• Girls: I must find a
toilet, I need to pee.
Boys:
Ahafe Tree.
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    • at least men get to pee on easy mode.
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    • girls can piss in the wild but it's harder to hide
      Loiter 5 jul
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    • "This piss will be legendary!"
      Kingbofa 5 jul
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    • To girls in this situation:
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    • To be fair girls kinda have to take off their pants and they can't really aim, guys can just whip it out and go lmao
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    • Aha, the open mouth of someone who is sleeping
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    • Aha Earth
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    • Just pee in your ladies butt
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    • In the mean time I’m a girl and I shit on my neighbors back porch steps when my parents locked me out of the house when I was 8
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    • Our piss will be legendary!
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    • Us men have easy mode body’s women have hard mode
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    • If women ever try to start a regime, we can remove all the toilets, rendering them toiletless. Check and mate.
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    • At least men live on easy mode when it comes to peeing
      Audi_R8 5 jul
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    • I can't pee with people around
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    • "AHA ANYTHING THAT EXISTS"
      Tubiet 5 jul
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    • Because this meme has a snow leopard in it I am hereby obligated to post sleeopard to accompany it.
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    • Or if you have enough charisma and money for public indecency, just whip out and start going
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    • I have hikers/campers(mostly older dudes) tell me all the time that girls are better suited for shitting in the woods bc they’re used to squatting. Even get told stories about guys getting spooked and falling in their shit
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    • Featured with 0 likes and 0 comments Nice.
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    • Did you know until 1596 when Sir John Harington created the first modern design of the toilet, women could physically not pee?? What a relief we felt!
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    • Peeing outside is fucking magical
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    • I don’t see any porn
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    • I pissed on your mom
      420q 5 jul
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    • Ladies you can just pee on me
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    • Girls can pee wherever they want. They just need to not be a pussy about it
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    • As a girl with a small bladder you have no idea how envious I am
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    • Girls need a whole clump of trees but we do that too
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    • If its far enough from people i dont even look for a tree. Just dont piss on the path
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    • On a road trip: AHA A BOTTLE
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    • pee on me 😄
      snorty 6 jul
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    • Pissing my pants
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    • Gatorade bottles work too. And for you ladies, buy a shewee and use a Gatorade bottle too
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    • I had a tree in my backyard that was the pee tree
      DVLDG291 5 jul
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    • Where’s that meme that says “changing an entire format for no reason: [lord farquaad] ‘That’s illegal’”
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    • "The ground" tf?
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    • We gotta make do
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    • Whenever I got to pee I just drop my pants and do it. Idgaf if I’m in a goddamn field
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    • Not them city boys
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    • Just piss yourself. It's that easy
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    • Women can pee anywhere too. It's just harder to keep a secret.
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    • Our piss will be legendary
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    • Even I wouldn't do that and I'm a guy
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    • AHA SOMEBODY'S LEG!
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    • The tree from that one feature is sweating in it's boots now
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    • Cant girls still go behind trees? I mean, its harder but if you got to go then..
      Slank 7 jul
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    • Ever pissed in an open field the breeze you catch is real nice
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    • one time when i was little my dog bit me so i shat on the floor and blamed it on the dog so my dad would yell at him
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    • Boys: ZA WARUDO
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    • That isn't even what he said in the movie wtf
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    • You aint ever lived till your crouched in the middle of the forest peeing like an animal and a deer makes eye contact with you the whole time till you both respectfully part ways
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    • Well it's actually very difficult for females to pee without a toilet
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    • Can a girl just like, bend backwards and let that pee fly out? Is it weird thinking that makes me want to see if it works the way I think it will?
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    • Aha my pants
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    • Finally, a worthy tree, my piss will be legendary
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    • How did women pee during caveman times? Did they have to find ancient dinosaur toilets or something?
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    • Phexal 5 jul
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    • They should make skirts with zippers below so you can just unzip them s pee freely
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    • Aha, the side of my own car
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    • We don't have a nozzle like you guys do
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    • All we gotta do it take off our bottom clothing and pop a squat. It’s really not that hard.
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    • Boys will be boys, but please don’t let your 7 year old sons stand on your driveway facing traffic, pull it out and pee on the road. My neighbor allowed his to, and the only reason I know is because my mom was driving down the road and the boy waved at us with it still out. Nasty.
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    • I don't get it. What's the difference?
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    • My grandma peed on Myan ruins when she went to see them and they didn’t have a bathroom
      lynplum 5 jul
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    • What are you, a dog?
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    • You know I just found out that taking a piss in public in California and getting caught will make you a registered sex offender meaning you gotta go around telling your neighbors that you are a sex offender when you move all for taking a piss on a tree
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    • Ahh, the good old fashion squat and piss
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    • Tree if available if not just don't pee into the wind
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    • Girls lose the body battle but guys lose the how easy is life battle
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    • Yup 😄
      IDGAFU 7 jul
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    • My girl pees out in public (hidden of course) more than I do lmao
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    • I bought my girl a coochie urinal so she can pee standing up when we're hiking. I kinda miss watching her squat when I was supposed to be on lookout tho
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    • Girls, don't say you need to piss when im standing right here
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    • Pee
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    • Liggy505 7 jul
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    • I went camping with my girl and she goes in the woods
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    • Ladies, why do you have to use a toilet when you have my mouth?
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    • I'm a girl and I piss outside all the time. Gotta be good at squatting and balance 😊
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    • Something about pissing on a tree just feels right
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    • I just realized, why does he have so many teeth? Looks like me in the third grade when I tried to draw toothy smiles but didnt know teeth proportions so I just drew lines like crazy
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    • Yea no
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    • I peed behind a school one time during a fourth of July firework show one time
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    • Sometimes you just gotta piss on somebody's lawn at 1am
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    • Why do so many of u like this, this isn’t funny
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    • Meanwhile my friend pissed and vomited at the same time at 3 am behind the restaurant we worked at after we all had drinks at a bar. She didn't give a shit
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    • Cant a girl just pop a squat and pee
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    • To be fair, girls have to use a toilet or dig a hole. Guys can just go fund a tree if there aint a urnil near by. Its simple biology.
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    • They have pee funnels for women. If your a girl I highly recommend you invest in this two dollar item. It’s a life saver on any type of trip. Even when you hit that highway gas station that smells way to much like Chinese fish market. It’ll help you feel, less dirty.
      Rycm 6 jul
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    • I hate peeing outside
      heyoguys 6 jul
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    • They make pocket funnels
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    • Does anyone else dream they’re looking for a bathroom and the toilet is missing or whatever
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    • I take a shit in the woods at least three times a week
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    • His teeth are weird
      Brume 6 jul
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    • Bars
      drfake 6 jul
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    • His teeth be lookin particularly lit up
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