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    • Only bitches have cool downs, real men don’t stop
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    • Men: 75% Longer Recharge Rate/ 25% Size Increase/ 50% More Bullet Spread/
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    • It is during this cooldown when the Male brain is at peak performance, temporarily free from sexual desires
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    • People with uncontrollable organisms are people living with mods
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    • One time I nutted then immediately started pounding off again that second nut was on another level
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    • Its nerf or nutting
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    • This is why I’m glad to be born a woman. No cool down, so I can go for like 10 in a row if I feel like it
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    • With much practice, men can orgasm without actually ejaculating. And doing so allows you keep going.
      Neno1313 25 mar
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    • Its fair tho, we all see a little more clearly after..if we didn't have the cooldown, its that much more time we'd have to do dumb shit
      needdav 28 mar
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    • Ahh yes, the cooldown. clenching your dick like a stick shift and letting the lotion soak in while you stare confused at the filth portrayed on your monitor.
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    • All the super "cool" macho guys talking bout not needing a cool down. Thinking that some chick on here is gonna be like "oh show me"
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    • I
      PewDiePie 25 mar
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    • The female orgasm is like a machine gun with no ammo. The male orgasm is like a musket.
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    • Incoming 15 year olds saying “oh my gf loves my 12 inch cock after i fuck her for 6 hours straight and don’t even nut once LMAO”
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    • Too bad women dont have a cool down on complaining, anger and nagging
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    • What??? Cool down
      JIB6RIP 25 mar
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    • Remove the cool down and men would forever be edging or nutting.
      Haylyn666 25 mar
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    • And god hated women enough to have them possessed by a demon for a week each month
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    • In order to reduce overall DPS of the penis, the cooldown timer has been increased to 10 minutes
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    • After too much nutting in a short timespan, the male body goes to power down mode
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    • Wehim 25 mar
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    • Does that make Viagra a cooldown reduction
      Troy7925 25 mar
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    • Just put a finger in my ass and I'm back in the game
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    • Compared to a lot of mammals, yes. Compared to probably most other primates? We’re fucking gods, I think second only to the Bonobo. I’m a zoologist not a furry I swear.
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    • I keep going until the DNA gun squirts blood
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    • Pooping has a longer cooldown, therefore it is a more powerful ability
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    • I only have a 2 minute cool down then I can go again but maybe that’s just because I’m young af
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    • *me on my seventh nut* nErF tHiS
      Disyphr 29 mar
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    • Can you imagine what would happen if nuttin had no cool down and alcohol gave no hangover
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    • What’s nutting? Is there a time sex is supposed to stop? Please help. My girlfriend and I have been fucking for 3 days straight and we don’t know when we’re supposed to stop. Groceries are running low.
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    • Men whose cooldowns were short spent too much time and energy fucking, and subsequently died more often. Thus they were less successful in creating children. Evolution.
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    • if u don’t have a cool down you’re either 14 or hardly have sex to begin with
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    • can we appreciate that the 2nd guys name is December 1st
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    • My boyfriend is a freak of nature, I usually tap out by round 4
      Reya 26 mar
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    • Post nut syndrome is a real thing girls will never understand
      congojack 26 mar
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    • Mother fucker, women can have 10 orgasms and we nut once and gotta sleep for hours, i think we got the short straw on that one
      mikeybobo 26 mar
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    • Zeus was the ultimate horny man which is why he was so powerful
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    • All these people saying they don’t have a cool down are lying. More semen doesn’t just magically appear immediately after you nut, you have to make more of it or else you didn’t really nut all the way
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    • Well if you spec out your character to maximize one-handed skill, you can decrease the cooldown time significantly.
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    • And women have a bottomless clip... everything makes sense now
      HJH09 25 mar
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    • I jack it so much I can fight through the pain and squeeze out another jiffy. Dont be a pussy
      zoomerAf 25 mar
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    • How does Goku fuck Chichi without killing her?
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    • we call that shooting blanks
      Crabsody 25 mar
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    • Through excessive training and dedication I have achieved a level where there is no cool down.
      Diovzel 25 mar
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    • Iv seen gay pornstars nut like 10 times in 30 minutes they know some sort of cool down cheat we dont
      luxuryInc 25 mar
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    • Yeah while he gave women the ability to last for hours then look at their men like “KEEP GOING IM ALMOST THERE.”
      Harmey13 25 mar
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    • It’s necessary tbh. Imagine being able to infinitely nut, you would be horny all the time and exist in a constant state of blue balls.
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    • Skrunky 25 mar
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    • If you get enough xp you can unlock an additional charge
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    • When I’m finna NUT I’m able to tear a whole fuckin house down
      IAmHaVoCk 25 mar
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    • He knew we would nut ourselves to death
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    • It hurts to keep going after busting the first one please tell me im not alone
      Ajonce 25 mar
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    • It’s a meme but like men release a liquid if we managed to release the same amount every single time with no cool down it could get very weird. Meanwhile women don’t release something every time so no need for a cooldown. Lucky bitches
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    • Well they couldn't just let us use our ultimate ability 200 times a second.
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    • Wonder what it was like before the patch
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    • Pro Tip! You can animation cancel as a level 15-22 character by switching to a new video immediately after, this resets your cool downs and you conserve consumables by nutting into the same tube sock!
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    • Jools 25 mar
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    • MCMXC90 29 mar
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    • 10% of men can buy more than once every 20 mins. I’m part of that 10%. I do very well for myself in my.. ahem.. personal life.. if you understand what I mean.
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    • It's Nerf or nutting
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    • It's nerf or nuttin
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    • Wait, there's a cooldown?
      yarsftks 28 mar
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    • The Rape train has no brakes
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    • Don't worry I got a bone of the ancients with 47% cooldown rate
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    • We probably kept doing it till we died
      AxelOtto 26 mar
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    • Its nerf...or nuttin
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    • I have never had a cool down it just gets a little harder to cun each time but it also feels better each time
      Crusty 26 mar
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    • We got nerfed worse then Blackbeard
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    • That's not fucking true. If I nut, for example, I'm good less than a minute later and still hard. When I was in my teens I went almost 8 times in 25 minutes because of this. And my gf fucking loves it.
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    • God must've known how big of a perv I would be so he made me nut in 30 seconds and have to wait hours to be able to nut again.
      iabwaird 26 mar
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    • Just get cooldown reduction gear
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    • Those who say that they nut and keep going... Probably shoot blanks... just saying.
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    • Being a women would suck because you never have the satisfaction of finishing
      BugsMunny 26 mar
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    • I nut and keep going, get with the program you fucking casuals
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    • If I’m really going at it, I can go again in about 2 minutes after nutting
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    • So what. Unnerfed we were just fire hydrants?
      mckickazz 26 mar
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    • I blame Zeus. If he hadn’t gone around fucking every mortal woman he saw we might not need a cooldown
      SMG_15 26 mar
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    • The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A single
      vegitoria 25 mar
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    • We could have used it like a machine gun
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    • We would fuck bitches to death without a cool down.
      Deeez00 25 mar
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    • Call my dick bolt-action
      Porx 25 mar
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    • If men didn't have to cool down would we just work to be in a permanent state of nutting?
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    • I have a passive trait that decreses the debuff's effects to a 2 minute cd, earned from consistent training
      dc9907 25 mar
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    • Patch notes: Ejaculation has received a 67% increase in cool down to reduce overall damage
      Catmilk 25 mar
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    • It's nerf or nuttin'
      itsmerj 25 mar
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    • I don’t know about y’all but I ain’t done till she’s done
      MURICAMAN 25 mar
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    • Sometimes I get those days where my sexual drive is up and active. Consistent sexual thoughts and a consistent erection. Nothing I can do to stop it. It was fun until I walked to school half asleep and half awake. I wore sweatpants, and I got looks.
      0reh 25 mar
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    • We got nerfed pre release that’s how op it is to nut as often as you want
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    • Goddamn refractory period
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    • There’s actually an ancient Chinese technique that allows men to become multi-orgasmic. If it was mainstream, there’d be memes about it for years.
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    • Diseases and conditions are just real life nerfs
      Dovahnime 25 mar
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    • Its nerf or nothing
      ok12 25 mar
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    • Half the dudes here don’t even NuT
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    • Wait so you guys can’t but 4 times a day?
      Cicero 25 mar
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