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    • Damnn you must be a 10... On the ph scale cause you basic as fuck
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    • Damn bitch are you a bar of lead, cuz you’re dense as hell
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    • If I were an enzyme, I’d be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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    • mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
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    • Are you potassium? Because I want you in my ass
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    • Put your D N my A and do me central dogma style
      Aracotic 25 oct
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    • Hey baby are you sodium chloride cause I need you on my meat
      DRCulo 25 oct
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    • Hey babe, are you a phospholipid? Because youve been on my memBrain all day
      BigMoskau 25 oct
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    • is ur age the atomic number of aluminum because ur my type 🤤
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    • Are you Copper ll Teluride because your linear formula is looking CuTe
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    • I don't know science but uhh wanna fuck?
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    • Does this rag smell funny to you?
      ICTHRUYOU 25 oct
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    • Hey girl are you retarded because your looking extra special
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    • I'm a big fan of forming strong bonds.
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    • How bout you get them genes off and we make some DNA together?
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    • Hey baby are you H2O cause you look wet down there
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    • Hey baby, wanna see if Rohypnol tastes like chocolate?
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    • Can someone please reply to my comment so that I can come back and check out more lines when they're added??
      Convolk32 25 oct
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    • Hey baby, are you made of gold, titanium, sulfur, and carbon? Cause your AuTiSTiC
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    • Hey baby, let's get together like Hydrogen and Oxygen, cause I'd like to make a covalent bond with you.
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    • Pickup lines? Cocaine
      Kartoff 25 oct
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    • God bless this comment section, its a dream come true. My controbution: hey, are you dna helicase? Cause i would love for you to unzip my genes
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    • Are you an electron because you're ass is so negative
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    • Chloroform is like 30 bucks btw
      ffhcgff 25 oct
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    • Hey hot momma are you chlorine trifluoride cuz you're setting my heart on fire
      BigBoyMe 25 oct
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    • Wanna have intercourse
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    • Sulfur Uranium Phosphorus (space) Hydrogen Oxygen
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    • I give you a 94 cuz you toxic af.
      an_E_Pat 26 oct
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    • Damn, I wish I knew about science enough to properly express how much I want to fuck you right now.
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    • I want penetrate your phosphoLIPid bilayer
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    • Are we not gonna talk about chloroform
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    • I'v seem to have lost my number, can you give me yours?
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    • Damn girl do you shit with that ass?
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    • Uhm... i got one: C11H15NO2
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    • Are you my reuptake inhibitor because you make me happy
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    • Hey babe are you water, cause I’m sodium and once I get wet I’ll explode in you
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    • Are u lotion. Cuz I rubbed u on my penis yesterday
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    • Damn baby are your hands a noose...because I want them around my throat
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    • Damn girl are you potassium because all you say is K
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    • Did nobody see that on the table some one wrote chloroform
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    • I would but all the good ones argon
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    • Unzip those jeans and lets make some genes
      Tenspider 26 oct
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    • I haven’t laughed in a min on this app nice
      Prawnface 26 oct
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    • Fuck i hate chemistry. I got a lab report for ap chem due tomorrow or hydrates
      _AD_ 26 oct
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    • Are you water cuz my lithium’s gettin an reaction
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    • Are you carbon? Because your an essential element in my life
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    • Are you mitochondria? Because you’re the powerhouse of my day
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    • Girl are you a lone electron caus do want to violently bond with you.
      deuslapis 25 oct
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    • damn bitch are you arsenic because you're toxic as hell
      Maixen 25 oct
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    • Someone literally answered chloroform
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    • I’m a bone scientist... now come here and let me bone you.
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    • You like penis?
      fuck_boy 27 oct
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    • chloroform
      tommE 27 oct
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    • Are you a radio carbon molecule because I'm looking for your date
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    • If you were an element, you’d be Na because you’re sodium fine!
      Thubes 27 oct
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    • zerosober 27 oct
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    • Damn girl, are you my appendix? Because I don't know what you do, but a feeling in my gut wants me to take you out.
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    • Ey, yo, you’re are like a mixture of gold, titatnium, sulfur, even more titanium, and carbon. Cuz you’re autistic
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    • Are you made of Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, and Carbon? Because you are Au Ti S Ti C.
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    • Me reading the comments having graduated HS 3 years ago not knowing what the fuck any of it means.
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    • Damn are you an h2hoe
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    • Are you copper cause I’d like to C u in my arms
      palepaper 26 oct
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    • this is the best comment section I have ever seen
      OwOGirl69 26 oct
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    • “You are my density” -George McFly
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    • Girl.... We've got great chemistry, let's try some biology😏
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    • ay girl do you have 67 protons cause you a Ho
      tae861 26 oct
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    • Damn girl are you a brick of sodium chloride cuz you're acting salty as fuck
      DrNUT 26 oct
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    • Are you a square planar complex because I want you to be my D8. Few will get this one....forreal lol
      Punlines 26 oct
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    • Damn girl are you AU cause you shinning like gold
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    • Hey id like to initiate meiosis with you
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    • Are you acid seeping into my vital organs? Because you're making my heart melt
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    • Hey babe, are you an unstable nuclear reactor? Because I wanna stick my rod in you
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    • Hey Shaggy, does this rag smell like Chloroform to you?
      ItchyDong 26 oct
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    • Damn girl are you cancer cause I don’t want you
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    • “Are you made of bismuth, technetium, and hydrogen, because you’re a bitch” and “are you made of gallium and yttrium because you’re gay”
      Oricus 26 oct
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    • Sulfur, uranium, phosphorus, selenium, xenon, yttrium
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    • Are you helium because I want to have anal sex with you
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    • hey r u a lab rat . cuz i wanna experiment on you ;)
      oiapanda 26 oct
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    • Damn are you made of fluoride, uranium, carbon and potassium because holy FUCK you are hot.
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    • This comment section be lit
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    • juliepup 26 oct
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    • Hey babe, which state are you in, because right now, I'm solid
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    • SFArchive 26 oct
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    • I’m going radium phosphorus europium
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    • Are you florine, uranium, carbon, potassium, and uranium? Cuz I wanna FUCK U.
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    • Chloroform takes like a solid 5 minutes to knock someone out.
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    • relieved that there is no red circle
      theabbie 26 oct
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    • Let's make like the scientific method and fuck around
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    • Damn girl, are you francium? Because your super fucking unstable and super reactive for no fucking reason jesus christ
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    • Dang girl, do you wanna share an electron? Because this bond is an attractive force.
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    • If I was the endoplasmic reticulum, would you like me smooth or rough?
      Dr_Rights 26 oct
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    • Roses are red, Violets are blue, get over here so I can chloroform you.
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    • Youre finer than pyroclastic ash
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    • Do you have an extra chromosome, cuz you lookin a lil special today
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    • I told a chemistry joke but there was no reaction
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    • Damn are you a neutron because all you’ll ever do is leave me without warning while I’m stuck with the existential dread of knowing I’ll never be anything
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