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    • He’s speaking the language of the Gods
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      • How do you speak Minecraft?
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        • Manatea 7 feb
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            • The language in the minecraft enchanting table is actually Commander Keen's Standard Galactic Alphabet. It can be translated however it means nothing in minecraft because it's all randomized
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                • I ᒷᔑℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑ᒷᒷᓭᒷ ᒲᔑ↸ᒷ 𝙹リꖎ|| ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ ||ᒷᔑᓭℸ ̣ ᓵ⚍ꖎℸ ̣ ╎⍊ᔑℸ ̣ ᒷ↸ ⎓∷𝙹ᒲ bᒷ||𝙹リᓵᒷ'ᓭ !¡⚍ᓭᓭ||
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                  • _lixdy_ 8 feb
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                    • This > mumble rap
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                      • Google translate needs to add Minecraft language
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                        • It’s the galactic alphabet!!!
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                          • Iᓭ リ╎⊣⊣ᒷ∷ ᔑꖎꖎ𝙹∴ᒷ↸ ╎リ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ?
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                              • Imagine Steve trying to speak to you with this language. No wonder all the mobs try to kick his ass, they think he’s trying to unleash an elder god.
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                                  • ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ᓭℸ ̣ ᔑリ↸ᔑ∷↸ ⊣ᔑꖎᔑᓵℸ ̣ ╎ᓵ ᔑꖎ!¡⍑ᔑʖᒷℸ ̣ i ᓭᒷᒷ?
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                                    • Why not just do enchanting 100
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                                      • Isn't that just the standard galactic alphabet? Or am I misinformed
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                                          • Sheyano 7 feb
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                                            • It could of said ENCHANTING 100 instead of MINECRAFT 100
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                                                • SPOOKY_J 9 feb
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                                                    • ǝʇıuʇɹoɟ uɐɥʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq sı ʇɟɐɹɔǝuıɯ
                                                      Joprone 7 feb
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                                                      • Fun fact! That language is the standard galactic alphabet! You can find examples to use for translation it’s pretty good for writing secret notes as long as you have your key with you :)
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                                                          • More in mah feed
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                                                            • ⍑ᒷ’ᓭ ᓭ!¡ᒷᔑꖌ╎リ⊣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ꖎᔑリ⊣⚍ᔑ⊣ᒷ 𝙹⎓ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ⊣𝙹↸ᓭ
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                                                              • You could have just used the original enchanting 100
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                                                                • Its the standard galactic alphabet. Originally from the commander keen games by id software, it was later used by mojang in the Minecraft enchanting table.
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                                                                    • Fun fact: The text used for the Minecraft enchanting tables was based off of the alphabet in Kommander Keen
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                                                                      • Cuz the meme always gets top comment
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                                                                        • HybridD 7 feb
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                                                                          • Its actually a real-ish language, called the galactic alphabet, theres even a translation. But its all memes and references
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                                                                              • Ok its.. A complex language.
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                                                                                • I remember the “mod” that allowed you to read the enchantments in game
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                                                                                      • ʇpɐɹɔǝuıɯ sɐ pooƃ sɐ ʇusı ǝʇıuʇɹoɟ
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                                                                                        • Yet, he speaks and replies in English
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                                                                                            • D╎ᓵꖌ リ╎⊣⊣ᔑ ᓭ⍑╎ℸ ̣ !¡╎ᓭᓭ
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                                                                                                • Yet he says that in english
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                                                                                                  • Y𝙹⚍∷ ⊣ᔑ|| ||𝙹⚍ ᓭℸ ̣ ⚍!¡╎↸ ᔑᓭᓭ ʖ╎ℸ ̣ ᓵ⍑.
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                                                                                                    • its called the Standard Galactic Alphabet you uncultured swine
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                                                                                                        • He responded in English tho
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                                                                                                          • what are the chances that someone who blocked you gets featured
                                                                                                            kyiato 8 feb
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                                                                                                            • How does he only speak Minecraft crafting table but is typing regularly (not in Minecraft table)
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                                                                                                              • Aꖎ∷╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ꖎ╎ᓭℸ ̣ ᒷリ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ⎓ᔑ⊣⊣𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭ
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                                                                                                                • Iℸ ̣ ╎ᓭリ'ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑℸ ̣ ⍑ᔑ∷↸ ℸ ̣ 𝙹 ᓭ!¡ᒷᔑꖌ eリᓵ⍑ᔑリℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ tᔑʖꖎᒷ
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                                                                                                                    • Respond and like if you want me to sub to you. No questions asked
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                                                                                                                      • Fucking bullshit you "ONLY SPEAK MINECRAFT ENCHANTING TABLE" When clearly you spoke in English you lying ass bitch. Smh
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                                                                                                                        • The galactic code
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                                                                                                                              • Why not enchanting 100? Seems to fit better
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                                                                                                                                    • Allow 7 feb
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                                                                                                                                      • Uh that language is in the Galactic Alphabet, not "enchantment language". Amateurs.
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                                                                                                                                        • >‰¥=,€<‘₽¢₩!§•\—.,°°0¿,¡!… mmbnhīœääæê !<
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                                                                                                                                          • So in other words, this 110% never happened
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                                                                                                                                            • Wait he spoke English to explain himself.
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                                                                                                                                              • Speech 100
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                                                                                                                                                • This is retarded..
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                                                                                                                                                  • Why is リ in there, is japanese part of the Galactic Alphabet?
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                                                                                                                                                    • M╎リᒷᓵ∷ᔑ⎓ℸ ̣ ╎ᓭ ℸ ̣ ⍑ᒷ ʖ𝙹ᒲʖ
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                                                                                                                                                      • Y𝙹 ∴⍑|| ╎ᓭ ᒲ|| !¡!¡ ⍑ᔑ∷↸ ∷リ?
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                                                                                                                                                        • I took enchanted as my language in high school
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                                                                                                                                                            • Lᒲᔑ𝙹 ||ᒷᔑ⍑
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                                                                                                                                                              • What happened next?
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                                                                                                                                                                • People used to shit on Minecraft as hard as they shit on fortnite when did liking Minecraft become cool again
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                                                                                                                                                                  • Why did he reply in English then
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                                                                                                                                                                    • There’re are people that actually know what that says
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                                                                                                                                                                      • "hello sir" what the fuck?
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                                                                                                                                                                        • He responded in English? The fuck??
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                                                                                                                                                                            • It’s actually the galactic alphabet
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Answers in English...
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                                                                                                                                                                                • Actually it's called the galactic alphabet
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                                                                                                                                                                                  • Enchanting is literally a skill in Skyrim. Why not just use that?
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                                                                                                                                                                                    • D╎↸ ||𝙹⚍ ⎓⚍ᓵꖌ ᒲ|| ⊣╎∷ꖎ⎓∷╎ᒷリ↸ ꖎᔑᓭℸ ̣ リ╎⊣⍑ℸ ̣ ?
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                                                                                                                                                                                      • How does a Virgin ducks another Virgin fake girlfriend?
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                                                                                                                                                                                          • Fake. anyone who speaks “Minecraft enchantment table” is 100% a virgin.
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                                                                                                                                                                                            • "I speak only in minecraft" *replies in the same language not once but twice* now the real person here that speaks Minecraft is the person who literally did
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                                                                                                                                                                                              • Can someone explain what this says?
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                                                                                                                                                                                                  • But he said it in English
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                                                                                                                                                                                                    • Ironic how you only speak minecraft enchanting table but you just wrote a full sentence in English
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                                                                                                                                                                                                        • It’s called the galactic alphabet I’m pretty sure
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                                                                                                                                                                                                          • Well it's actually your girlfriend's fault he probably didn't know
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