When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
pleble pleble
2 mar
When you finish welding and realize you're on fire.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
He fell asleep waiting for me to finish working.
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house
My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Me: I'll get a dog to watch the house My dog while our house is getting robbed:
Lucasfilm.in the studio like ff
\Wars
yeahjthis) is fucking terrible
y, a
FORCE AWAKENS
\ \
Drop it
VultureDroid VultureDroid
29 sep 2020
Lucasfilm.in the studio like ff \Wars yeahjthis) is fucking terrible y, a FORCE AWAKENS \ \ Drop it
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018
djgetmo djgetmo
1 may
JASON WOULD'VE NEVER MADE IT IN 2018
The key to winning at pool is
Being able to focus on the balls
ruddy_snarkynerdist ruddy_snarkynerdist
23 oct 2020
The key to winning at pool is Being able to focus on the balls
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
Never take advice from me, you'll end up drunk!
me telling my computer i'll update everything tomorrow
dirtydog69 dirtydog69
2 mar
me telling my computer i'll update everything tomorrow
Luis_FPV Luis_FPV
22 sep 2020
my dog just swallowed my airpod and you can hear the music from her stomach
The guest pastor whilst he's being introduced:
Hangagud Hangagud
18 may
The guest pastor whilst he's being introduced:
Boss: Why are you late?
Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it
at first but I'm here now.
vistavie vistavie
15 apr
Boss: Why are you late? Me: Someone told me to go to hell. I couldn't find it at first but I'm here now.
Natsuki Subaru
@Brol eBe,ondCompare
Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
Sakurauchi Sakurauchi
20 sep 2020
Natsuki Subaru @Brol eBe,ondCompare Ah yes. Me. My girlfriend. And her 5,000 year-old ancient cat spirit familiar.
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy."
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ChrisX99 ChrisX99
24 feb
was taught to shoot the messenger too. Somebody playing both sides of the fence is more dangerous than your enemy." at
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
ScrumDiggitty ScrumDiggitty
18 nov 2020
facebook informed me that 8 years ago today my mom made me take a photo with our waiter who I thought was hot at the cheesecake factory
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
DJ led looks like a GTA load screen.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife?
Woman Confused: How can I help?
Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
Man: Hello Mam. Can get your help finding my wife? Woman Confused: How can I help? Man: Let's just say you have qualities that she will sense.
vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.
Bread_of_Pain Bread_of_Pain
20 nov 2020
vvnen you re tigntening a bolt really tight, and then it suddenly gets really loose.