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    • I asked two of my gay friends if I was attractive and they said I was alright. Can’t fucking win with either side
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    • Im sorry I can’t kiss you good night anymore
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    • You touch my dick we gonna end up having butt sex so don't
      SaucyyAce 25 sep
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    • I'd obliterate Scarlett Johansson's anus
      dean12 25 sep
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    • Wait, you guys don't touch your homies' dick? Damn, maybe I am gay.
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    • As long as he doesn’t have the gay voice and doesn’t try some gay shit on me I couldn’t care less
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    • Look man I'm not gay but a homie gotta do what a homie gotta do
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    • I dont wanna tell my homies I’m gay because I feel like they wouldn’t hang out with me as much. I’m not sexually attracted to them at all but I feel like they would think otherwise
      e621_net 25 sep
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    • Hell I don’t care if a homie comes out as gay, I wouldn’t want them to change themselves but I don’t mind long as you’re a decent person we’re cool
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    • My one friend makes her sexuality her personality and it's honestly made me talk to her less. Like I still love her but we never talk about anything anymore. Just her liking girls and getting pride stuff. And I'm not even straight and it just pisses me off how she acts.
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    • He's not gay he's homisexual
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    • Why is she so fucking cute.
      ECHO5ECHO 25 sep
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    • Scarlett Johansson would obliterate my anus
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    • wait. its not normal to suck your best friend’s cock when you’re both bored?
      smalldong 25 sep
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    • Two of my best friends turned out to be gay dudes. And no I’m not gay
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    • it’s hilarious to me when dudes say “i don’t care about gays as long as they don’t go for me” . my best friend is gay and he’s the chillest, most hilarious noon i’ve ever met . it’s always hella funny when he tells me about way older guys that he hooks up with
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    • This is true. My spouse is bi. And her childhood friend just came out. So she's finally getting to be herself sexually. So long story short. I get to watch a girl practice eating pussy on my spouse and sometimes when I'm not recording it and putting it up on pornhub I join in and.. 1/2
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    • Boys:
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    • Not true. I have a really good friend who is gay but he’s not the flamboyant kind, in fact I didn’t even know he was gay until he mentioned something about a guy he used to date. He’s a really chill guy, he’s also my personal trainer
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    • Scarlett Johansson in a feature? Here come the horny bois
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    • Having a gay friend is kind of like having a friend of the opposite sex. I mean, everyone gets horny so they’ve probably thought about it once or twice, but that doesn’t mean they actually want you. I actually distance myself from straight friends I’m truly attracted to for their comfort.
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    • Girls dont find me attractive so why would a gay guy?
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    • One of my homies just randomly came out as bi one day in the gc. Didnt think anything of it it's just like oh cool I'm glad he felt comfortable telling us
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    • I remember in high school this cornfed giant hick had the hots for me. I kept hearing rumors he was gonna try and make me gay. I avoided that guy like the plague.
      yokimmer 25 sep
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    • You’re a bad friend if you don’t respect your homie for who he is
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    • Yall closeted gays if you can't have a friendship with someone gay
      Basquiat 26 sep
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    • I had a gay friend. He was reap quit. Never questioned him or busted his balls over it. I liked vagina and he likes dick. Whatever. I have more important things to be worried about.
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    • No because gay guys can’t hide it so it’s not a surprise. To all the closeted gays reading this, everyone already knows.
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    • My homies can touch my dick all they want, that's not gay, but as soon as one of them comes out as gay, they are still my homie, but they lose pp touch privilege
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    • Gays are fucking assholes though. For real.
      artoffart 25 sep
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    • Girls are highkey more homophobic than guys. Guys will make it all public n shit but girls will go in like a sleeper agent. Like when I came out, the straight girls acted all happy and whatever but would box me out of everything. Trying to talk to new people, make a new friend, or just being around
      Schmeef 25 sep
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    • Y'all, it actually fucking hurts when you come out to your friends and they pull shit like, "don't look at me when I'm changing" or "you're not into ME, right?" When I was in the high school locker room I changed in the stall, I kept my eyes down, I made every effort I could to make sure the pt 1
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    • I was once roommates with a gay. He tried getting in bed with me no less than 4 times.
      iNeptulon 26 sep
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    • I came out as bisexual and my friend all of a sudden didn’t like hanging out with me but then invited me to a sleepover just to say “I think being gay is gross” and stared at me and my other friend who is pan(she had a girlfriend at the time) later that night my friends girlfriend broke up with her-
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    • When I found out my buddy Jacob was gay I was just like “ok”
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    • The last person who called me gay got his dick sucked
      Fluffy142 25 sep
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    • My friend came out to me as gay and explained how he likes this one guy and I was like “damn why did you tell me this?” And this son of a bitch says “cuz you’re gay too aren’t you?” Never once in my life have I felt so insulted by something so innocent
      Solairos 27 sep
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    • Oh girls are the same way, it’s always “you don’t like me or anything right?” Like no bitch I don’t want you’re basic ass
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    • Low key the worst thing to say to someone coming out. If you're straight, you don't wanna fuck every girl do you? So what makes you think a guy wants to fuck every guy. Gay is not the same as whore.
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    • She cute
      Jungler 26 sep
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    • Bro I’ve been calling my friend gay for years turns out he’s dead
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    • I told my homies im bi and they still slap my ass and shit, gettin kinda sus ngl
      yifgif 25 sep
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    • I never understood why coming out is something to be celebrated these days. I mean it was wrong to publicly shame them, beat them up, etc but now its a requirement to give them a fucking parade. So you're gay, why does it matter?
      NonPCPete 27 sep
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    • Why are her eyes going in different directions
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    • Everyone prefers the company of men
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    • All of my gay friends say I'm hot but that's cause they all have a fetish for small dudes. So unfortunately it doesn't cross over with women
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    • "you don't like... have a crush on me, do you? you don't? oh my god why not am i not PRETTY ENOUGH for you?"
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    • If my homie comes out as gay I'd probably support him. Then show him the true power of a femboy... jk
      luka0157 25 sep
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    • Most people who are gay don’t like to go after male friends they have but sometimes they just crush
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    • Id let em touch my dick
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    • Girls will openly want to experiment after finding out.. guys will straight up flee for their lives 😂
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    • Where can I watch the entire video
      fuck_boy 25 sep
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    • If my best friend told me they were gay and they tried to make a move I would let it happen cause I'm kinda bi curious and how great would it be to be able to fuck his boi pussy and get head whenever I wanted
      BLUG8R506 25 sep
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    • I'm just looking for someone to look at me like Scarlett does
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    • Ex girlfriend of mine came out as full lesbian after being bi for so long (only reason she dated me, finally decided she didn't want dick, so that's a real self esteem shot right there). Her friend is trying to figure her own sexuality out, and honestly, I'm kinda scare my ex will make a move. 1/2
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    • If you are gay and talk normal, look normal, and act normal then you do you. It’s when you start dressing in princess dresses and dying your hair pink and talking like a valley girl that people get annoyed. Go suck a dick and like it I literally don’t care
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    • Not sure why guys think most woman are Bi. Fucking nasty.
      sarah285 25 sep
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    • I lost a lot of homies cuz they found out I was bi. Had one friend legit told me to fuck off and drove off fast when I told him
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    • If youre friends see you differently because of your sexuality they aren't true friends
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    • I once asked if I could touch my friends dick, we've been together for almost seven years now
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    • I wish....
      Jennnny 25 sep
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    • Idk man all my friends would freak out in a bad way if they knew I liked girls...
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    • Actually they just stop hanging out with you and start ignoring when you try to contact them
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    • If was fucked up I'd let 'em suck it, so I know what it feels like but then pretend I forgot it happened after.
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    • I’d let Scarlett Johansson peg me no homo or anything though
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    • nah let me tell you from experience girls will keep a gay guy as their best friend, but ruin a girls life if she’s gay
      yellow 26 sep
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    • Im gay and there's no way in hell i would make a move on any of my friends. They all dumb asses
      water875 26 sep
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    • what is the girl In this meme from? pls help. I'd ask for sauce but I don't even have context.
      dparks116 26 sep
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    • "Oh my God you're homophobic! You dont like me because I'm gay" No, I dont like you because you're fucking obnoxious Brandon I dont care that you suck dick
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    • Just don’t push gayness into me and we are all good
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    • But don’t girls make out at every sleep over anyways
      BlameGame 25 sep
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    • Who is that lady
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    • If you don't touch your friends dick, are you really friends?
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    • Y'all think girls use their lesbian friends for free head? I mean it seems like a win win. She gets head and the lesbian gets to eat some pussy.
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    • My 3 best friends r all lesbians. 2 of them had just came out like 5 months ago & r now dating. The other 1 is like a full on boy. They r chill tho. They r all country & do t get mad & offended over stupid shit
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    • my friend since grade school got high on meth and drunk a bunch of vodka and told me he wants to be a girl and i was like well i had a feeling that you were that way and ill still be your friend. then he told me he wants to have my kids (im already married to a girl and 1000% straight) and that
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    • That’s because often times girls are a little bit lesbian themselves and get excited when they found out they’re not alone and there’s someone to possibly fool around with
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    • When my friend came out as gay he was surprised by the way I reacted he said I’m gay then I said ok wanna go play bball
      AJDAGREAT 26 sep
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    • I've never wanted to have any sexual anything with friends, and I'm bi that goes for girl and boy friends.
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    • This is a lie. I’ve lost friends and ridiculed when I came out as a lesbian
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    • One of my guy friends is bisexual but I just treat him as if that shit didn't exist and he was straight
      Fuccadis 25 sep
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    • All girls are bisexual
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    • That’s horrible. Just because someone is gay doesn’t mean they have no standards and if you treat your friend like that, then you are no friend at all and never were
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    • I told an ex I was bi and his reaction was to constantly think I was hitting on anyone I talked to. Like I didn't have friends I just wanted to fuck everyone lol
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    • The second a straight dude finds out someone gay they act like their the hottest shit “bro don’t hit on me” ain’t no one hittin on yo ugly ass that’s why u single
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    • What about bisexual?
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    • I found out my best friend was gay when he admitted he was in love with me...... anyway we have been together for over a year now.
      RuneFoot 26 sep
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    • Between chicks it probably would’ve been some weird passive aggressive shit
      Ryjak 26 sep
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    • My friend turned out to be gay, really sucks because now I can't let him fuck me in the ass since im not a homo
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    • Not the homie anymore
      Kriegsman 25 sep
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    • A gay friend that doesn’t push his lifestyle on you actually makes an amazing friend!
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    • Or, y'know, we be supportive for them
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    • Bro, you've clearly never met a straight woman, I can't count the times I've had a gay friend come out and then one of my other straight friends says "you're not... into me are you?"
      ChiaraM 25 sep
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    • I’d say you can suck my dick but no homo and that my friends is how you get a blow job and yes I know some of you fucks are gonna come at me and I’m ready for it
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    • Boys: Hey I'm gay. Oh man that's wild wanna play Halo?
      Cornut34 25 sep
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    • and thats why gay dudes dont like coming out to their bros lol
      Shutfuck 25 sep
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    • i read “girls after finding out their boyfriend is a lesbian”
      kjb57 25 sep
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