• Girls pockets: can't even hold phone
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    • Right pocket is for my phone, left is for everything else
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    • hi, female roofing contractor here. First day on the job I asked by boss if I should bring my tool belt. Boss says nah. We show up to an inspection and boss man starts putting his phone, chalk, measuring tape, and all that nonsense in his pockets. I gave him a wtf look. He gave me a fanny pack.
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    • Women complain about not having pockets but get tablet-sized phones
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    • The pocket could fit an iPhone X too
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    • I never understood girls and their pocket problems, just buy pants with good pockets
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    • Don’t forget the gun we have.
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    • We make scissors????
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    • Then they go waste my money on $300 coach bags
      Monarch 27 jun
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    • I can fit my Nintendo switch in mine
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    • If you cant fit your keys, wallet, earbuds, trash, ak-47, pencil/pen in your pockets then they're useless
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    • I just wear men's pants tbh
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    • Girls are the only gender that complains about pockets and the only gender that looks good in cargo shorts
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    • False, he didn’t put the paint bucket in there.
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    • Girls could have all the pocket space they want nothing's stopping them from buying cargo pants but they rather buy lululemons that make their ass look fat for instagram
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    • That man is ready for the job. He has nothing to fear because his deep pockets contain every solution
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    • I was able to fit 12 pcs and 8 monitors along with 3 boxes of keyboards and mice under my bed somehow. I run a computer club btw
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    • In turkey village people (like me) have a pant named "shalvar" and pockets of shalvar is so big it can fit a 1,5 liters of water bootles (sorry for bad english as i sad im a village boi)
      Guruzof 30 jun
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    • I remember in middle school a single pocket could hold: 12 pack of crayola map colors, TI-83 calculator, my wallet, some extra pencils and a sharpener, a few highlighters, homework and notes from other classes, and my glasses case
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    • That because out pockets are deeper and we done wear em skin tight
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    • I can put two water bottles in each of my pockets
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    • Be careful, that could be sexist now. Lmao
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    • Ya but women get purses
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    • If you had a swiss army knife you could carry less of those
      Oshawatt 27 jun
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    • I can fit an entire 16.9 oz bottle of water in my front pocket, and I mean the WHOLE bottle, you can only see the cap, and there's still wiggle room. Levi's gang wya
      Kobro 28 jun
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    • That's what their purses are for right? Don't most women care more about fashion than functionality or even comfort anyway?
      NonPCPete 28 jun
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    • I can fit a full Nintendo switch
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    • JackyTris 27 jun
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    • Wear mens pants idiot
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    • I can fit a Nintendo switch in my pants pocket
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    • Phexal 27 jun
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    • Why does a painter have a manual electrical box finder and seven hammers???
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    • I mean, yea.
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    • I wish I could find jeans that fit where the pockets could hold anything more than half a phone
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    • Our pockets is like the girls purse they be fitting so much non sense
      Deann07 27 jun
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    • they wanna look tight in they fit
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      LewdShopManagerEcho 27 jun
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    • Except white people are responsible for 90% of all crime
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    • My pants wouldn’t stay up with all that weight.
      gralwe22 1 jul
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    • I used to stuff up to six large apples in my pockets in high school
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    • That's it?!?
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    • I'm trying to figure out what hes doing that requires that odd assortment of tools.
      dell420 30 jun
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    • I can fit entire ps4 game cases in my shorts pockets
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    • This is sexy!
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    • Men’s pockets^
      Jelloooo 30 jun
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    • I remember my first tool kit
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    • Men's pockets are the equivalent of a small bag of holding or pocket dimension (heh). I mean I can hold a ton of shit in my right pocket while my phone and a couple of pens are in the other. It's very useful, and don't get me started on the leg pockets either.
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    • It's all fun and games until you trip over your feet and land on that leg and got a giant bruise because you didn't want to wear your tool belt
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    • This is true. I work construction and with a pair of carpenter jeans I can carry every hand tool I use in my pockets
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    • I can fit two large water bottles in mine
      Beanboi17 30 jun
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    • It’s because we take half of women’s pockets for our selves
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    • I can fit my switch, phone, and DS in my female pocket
      RpMaster 30 jun
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    • Why would he put the screwdriver like that, if he put it with the head down it would be more convenient and more space
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    • Most of my pants can fit my Switch and phone in the same pocket.
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    • Yo. That man has to have a fat dick walking with scissors in his pocket
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    • This is why I wear levis 31 30s. They fit and I dont have to carry a purse.
      mj82456 30 jun
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    • No joke, those scissors are the perfect example of a company slapping some plastic on something and charging three times the price just cuz it's built "tough". And some dudes will die defending that shit
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    • I put a whole ass switch in my pockets
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    • Bro fuck that, I was doing a roof in the winter and my dumbass pants couldn’t hold shit
      Bats 30 jun
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    • Now this is where Cargo pants should shine for women. But I’m a dude and don’t know crap about women and if it’s the same for women or not.
      BrevonNe 30 jun
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    • Y'all see any equality here? I dont.
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    • Buy. Better. Pants.
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    • My boyfriend has pants that have pockets inside the pockets.
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    • I once bet a girl I could fit everything in her purse into my pocket and then I did
      grisbk 30 jun
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    • I can fit a water bottle, phone, wallet, keys and pencil and pen all in one pocket
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    • But they get a purse so its fair. 😃
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    • Buuuuutt! They get a purse so its fair.
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    • Why do I hear the Home Depot theme?
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    • I like to have my wallet in my back right pocket, my phone in the left with just the driving key dipped into the edge so as not to scratch my phone up and leaving the rest out. Everything else goes into the right pocket.
      Azenin 30 jun
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    • Until you trip and the screwdriver stabs you in the stomach.
      JeepWave 30 jun
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    • I wish we had pockets in dresses
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    • I wish they gave us pockets idk who designs these pants without pockets for girls but I want to have a talk with these imbeciles.
      Reflex42 30 jun
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    • If I’m wearing athletic shorts then I can fit more stuff in one of my pockets to weight it down enough to make my shorts fall before I run out of room
      Ragz 30 jun
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    • My two front pockets together can hold my phone, wallet, keys, knives, small pistol, charging powerbank, and stop have room for both hands
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    • You see how those arent fucking skinny jeans. Maybe girls pockets are small because they wear clothes that is specifically meant to be tight
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    • We would if they made pants with GOOD pockets 😑(that's not super spendy)
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    • hold... phone...
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    • Those pointy bois are going to cut a hole in his pocket
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    • :(
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    • Ayyup
      DarkShark 29 jun
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    • We can fit an iPad within our pockets as well lmao
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    • *man pockets
      theguy808 29 jun
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    • Does anyone else just shove a switch in there pocket to like go inside or something
      obligatdd 29 jun
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    • I totally flipped out when my mom bought me TWO dresses with pockets
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    • Men actually use there POCKETS
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    • *Attention women of iFunny* It is a glorious day. For the men have declared wearing pants too tight for a phone is stupid. We are liberated. No more tight jeans or shorts that accentuate our ass and thighs. Go put on your athletic pants and head to old navy. Hoorah.
      saminole5 29 jun
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    • Cuz boys actually do work.
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    • You can't take out half the things in that pocket without the other half coming our
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    • They intentionally make girl pockets small to sell purses
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    • Everything you need for the day
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    • Whatever happened to worker jeans that have the extra loop on them below the pocket? All my clothes were hand-me-downs so I never knew where they came from. Now that I'm 25 and moved out, all my jeans are just normal/shitty and I don't really like it.
      THAWTHUG 29 jun
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    • I'm a dude. I wear American eagle skinny jeans and I can BARELY fit my Google pixel 3 in my pocket and only in the front pocket.
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    • And that's why I buy guy jeans
      Oshbaaya 29 jun
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    • I’m tired of women complaining about their pockets when they can become designers and make them deeper
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    • Left pocket phone. Right pocket wallet
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    • One step forward. Ouch. One step backwards. Ouch.
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    • My pocket can fit a 32 oz water bottle in them with room to spare
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    • Can anyone explain the specific purpose of aviation cutters or is it just another type of heavy strength plyer?
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    • That screw driver is a good way to jam your hand every time you want something out of your pocket
      WattaPoof 29 jun
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