Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as
Their friend:
kofiifuk kofiifuk
17 dec 2020
Girls on their friends posts: OMG so pretty I wish I was as beautiful as Their friend:
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
BenAndJerrys BenAndJerrys
27 jan
Wen u wake up at to pee and u try to check your text messages
day *eats cake*
Me: Sleeps with her sister
Her:
The_Kraken124 The_Kraken124
23 oct 2020
day *eats cake* Me: Sleeps with her sister Her:
Weapons of Mass
Distraction
An_Aggressive_Racnoon An_Aggressive_Racnoon
19 oct 2020
Weapons of Mass Distraction
Paul Rudd has 2 stars
One for him and one for Ant Man...
WHITE_G00DMAN WHITE_G00DMAN
28 dec 2020
Paul Rudd has 2 stars One for him and one for Ant Man...
ACCT Philly @
@ACCTPhilly
Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat
AM - Sep 23, 2020
16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
DregsOfSociety DregsOfSociety
29 sep 2020
ACCT Philly @ @ACCTPhilly Poor Lasagna was abandoned in a dog crate at a whopping 29.5lbs this chonky cat would love someone who can help her lose the #quarantine15 and become a healthy and happy cat AM - Sep 23, 2020 16.8K people are Tweeting ab...
Puppy born with a mustache
little olier now, still rocking the stache
Piiper Piiper
27 sep 2020
Puppy born with a mustache little olier now, still rocking the stache
When the new star wars squadrons game come out
Her: He's probably cheating on me
Me and the boys at
All
5 Kin!
be Tale lale by
Standi
SimplygRed
standing by
Red/ Buttons
Rad
standingIiby
GMFacts GMFacts
27 sep 2020
When the new star wars squadrons game come out Her: He's probably cheating on me Me and the boys at All 5 Kin! be Tale lale by Standi SimplygRed standing by Red/ Buttons Rad standingIiby
over
on, fave mare biad
You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by
Count Docku!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
HunterForHire HunterForHire
27 sep 2020
over on, fave mare biad You foall was traitted in the Jedifacis by Count Docku! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
SwiftUI SwiftUI
19 oct 2020
"My cousin's friend let her son wear this hoodie on picture day if he promised to take it off for the photo. He didn't."
Cougars be like...that young man is
SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
BoUndNGaGeD BoUndNGaGeD
5 jan 2021
Cougars be like...that young man is SO cute, and funny. I can't wait to give him some fruit snacks
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild
We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
ifyoureportmeyouregay ifyoureportmeyouregay
3 nov 2020
When you peek at their uno cards and see a draw 4 wild We believe they have weapons of'mass destruction
When you just finished a bag of Doritos
I_dont_know_what_happened I_dont_know_what_happened
27 oct 2020
When you just finished a bag of Doritos
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate
their guns too...
ME: Well, ain't this place a
geographical oddity!...
DickHoits DickHoits
18 mar
ATF: That's strange, all your neighbors said the lake ate their guns too... ME: Well, ain't this place a geographical oddity!...
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
When she wants Netflix and chill but the show is actually pretty good
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say
"she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house"
@dailsy
Pamperos21 Pamperos21
23 sep 2020
When your mom introduces you to your potential step daddy this week and has the AUDACITY to say "she's shy, she's just not used to seeing a guy around the house" @dailsy
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous.
Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
dumnull dumnull
6 nov 2020
Post Malone is proof that women will think any dude is "fine" just so long as he's famous. Ladies you can find you a Post Malone working in the kitchen of almost any restaurant if you are serious about getting you one.
A relationship should be she pays the rent and I live there
@Hoodville
chilla_chillout chilla_chillout
5 nov 2020
A relationship should be she pays the rent and I live there @Hoodville
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off
@DEATHBYDIAPERS
Drivethru worker watching me check the bag before I drive off @DEATHBYDIAPERS