Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
Hotwire Hotwire
16 dec 2020
Girls say that Post Malone is hot. I'm starting to realize that I'm not ugly. I'm just broke
when you're watching a marvel movie and
Stan Lee shows up
melkor106 melkor106
25 sep 2020
when you're watching a marvel movie and Stan Lee shows up
When your girlfriend says you can get a
PSS over her dead body:
Me
My Girlfriend
Really? Tears?
GameStop Cashier
They're not for him...
_Knightmare_ _Knightmare_
25 sep 2020
When your girlfriend says you can get a PSS over her dead body: Me My Girlfriend Really? Tears? GameStop Cashier They're not for him...
WTF fun fact #4002
A South Carolina high school student was arrested and suspended, and had his locker searched because of a creative writing assignment where he mentioned buying
gun to shool his pst
com
WhiteCrewmate_ WhiteCrewmate_
30 dec 2020
WTF fun fact #4002 A South Carolina high school student was arrested and suspended, and had his locker searched because of a creative writing assignment where he mentioned buying gun to shool his pst com
Me looking for the right song so I can carry on cleaning
AFloridian AFloridian
22 apr
Me looking for the right song so I can carry on cleaning
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
Tabby Tabby
28 mar
relationships that are equal parts making fun of each other and equal parts affection
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot...
al
When you get arrested and the police department doesnt let you put a filter on your mugshot... al
FaRt_FaCe FaRt_FaCe
25 sep 2020
© Based on: cheekscrush
this dog went to Harvard Surveillance recorded the entire process. will be here before left
id
CLEARLY
you don't have a father figure
id CLEARLY you don't have a father figure
The first selfie my grandpa took with his
new phone.
Fox_Flame Fox_Flame
5 feb
The first selfie my grandpa took with his new phone.
When you meet your friends
Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?"
"When I hit puberty. you're first."
Robguy69 Robguy69
24 nov 2020
When you meet your friends Mom and she says "Who's this handsome little man?" "When I hit puberty. you're first."
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into
Wendy's
I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
GReen0ne GReen0ne
2 mar
Florida man arrested for reportedly tossing gator into Wendy's I thought that was an acceptable form of payment in Florida.
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!!
WY \
cringyDanksnickers cringyDanksnickers
14 apr
OMG! Those are big ass spiders!!! WY \
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild
We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
ifyoureportmeyouregay ifyoureportmeyouregay
3 nov 2020
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine.
You may be a victim of software
counterfeiting.
Me:
am not in danger, Microsoft,
I am the danger.
Microsoft: Your license isn't genuine. You may be a victim of software counterfeiting. Me: am not in danger, Microsoft, I am the danger.
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
Aj1604 Aj1604
10 feb
When I'm about to Snitch on my step sister and she says "wait I'll do anything"
God: So there's just one rul-
Eve:
God: So there's just one rul- Eve:
Toothless or dog offers comfort to people who hate going to the dentist
Dog
guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
Gain Gain
26 sep 2020
Toothless or dog offers comfort to people who hate going to the dentist Dog guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive
Garden"
Catalyticmemes Catalyticmemes
22 dec 2020
When he gives you flowers wrapped in cellophane from the grocery store and says "we're going to Olive Garden"