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    • https://ifunny.co/fun/VpmqL5pU6 We use %200 of our brain here
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    • I can’t believe there are people out there that don’t believe in global warming. Fucking inbreeds
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    • Ya know that global warming actually makes the winters in Russia colder right?
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    • Not really how it works, since global warming just results in more intense weather, not no winter lol.
      BurtyJr 24d
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    • It might actually get even colder up there because the ocean currents fuck up
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    • Napoleon's corpse probably got a boner after hearing that
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    • "Global warming is a Chinese conspiracy." - The Orange man in the White House.
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    • L0ki 24d
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    • The chancellor would not say that. She is so far left she would let Russia invade Germany till the end of time with no retaliation
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    • It’s funny cause even after losing 2 world wars and 40% of its territory, the rest of Europe is still Germany’s bitch thanks to their economy. Modern Germany still sucks.
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    • loser may have died but his plans are still in effect
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    • Incorrect, Merkel is too much of a pussy to invade Russia
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    • Except Merkel wouldn’t invade them since she’s a socialist nut!
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    • Imagine if people as good at running a country as the Germans had access to resources and land as vast as russia, Germany would be the worlds greatest superpower without a doubt (if you’re going to make the immigrant argument for Germany, that’s just one bad thing, they’re still by far one of the
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    • Just remember, Germany, three strikes and you’re out
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    • Climate change doesn't have a substantial effect and Greenland isn't melting
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    • Russia creates a nuclear winter by nuking the fuck out of Germany
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    • Except that it wasn't winter that fucked them up but the mud season but fuck go off ig
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    • *The winter storms only get worse when there is more moisture because of the warming* *German army literally freezes again* Merkel: "God fucking damn it"
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    • Merkel is a fucking moron she wouldn't seize the chance
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    • Ich komme aus Deutschland
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    • Germany really in it for the long game. You think they lost 2 wars? No they lost 2 battles.
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    • "Fucking finally" lamo
      _JBOMB_ 24d
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    • *panzerkamf plays off in the distance*
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    • Operation Barbarossa 2: electric boogaloo
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    • “How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?!”
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    • Poland: “FUCK”
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    • Zum Schluss wird das Reich Siegen
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    • Fakest news. All we have to do is call them the wrong gender. Modern Germany is full of suka and pansies. Wait! Wait! Panzies.
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    • God dammit not again... *shuffles though desk drawer and pulls out phone* Hey America, they’re doing it again!!
      chodus 21d
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    • Russia’s got a mud season where everything just turns into mud so tanks stop working and soldiers get trench foot so you really just can’t invade russia
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    • Not how it works but ok
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    • Oh shit I remember this movie I think it’s called Lucy o—
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    • “It’s cold” global warming could bring on an ice age in the next 1,000 years, and it keeps getting sooner. We need to set our species up for success
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    • Using 100%.. all at the same time... is called a seizure
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    • We do use 100% of our brains. Its a myth that we only use 10%
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    • I never view the word “invade” the same way after that last feature about the Swiss accidentally invading Liechtenstein.
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    • "Mein führer, theres a difference between climate and weather" "no, mein scientist are saying it vill get warmer. Push to moskow!"
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    • we never fucking invaded them in winter. it was mid june and it was the "rasputita" the mud season that holted the advance. and in world war 1 we actually did put russia out of the game.
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    • "fucking finally"
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    • You can try...
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    • Angela markel is the reason why Germany will become a caliphate in 20 years.
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    • It’s funny because in WW3 we would be alies with Germany
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    • To not believe in climate change is to use 0% of the brain
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    • Fuck Merkel
      Cirrus 24d
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    • Merkel‘s not chancellor anymore, so no invasion 😭
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    • Heinz Guderian Will rise from his grave to ensure victory
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    • Well technically it makes all weather more extreme and that is why is is not called climate change.
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    • Merkel wouldn't do it, she'd probably collapse in a sobbing puddle at the mere SUGGESTION.
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    • No balls
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    • Doesn't global warming mean more deadly winter storms
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    • not why russia fought them off but ok. and these dayd russia will clap cheeks with anyone who invades it
      Artem_T 24d
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    • Napoleon: *visible jealousy*
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    • We actually use 100% of our brain just not all at once.
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    • Germany did Global warming
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    • Finally
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    • Germany wants to be Russia's bitch. Look how they hold Europe hostage. Look how they disrespect America.
      hygh 24d
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    • I mean I guess
      Demery 24d
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    • Okay but if the planet heats up a lot, more of Russia will actually be useable and not just frozen tundra
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    • they bout to start WW3
      Yellow9 24d
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    • Yeah but this time you actually have to fight the Russians, which is impossible.
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    • This was the first post to make me laugh on this app in long time
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    • WW3 here we come
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    • But we do. We don't use it all at the same time, yes, but that whole "using more of our brain makes us powerful" myth is bs
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    • that also means Russia can invade Finland in the winter as well
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    • literally just re-arm germany to stop the russians
      br5d 24d
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    • It’s about time
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    • EarthIs 24d
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    • Russia is honestly the most metal country. WWII they did not give a fuck. Burning down their own shit. Fuckin shit up. Never invade Russia in the winter
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    • I like beans but without the beans
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    • *climate change
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    • Too bad for Germany it didn’t happen in wwII
      gran18 24d
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    • loser “ Finally my tank oil isn’t frozen anymore”
    • They don't have an army though?
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    • So at West Point, there are all these memorials to the heroes of WW2.. does Germany have that same shit for their nazi brothers from the 1940’s or is that shit just wiped clean?
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    • U.S actually doesn’t be a pussy and nukes Tokyo
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    • Are you implying Merkel would use war to try to destroy the German people, just like that right from Austria in the 40s?
      Anieu 24d
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    • RAPlST 24d
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    • Anyone who believes in global warming is an idiot (anyone who replies to this talking bad about me will only prove my point)
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    • Global warming is a hoax
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    • To hell with Merkel.
      onwards 24d
    • That's not how that works xD
    • That's not fair! France called dibs!
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