quesadilla
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    • Ever heard of armadillosuchus
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    • THAT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE STEPPED ON HIM LIKE PLANKTON
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    • Except they can move hella fast when needed to, y’all can’t.
      EdMaster 14 aug
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    • Doesnt look fun to fuck 😒
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    • Damn you dont even need to skin that thing to make a rug it just needs to take a nap
      Bimbie16 14 aug
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    • Yes but the actual perfect predator is a shark. Hasn't changed at all.
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    • W i d e
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    • Yoshee 13 aug
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    • Um, yea, I’ll take a crocodile extra wide please. With a couple extra legs on the side
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    • He looks squishy but I know he's not
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    • All I see is my next pair of boots.
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    • Croc got melt
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    • Unit
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    • So hot the Crocs are melting
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    • Despite this they can still somehow “speed waddle”
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    • Don't give them dry skin ratchet hoes encouragement🤦
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    • Crocodiles are the technoblade of real life.
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    • 3 fears: alligators, crocodiles, and brain aneurisms
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    • They don’t die by old age they die by getting too big
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    • Its so damn hot the crocs just melted
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    • Chumbo grumbo
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    • Y’all just jealous that we can’t be fat and have small arms and still be at peak performance
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    • if it ain't broke don't fix it
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    • Seems legit the graphics looks nice
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    • Anyone else thinking it looks like it was run over lol
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    • Imagine titano boas were still around. They‘d swallow that croc as a whole
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    • Truly they are the apex predator
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    • You forgot the part about THIER FUCKING JAW THAT CAN BITE ANYTHING CLEAN OFF
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    • He’s melting
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    • Thing is, pseudosuchia (the taxon containing everything more closely related to crocodiles than to dinosaurs) was way more diverse than most people realize. Ever heard of armadillosuchus?
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    • Oh lawd he comin'
      Kawawae 12 aug
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    • An absolute Unit!
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    • Look at that fucking unit
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    • Reptiles flatten out to absorb as much sunlight and heat as possible as this helps their digestion and bodily function
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    • Holy God it's BIG CROCKIS
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    • “A fat sausage with a mouth at one end and chubby baby arms” yeah so me
      maems2 12 aug
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    • It’s just warming up it’s blood so it can spray yours across 4D
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    • Why is it melting?
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    • I’m... I’m not sure they have ever seen a sausage before.
      Copha 12 aug
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    • Oh they're all big and scary until you jump that fat fuck while he's eatin Oreos and close his mouth while youre on his back. Scale Burger is useless then.
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    • It’s death roll is going to be a death flop
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    • It looks like a pile of shit that just got stepped on
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    • That's some good looking steak
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    • noon that boi gonna inflate and run at mach-speed.
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    • He look like he got run over.
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    • Oh lawd he comin
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    • Deflator Gator
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    • Scp-682 has breached containment!
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    • T H I C C C C C C C
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