"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
Cats Cats
28 sep 2020
"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested:
"If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
ChairManThe2nd_2021 ChairManThe2nd_2021
18 jan 2021
When Neil Armstrong was pondering what his first words on the Lunar surface would be during the Apollo 11 landing, Command Module pilot Michael Collins jokingly suggested: "If you had any balls, you'd say 'Oh, my God, what is that thing?' then scream and cut your mic."
when netflix asks if ur still there and u see your reflection in the screen
fishboy26 fishboy26
30 apr
when netflix asks if ur still there and u see your reflection in the screen
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
ColdWar ColdWar
19 may
Americans when they learn that there might be an electricity shortage.
Hacker: I have all of your passwords
Me who forgot them:
Hacker: I have all of your passwords Me who forgot them:
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE,
DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES..
IT'S ALL RULES, RULES,
IT'S ALURULES!
NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
reluctantadult reluctantadult
26 sep 2020
GET OFF THE SOFA, GET OFF THE WORK SURFACE, DON'T BRING BIRDS IN HERE, DON'T THROW UP IN MY SHOES.. IT'S ALL RULES, RULES, IT'S ALURULES! NO WONDER BOB LEFT YOU MARGARET
@CNN
Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years
Stevenage
@pillxwx le
bro was locked up at Gamestop
DoomIsabelle DoomIsabelle
7 jan 2021
@CNN Aman received a $75 check to restart his life after being wrongly imprisoned for 31 years Stevenage @pillxwx le bro was locked up at Gamestop
This is what Mr. Bean would look like if he was a character in 007 on
DICKCHEESE DICKCHEESE
22 jan 2021
This is what Mr. Bean would look like if he was a character in 007 on
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING
MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
those_cause those_cause
19 may
YOU'RE GONNA GO BOATING MAKE SURE YOU HAVE THE PROPER FLOTATICON DEVICES
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
TiffanyOdell TiffanyOdell
23 oct 2020
don't know what crime he committed, but he should have heard the police coming.
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
Tabby Tabby
12 oct 2020
When someone says "hang on let me google that" but you know you're right because you already googled that shit yesterday..
IHateJake42069 IHateJake42069
21 sep 2020
Fat ass cat in a tuxedo
The Doctor: "Who is she?"
Kazran: "Nobody important."
"Not important? Blimey. That's amazing.
You know in 900 years in Time and Space,
I've never met someone who wasn't important before."
reed
Theultimatefandom Theultimatefandom
21 sep 2020
The Doctor: "Who is she?" Kazran: "Nobody important." "Not important? Blimey. That's amazing. You know in 900 years in Time and Space, I've never met someone who wasn't important before." reed
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo
Gilberto Gilberto
19 mar
That face you make when you added raisins to the potato salad to cool off the spice of the mayo
Pug owners: "My little cutie"
The pug:
LegendaryChipRack LegendaryChipRack
20 jan 2021
Pug owners: "My little cutie" The pug:
My Dad and Me: [giggling]
My Mom: What are you two up to?
My Dad and Me: ...nothing.
Also My Dad and Me:
ah Funny
DarthBoner DarthBoner
15 jan 2021
My Dad and Me: [giggling] My Mom: What are you two up to? My Dad and Me: ...nothing. Also My Dad and Me: ah Funny
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast &
Furious And Jurassic World Crossover
- bit ZOBCIO me
You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family
Universal Reportedly Wants A Fast & Furious And Jurassic World Crossover - bit ZOBCIO me You know what these dinosaurs can't stop? Family
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
Help! It's been hours and she still hasn't decided what she wants to eat. I'm going to starve!
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL?
STOLE A TON OF MONEY.
THAT WAS STEP ONE.
poorlydrawnlines
MPBaby MPBaby
24 sep 2020
BIRD, HOW DID YOU GET SO SUCCESSFUL? STOLE A TON OF MONEY. THAT WAS STEP ONE. poorlydrawnlines
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of
Sciencefather
sooperdood3 sooperdood3
22 jan 2021
Atheists when they realise they watched Godfather instead of Sciencefather