• girlswhorunmyfandoms
You know what would be cool? If bouncers that
are out of work because bars are closed could
get jobs at retail stores enforcing mask rules.
The more of a dive they worked at, the better
because they've gotta be used to 86'ing
unreasonable and angry people who don't
believe the rules apply to them. Then
employees could just be employees,
anti-maskers would get the heave ho when
necessary, and more people could have jobs.
Holy shit, this is a great idea.
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    • Disregarding everyone's opinions of the mask debate, this is a good way for people to keep their profession
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    • All in favor
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    • Unpopular opinion. I dont like wearing a mask, but if the store requires it, I will either: where a mask because i ain't no bitch. Or decided that what i "needed" wasn't that important, and leave
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    • The people who don’t wear masks are literally the reason why it’s enforced - because they are a public health risk and show no empathy thanks to “mah freedoms”. Fuckers out here acting like the constitution protects their “right” to be as much of a bio weapon as they want.
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    • Here how it is boys and girls. If you don’t want to wear a mask don’t wear one. If you have a problem with that then screw off its their right. Also if a business says you have to wear one inside their personal property then wear it. If you have a problem with that then screw off.
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    • You guys are actually becoming mindless tyrants yeah it’s a good idea to wear a mask however fuck you for even thinking it’s your right to force free men to do shit.
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    • Ever consider the fact that it's not businneses enforcing mask laws that were worried about, bit the government?
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    • Its astonishing how many people just fucking believe and obey everything the government tell them
      Jin_Kaz 24 jul
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    • 99% survival rate. Stop panicking
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    • Get these government mandated mask memes out my face, I’m not drinking the koolaid
      noonjoe 24 jul
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    • Idk why masks became such a problem. Literally wearing a mask is at most an inconvenience. And if wearing a mask is such a drain on your health, you probably shouldn't be leaving the house anyway
      No0o0o0 24 jul
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    • How about if you're high risk you just stay tf inside. Done expect me to bend over backwards because you're a fat fuck with diabetes.
      tiny_dick 24 jul
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    • We need to start making people wear tin foil hats. Its not inconvenient, and could even help.
      Dchavez 24 jul
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    • “I’m scared because you’re not wearing a mask, but I’m too big of a pussy to do anything about it, myself. Let me hire a big bully to intimidate you.”
      gmonty72 24 jul
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    • Seeing how easy people let the government scare them, and bend over and obey the government scares me. Y’all some sheep, like seriously. Numbers are not accurate, and still the survival rate is high. I pray for you all that mindlessly get hypnotized by the news
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    • Saw one of these comments that’s interesting. So I have a question. A woman doesn’t have the rights to her body in terms of abortion because it infringes on another humans rights to life and happiness. But that somehow doesn’t work for masks? your rights don’t end when they infringe on others now?
      karios 24 jul
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    • Can we please stop talking about the fucking masks? We all know what’s happening in the world. I just want to look at memes
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    • Ah, retail mercenaries
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    • Poor bar owners man. Shits gotta be rough for them
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    • why couldn’t they just stay as bouncers and enforce mask rules at bars instead of closing them?
      COVID_19 24 jul
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    • except they don’t work and the mortality rate of corona is less than the flu (which has a vaccine)
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    • Hey Alexa, what’s that quote about giving up freedom for safety?
      Pateo 24 jul
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    • Covid is less deadly than the flu but is overblown so 1) dems can attempt to commit mass voting fraud 2) pharma lobbyists can make bank and 3) we won’t be able to tell Biden is wearing a diaper cause the debates will be over basically zoom.
      Aaron_14 24 jul
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    • Still not wearing a fucking mask
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    • Hey ex-bouncer here. I worked plenty of night clubs in Atlanta over the years and threw plenty of people out. The only reason I was able to do so was because nightclubs sort of act in a gray area within the law. I could only put my hands on people because it was a private establishment and we had
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    • Yeah masks don’t work. Surgeons and doctors just wear them for fun.
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    • That's low key brilliant
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    • In the contexts of businesses they have every right to either make you wear a mask or refuse you service if you arnt wearing one. There’s curb side pick up or contactless delivery if your so bent on no mask. none of your rights have been violated
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    • Y’all will defend the government when it does nothing to stop people from being k1lled for the color of their skin and then call it a tyrannical government for asking you to wear a mask to end this pandemic.
      THANOSITY 24 jul
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    • Who fucking cares
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    • or the better idea is having America stop panicking about a virus with a 97% survival rate...
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    • One industry can’t/isn’t all of a sudden going to create a job position because another industry fell apart unfortunately
      KVGE 25 jul
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    • You guys know in 1918 when the Spanish flu epidemic was going on the US would arrest or fine your ass if you had no mask. Fuck off with your, "it's my right." Cause if it were me I wish we'd fucking fine people.
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    • Anti maskers are retarded because they’re helping spread a disease, but people who want the government to force people to wear masks are even fuckin worse, wait ten years and theses will be the same people who go: “You need to get your micro chip implanted so the government can keep you safe!”
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    • Government mandated pro-mask meme
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    • This would be worth it just to see a Karen get kicked out of a store after being a bitch to the employees
      thorks 24 jul
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    • Thank you government mandated pro mask meme
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    • Could we stop making masks a political debate? Its just a safety measure meant to stop the covid spread from YOUR OWN mouth, not fron other's
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    • Great idea but I doubt most stores would pay another employee to be glorified security at least my job wouldn’t
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    • Imagine some Karen picking a fight with some 6’7” 290 lbs of solid muscle Bouncer. Throw that bitch into next week.
      wspyder 24 jul
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    • You are not immune to propaganda
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    • Ah yes, a post about masks. I'm sure the comments are going to be lovely and there won't be any fighting whatsoever.
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    • This propaganda is getting REALLY aggressive.
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    • But the argue against arrests of protestors
      roastu90 24 jul
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    • This whole COVID 19 is a set up by the government to scare people and see what they can get away with and you fools are falling into the trap
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    • I wholeheartedly agree. I live with high risk family (mom and dad), my minimum wage job is what puts food on the table for my family of 4. This lady said she couldn't breathe in the mask and refused to wear in the store despite it being a store policy. I had to tell her that my dad has severe COPD
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    • I want this so bad, I want a big sweaty dude in a denim jacket to just fucking chokeslam the next anti-mask Karen that tries to enter the nearest Kroger without a mask.
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    • Am I the only who is not afraid of a virus the has a lower death rate than the common cold it's more about control than safety
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    • As a bouncer that lost his job due to this.. Plz
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    • As a bouncer who was out of work for a while before bars reopened, this would have been fantastic! I don’t mind dealing with assholes and such, I just get to laugh about it later, so that would have been a perfect job for me!
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    • Tf is 86ing
      SGGTJax 24 jul
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    • In this next stimulus, having to pay more taxes at the end of the year. Making them making less money over all in the long run, still having to work and deal with COVID with greater risk.
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    • Xeshi 24 jul
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    • Authoritarianism is cool
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    • Or we could just not freak out and stop making this political we literally have the data that says its okay to and again if masks work we can open up at full capacity also if your outside you don't have to wear a mask unless your on top of someone
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    • Why it iFunny a mask wearing argument platform
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    • Great idea! 😎👍
      Sensino 24 jul
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    • For people who dont know what 86 means in the context, restaurants use it as a way to say they are out of something. Like if they run out of tomatoes, they say "86 tomatoes"
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    • I’m actually working security for a Sam’s club enforcing the mask policy. They call me the Sams Bouncer 😂
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    • Having a mask and asshole bouncer at my job would take 70% of my worrying off my shoulders
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    • Private businesses have a right to refuse service to anyone for any reason other then race gender religion or sexual orientation so if they say no mask no service you bet your flat ass karen it's no mask no service this is capitalism at its finest
      aklemm87 24 jul
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    • It's gonna be harder to go nude in Walmart at this rate
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    • "I'm not wearing a mask because the goverment doesn't tell me what to do...FREEDOM." Alright cool. You should also walk around naked, because the government tells you to wear clothes in public too.
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    • My thoughts on the mask debate: don't let the government enforce or make laws on mask wearing in public. Businesses can kick you out for not wearing one. Other than that, wearing a mask isn't that bad, so do it if you can. If not, no one should really care
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    • Yeah. Enforcement on an idea that doesn't work
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    • Yeah that's stupid
      RedRyder0 24 jul
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    • I'm not reading all that
      chelsea_ 26 jul
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    • 86ing?
      matman34 26 jul
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    • But I’m already doing that for free
      Samurott_ 25 jul
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    • So you want to physically harass people who don’t wear masks because they fear a totalitarian government coercion? Fuck yourself
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    • Darwinism. Survival of the fittest. Those with weak bloodlines will parish, do not bow to the beast and wear his mark bc you are scared
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    • Except they probably got paid better with the unemployment and extra $600 a week. And the new stimulus if it passes, anyone who made under 40,000 the previous year will be getting another $1,200 along with tax cuts at the end of the year. Leaving an essential worker who made 60,000 a year nothing,
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    • Employers don’t wanna hire entire new people to do something current employees can handle
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    • You're all mostly retards. Idc tho
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    • I’m 5’9 and I am the only male at my store so the females usher me straight to the front when I get there “TELL THEM” “DO THE THING” like who tf gonna listen to me
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    • I like how it's a fucking political debate about whether or not science is real
      Arnoldd 24 jul
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    • “Government is making us wear masks!!! Wake up sheeple!! There’s obviously a good reason seeing how well coordinated the plan is and an obvious reason why they’d make us wear masks!! Dumb libtards!!”
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    • Let's start burning masks in protest
      dandjman 24 jul
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    • That's when I pull out my gun in self defense.
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    • My job has me, a scrawny 18 year old with a box cutter, watch the front door for thieves and people without masks.
      Empirony 24 jul
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    • twE3k 24 jul
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    • This is already happening lmao. Half the security staff at my workplace are from shut down night clubs
      BlueSil 27 jul
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    • Company’s are not gonna pay for extra people for a job the employees can do themselves
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    • My god, are you really for the idea of an actual enforcement for wearing a mask? I swear, you people want to control everything.
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    • A) mask is uncomfortable B ) fogs up glasses/sunglasses/SAFETY GLASSES. C)Social Distancing works better and D) NO ONE CAN SEE HER SAY "HELP ME"
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    • I’m not gonna hide behind an excuse of fighting the government, I simply don’t care about others and I’m not gonna wear a stupid placebo 24/7 so they feel better.
      DoverBend 24 jul
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    • Man it is insane how quickly people who dont know any facts about what they're advocating for demand it be enforced by violence.
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    • My god all the sheep, the ifunny community is full of damn libtards
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    • Or WWE wrestlers? and they could just clothes line them, before they even got through the door. And then they could shit talk about it on the news after. No?
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    • My local walmart had 3 doors open to customers, people were spread out and could go into any door they wanted, then the covid hit. They closed one door and started sanitizing carts, ok, makes a little sense i suppose, well then a few months later, our governor made masks mandatory, so my walmart...
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    • heave ho*
      chop_stix 24 jul
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    • I’m not sure if I have it or not because I didn’t go get tested, but I’ve been sick for a good two months and it still hurts to breathe. Be careful and stay healthy. <3
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    • This is a good way to get people to not were masks lmao. People just dont like being told what to do
      Kaiok 24 jul
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    • I wear a mask, but I would purposely not to wear one to have Walmart bouncers toss me out. Talk about LAW SUIT.
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    • I would love to see a Karen thrown out of a store by a fucking bouncer for not wearing a mask
      Anelg 24 jul
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    • What about the bartenders?
      VioIence 24 jul
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    • Heard the most fucked up thing today. Some non-masker compared the masks to the stars the Jews wore during the Holocaust.
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    • Masks fucking suck but If I can wear a regular mask with glasses with asthma In a machine shop for 6 hours a day (it's hot as balls) then so can just about anyone
      adamlong9 24 jul
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    • If you take action that puts yourself and others at risk you could be charged with reckless endangerment. How is refusing to adhere to pandemic guidelines any different?
      Iceheart 24 jul
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