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    • For those that dont get it: girls get shot in the leg and cry during puberty and boys lay down in the snow and cry. Its a natural phenomenon
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    • Post nut clarity is the kinda intelligence I wish I had all the time
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    • Imagine not having glow in the dark cum lol get on my level peasants
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    • Life really goes downhill after you experience post nut clarity for the first time
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    • everyone when he said that
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    • It's fine. It's just the new cherry cum
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    • Fun fact: after getting a vasectomy your doctor will tell you to cum 20+ times then bring in a sample (to ensure it took) but will fail to tell you the first time will be bloody
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    • Fuck cherry cum me and my homies all hate cherry cum
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    • Yeah cum looks more like the venom symbiote. Except anime cum they have to make it white because the Japanese sensor that stuff.
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    • wait, cum is white?
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    • Wtf?! Who has red cum? And who has white cum? To my understanding everyone has green cum
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    • Girl?😳
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    • Scariest thing of my life is when I creampied my friend, and when I pulled it out it was this discussing homoncoulus clumpy white and red mixture, so I thought I “oh cool I just nutted blood I’m dying” and then her dumbass hit me with a “oh I forgot it’s that time of the month”
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    • Now call me all the names you want, but a period is far worse than the cum thing.
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    • I wish a woman would ask “u dick ok bro” to me
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    • My cum is like a mood ring it changes color based on my emotions
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    • Fun fact: the artist that drew the original one of these fucking died last year from cancer, her handle was qinni go look at her stuff good artist full respect
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    • I jizzed blood for about two months once
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    • Onetime i fucked a whore. She was on top and got her off me and came on my tummy. She said it was really white. Shes never seen it that white before. I told her because i am pure
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    • Hey y’all ever put your mans cum into a cupcake so you can have a little cream filled cupcake?
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    • Wait you guys cum?
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    • Imagine being a girl tho 💀 that must suck
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    • So wait, y’all’s cum ain’t purple???
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    • I’m a girl and I’ll rate your tits male or female
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    • Is anyone going to mention that the upvote brought it to 421 from 420. Not nice
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    • Bruh you know what would be funny? If pee was yellow instead of red lmao that would be so wierd.
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    • The only difference is that I’m not crying when I masturbate I’m smiling
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    • MY FIRST FEATURE THANK YOU EVERYONE
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    • I was 12 and watching teen titans the first time it happened
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    • It’s strawberry flavored
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    • Cum isn’t red but it’s not that white
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    • NO SCAM
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    • He’s got a problem if his cum is white my shit is red and sometimes green
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    • First and only time was when I was fuckin my homies roomate cuz she was a sloppy Sloot came home buzzed I was buzzed u know the rest. Woke up in her bed the next morning for some wake up sex. Pulled put to cum and my dick was bloody I was terrified for a super quick hot sec until I realized lol.
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    • girls dont exist, clearly he is baiting in this post
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    • WELCOME TO THE CUM ZONE
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    • My cum is fully black, got that stealth mode
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    • Y'all have liquid cum?
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    • Cum is not red I would know he/she is a dumbass
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    • Gibbys cum glows in the dark
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    • Imagine upvoting a post with 420 likes on it....
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    • If you jack off before going through puberty the first time will be bloody. Ik because the first time I jacked it I was 8
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    • Masturbation leads to Baldness
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    • I remember when I was like 9 I didn’t know that you needed lubricant to actually masturbate and I started bleeding one time after like an hour of rubbing my skin
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    • My gf gets horny af when she is on her period
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    • Cum is green
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    • Cock and Ball torture be like
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    • Haha so original
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    • Ok but why is HE crying?
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    • Shouldn't it be the other way around? Because women like seamen and men like cock and ball torture.
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    • Sex funny
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    • Why do ifunnyers think redditors aren’t just normal people?
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    • Hmmph... Reddit.
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    • What is...cum?
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    • They could've at least gave her some hair.
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    • I’m a man and I’m 22 and haven’t gotten my period yet.. I’m just a late bloomer right?
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    • So guys cum is red...?
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    • ricc
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    • Girls cum to tho
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    • I know this is all jokes because we should know jizz is purple
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    • Y’all know women ejaculate too right?
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    • You can actually ejaculate blood. It's a condition called Hematospermia. Although most of the time it is benign and resolves on it's own, it can also be a result of tumors or infections.
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    • haha imagine is piss was yellow instead of black lmaooo
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    • I woke up and my left leg was sticky af
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    • periods don’t only occur during puberty
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    • Why don’t you take a look at it and find out
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    • u dick ok bro?
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    • Fuck reddit
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    • I'M A GIRL
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    • What kinda cry baby ass mother fucker... boys should not be crying like little bitches, only on occasion. Leaves from the Vine is one such occasion.
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    • Efukt has video of guy cumming blood
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    • Umm cum ain’t red right?
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    • For those who don’t get why girls are lying in a red puddle it’s because every month we have to cut off our dicks
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    • Blood in your urine or in your cum is a sign of problems. Usually it's just dehydration which is simple to cure. But it could also be a sign of prostate problems, cancer, infections, or kidney problems. Hope its just dehydration and not the other scary stuff
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    • I’ve learned to prevent post nut clarity because while I’m beating off my interests and personality change almost completely and even after I nut I’ll be jacking it to the same shit tomorrow
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    • Whoa? So is rainbow coloured mixture oozing out wrong? Don't tell me it's supposed to be white it's been years!!!
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    • the worst part about periods os its literally the only tine your horny
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    • Women are the perfect experts on a functional penis.
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    • The 1 on the right is still me at 27
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    • I do not miss wet dreams omg
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    • Why is he peeing milk
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    • As if girls arent also masturbating and horny all the time during puberty.
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    • I knew I was doing something wrong
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    • I'd probably remove my dick in an emotional episode at like 3 am and not realize until four days later
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    • Everytime I cum in the ass of a little kid my cum turns green
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    • Mine comes out black and green
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    • Uhmmmm
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    • God bless the red white and blue mother fuckers
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    • Imagine if cum was white and not purple😂😂😂😂
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